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oh noes, my denimz don't fit!

thedude

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mike lowrey

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"oh shit he noticed me.. fuck his coming this way, I better get rid of this RIFLE before he sees it!!"

GOT SONNED BY DEER.

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branespload

branespload

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Today I slept in til 1. It was great! Then I put on a t-shirt.

Me too! I had only gotten 2 hours of sleep the day before. Yesterday was such a long day! A seven-page physics report was due, but after school I was happy because there was a talent show at school and we ate Denny's afterwards! I had to go home early because of my curfew though. I'm wearing a sweater!

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HATORI HANZO

HATORI HANZO

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i wiped off oil from my engines dipstick from my hands onto the side of my jeans, now there is a stain!

my goodness who would have thought something like cause and effect would take place

That is the most amazing thing I have ever heard. I think it might be a conspiracy.

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Charlie Delta

Charlie Delta

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Today I wipe my hands on my jeans again.

They were dirty.

I once wiped orange juice on them.

Before I also wiped dirt from the back of a car on them.

I probably wiped some more dirt on them that I can't remember.

I do it all the time.

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Charlie Delta

Charlie Delta

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i accidently zippered my dick for the first time like two hours ago

how can i get it off without breaking the zipper?

You've been walking around like that for two hours already???

Wait let me refrase that.

You were typing this with your dick stuck in a zipper???

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tedadoret

tedadoret

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You've been walking around like that for two hours already???

Wait let me refrase that.

You were typing this with your dick stuck in a zipper???

you bet i did

i just jerked with it too (suprisingly, zipper enhances the experience). hurrah for me and denims bonding time!

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skiniks

skiniks

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guys i don't know what to do. i had taco bell for lunch and i've had gas ever since. i just let one rip and to my dismay it was wet... and i'm commando... how 2 remove poo stains? i really don't wanna wash them!!!!!!1

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owl

owl

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so ever since i've been back to school from winter break i've been wearing my too big apc's. yesterday, i decided to put into rotation my studio d'artisan's or somet's.... they were a lot tighter than i remember when buying them last month. mom-cooking-and-going-to-dinner-every-night-pwn3d! oh well, guess it's back to tuna.

the dude abides.

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mike lowrey

mike lowrey

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guys i don't know what to do. i had taco bell for lunch and i've had gas ever since. i just let one rip and to my dismay it was wet... and i'm commando... how 2 remove poo stains? i really don't wanna wash them!!!!!!1

Please see shitting your pants in denim thread for information regarding sharting your jeans.

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