oh noes, my denimz don't fit!

[Mr Waffles]

^^^ that is easily the greatest thing i have ever seen. i cant rep but i will send e-karma.

[Charlie Delta]

Keeping in line with recent posts

LNGGbozilko

[mike lowrey]

"oh shit he noticed me.. fuck his coming this way, I better get rid of this RIFLE before he sees it!!"

GOT SONNED BY DEER.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

McDenim what is a threak?

Boxing Deers would totally own

[branespload]

Today I slept in til 1. It was great! Then I put on a t-shirt.

Me too! I had only gotten 2 hours of sleep the day before. Yesterday was such a long day! A seven-page physics report was due, but after school I was happy because there was a talent show at school and we ate Denny's afterwards! I had to go home early because of my curfew though. I'm wearing a sweater!

[broneck]

I woke up this morning and I had trouble breathing. I'm concerned that I have a penis in my nose.

[Mr Waffles]

dicks in the right nostril, coke in the left.

[Gouf]

[chingon]

I have to wear longjohns under my jeans at work. I am paranoid it's fucking up my atari.

[lilldavid]

I drank beer yesterday. wearing jeans.

[mellowbonsai]

i wiped off oil from my engines dipstick from my hands onto the side of my jeans, now there is a stain!

my goodness who would have thought something like cause and effect would take place

[HATORI HANZO]

i wiped off oil from my engines dipstick from my hands onto the side of my jeans, now there is a stain!

my goodness who would have thought something like cause and effect would take place

That is the most amazing thing I have ever heard. I think it might be a conspiracy.

[Charlie Delta]

Today I wipe my hands on my jeans again.

They were dirty.

I once wiped orange juice on them.

Before I also wiped dirt from the back of a car on them.

I probably wiped some more dirt on them that I can't remember.

I do it all the time.

[tedadoret]

i accidently zippered my dick for the first time like two hours ago

how can i get it off without breaking the zipper?

[broneck]

One time I spilled a soda on my jeans!

[Charlie Delta]

i accidently zippered my dick for the first time like two hours ago

how can i get it off without breaking the zipper?

You've been walking around like that for two hours already???

Wait let me refrase that.

You were typing this with your dick stuck in a zipper???

[scoki]

my jeans are fitting tighter today than yesterday.

[tedadoret]

You've been walking around like that for two hours already???

Wait let me refrase that.

You were typing this with your dick stuck in a zipper???

you bet i did

i just jerked with it too (suprisingly, zipper enhances the experience). hurrah for me and denims bonding time!

[skiniks]

guys i don't know what to do. i had taco bell for lunch and i've had gas ever since. i just let one rip and to my dismay it was wet... and i'm commando... how 2 remove poo stains? i really don't wanna wash them!!!!!!1

[owl]

so ever since i've been back to school from winter break i've been wearing my too big apc's. yesterday, i decided to put into rotation my studio d'artisan's or somet's.... they were a lot tighter than i remember when buying them last month. mom-cooking-and-going-to-dinner-every-night-pwn3d! oh well, guess it's back to tuna.

the dude abides.

[mike lowrey]

guys i don't know what to do. i had taco bell for lunch and i've had gas ever since. i just let one rip and to my dismay it was wet... and i'm commando... how 2 remove poo stains? i really don't wanna wash them!!!!!!1

Please see shitting your pants in denim thread for information regarding sharting your jeans.

[rome1]

My dog peed on my jeans what to do...?

[jonle714]

where kop jeans?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

i heard if a cat pees on your jeans its game overrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

[mellowbonsai]

cat pee stains = grail status

cat pee helps your denim fade in unique ways, its similar to mold fading

[Charlie Delta]

I am not wearing the same jeanz as yesterday!

I did wipe my hands a couple of times...

[datasupa]

i wore the same jeans as yesterday. they fit about the same as yesterday. more later

[cyberPUNK]

fuck all that. i don't even use toilet paper. just wipe my ass with raw denim. leaves blue marks and shit.

[gimmegimme]

[TPR950H]

^^That chick got big hands.