France Appreciation Thread

[Guest DUM]

WHAT ELSE DID THEY MAKE FOR ME?

I've only been to france once, and I was like 30 minutes and I was asleep in the car.

[several girls]

[jeepster]

Jean Girard: My name is Jean Girard and I am a racing-car driver just like you except I am from Formula Un. I am the greatest one in the whole world. I have been following your career with great interest, Monsieur Bobby.

Ricky Bobby: I can't understand a word you've said the whole time.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Did you eat some peanut butter or something?

Ricky Bobby: Yeah, you sound like a dog with peanut butter on the roof of your mouth

Jean Girard: I think what you are hearing is my accent. I am French.

Ricky Bobby: You say you're French?

Jean Girard: Oui.

[sounds like 'We']

Ricky Bobby: We? No, we are not French. We're American, because you're in America, okay? Greatest country on the planet

Jean Girard: Well, what have you given the world apart from George Bush, Cheerios, and the ThighMaster?

Ricky Bobby: Chinese food?

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chinese food.

Jean Girard: That's from China.

Ricky Bobby: Pizza.

Jean Girard: Italy.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Chimichanga.

Jean Girard: Mexico.

Ricky Bobby: Really, smarty-pants? What did French land give us?

Jean Girard: We invented democracy, existentialism, and the ménage à trois.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Those are three pretty good things.

Ricky Bobby: Hey.

Cal Naughton, Jr.: Well that last one's pretty cool.

[ouss]

thats what i'm talkin about

[ouss]

let's hang out in cannes

[ddohnggo]

i appreciate france for giving us the opportunity to KOP DEM LAVINZ.

[culture]

Another trip to Paris is another night crawl through the surreal catacombs.

The worlds creepiest places:

Catacombs: Check

Easter Islands: Check

Auschwitz: Check

Chernobyl: February

Then Cambodian Killing fields.

[mrpenguin354]

Alizee

[junglejane]

nicholas ghesquiere

pierre hardy

I <3 U MUTHAS

[wEstSidE]

I APPRECIATE GYALLLDEM DAT SHO;W ME DEY TATAS ON DA BEECH

[wEstSidE]

l COULNT MAKE THUG PASSUNZ WITOUT ALIZE N CRISTAL BABBY BABBBY

[sybaritical]

Emmanuelle asks that you don't forget Gitanes, coffee and croissants, red wine, Cheese, Skiing in the Alps and, ummm, the Bayeux Tapestry.

[Guest DUM]

CROISSANTS. l LOVE THEM.

[mrip]

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[ouss]

[mrip]

[ouss]

[chingon]

my appreciation

[wEstSidE]

ouss is dat a tranny in u sig???

[ouss]

[ouss]

ouss is dat a tranny in u sig???

maybe. ask keagan

[notesee]

And Robert Bresson in general.

La Haine.

[ouss]

^^^^

la haine : grand film!

[keska]

france has great products to export but the country itsself is very overrated.

[freecat]

In that way, all the countries are overrated ! France produces lots of great cultural stuff as seen from the outside (book and philosophy, movies, electronic music, cuisine, girls, beaches, museum and stuff to see), and from the inside, the life is overally great, except, like everywhere else, in a few place. All the problem France faced and faces are always exagerated by media all over the world. Still, this is a great contry, with pro and cons, and I feel good in here.

[ouss]

In that way, all the countries are overrated ! France produces lots of great cultural stuff as seen from the outside (book and philosophy, movies, electronic music, cuisine, girls, bitches, museum and stuff to see), and from the inside, the life is overally great, except, like everywhere else, in a few places. All the problem France faced and faces are always exaggerated by media all over the world. Still, this is a great country, with pro and cons, and I feel good in here.

fixxed 0123

[GiZMO]

[insert pic of keagan ass]

[ron2331]

What! France invented dp???:eek::confused:

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