how you so skinny

[wEstSidE]

current diet that is working very well:

breakfast:

1 cup oatmeal prepared with water

4 cups black coffee

lunch:

1 pack ramen noodles and flavoring packet, prepared with water

dinner:

cigarettes

whiskey

you can eat after drinking 4 cup cofeee???

[NESK]

you know your takin sufu too seriously when you have body image issues and are considering starving self to get into +++19cm MIJ.

i wish i was too heavy to fit in here, then my parents wouldnt forcefeed me everytime i go home.

[thedude]

they make 19cm for fats too d00d... they just look like shit though

[JoOner]

hoes dig the bones

[Vitamian]

Hedi Slimane eats baby food.

[Pandemonium]

Hedi Slimane eats baby food.

that's actually a misinterpretation.

From Wiki:

Slimane was misquoted in many interviews as saying that he survives on a delicately balanced diet and prefers food that he doesn't have to chew much. The mistake came from from a mistranslation: "baby food", means "comfort food" in French. He does not drink, smoke or do drugs.

[Vitamian]

that's actually a misinterpretation.

From Wiki:

Slimane was misquoted in many interviews as saying that he survives on a delicately balanced diet and prefers food that he doesn't have to chew much. The mistake came from from a mistranslation: "baby food", means "comfort food" in French. He does not drink, smoke or do drugs.

Yes, I always thought it was a bit dodgy since isn't baby food supposed to nourish the baby?

[wEstSidE]

Hedi Slimane eats baby food.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/main.jhtml?xml=/health/2006/03/21/hbabyfood21.xml

babby diet

[Guest rambo]

Just use what bodybuilders use to minimize their bodyfat.

for example, (un)famous DNP. You'll loose all your fat in one week (and it's not a joke). The only minus is that you can die.

Read this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2%2C4-Dinitrophenol

Diets are for girls and gay. The only exception is hard no-carbs diet. And the only working.

[GiZMO]

I got a huge ass what I do bout that? Elementary physics of exercise is that fat is burned proportionally thorughout the body but does working out a certain part of your body help burn fat in that area at all?

[Halifamous]

Just use what bodybuilders use to minimize their bodyfat.

for example, (un)famous DNP. You'll loose all your fat in one week (and it's not a joke). The only minus is that you can die.

Read this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2%2C4-Dinitrophenol

Diets are for girls and gay. The only exception is hard no-carbs diet. And the only working.

But DNP done turns you yellow.

Actually, that'd be fine here.

[Guest rambo]

Only when you're using it.

I knew one guy who used DNP (he was extra careful, so he did't duy). In a week he lost so much fat that his veins became visible almost everywhere (before that he was fatty, not uber fat, bu fatty). Still, this is too risky...

DNP is legal, btw, you just won't find it in drug stores. It's used as insecticide today.

[goldengloves]

DNP is gnarly shit but yea, it does work quite effectively.

If you want a good boost maybe try clenbuterol. Word is that's what a lot of celebs use to cut weight fast for movie parts.

[Guest rambo]

goldengloves, yeah. They surely don't practise diets that they write in their books. They just use illegal but effective sport medicine, used by bodybuilders. Clenbuterol included.

[le_chic_garcon]

eat celery, snort coke, fuck bitches, sleep, & repeat process

[mellowbonsai]

I got a huge ass what I do bout that? Elementary physics of exercise is that fat is burned proportionally thorughout the body but does working out a certain part of your body help burn fat in that area at all?

nope, no way to "target" fat zones

any diet pill or exercise program that says it "target" fat zones is lying

you can tone muscles in particular areas with weight lifting, but burning fat, no.

[PaperSt.]

DNP was used extensively in the 1930s in diet pills after Cutting and Tainter at Stanford University made their first report on the drug's ability to greatly increase metabolic rate. DNP acts as a protonophore in the mitochondrial membrane' date=' uncoupling oxidative phosphorylation and making ATP energy production less efficient. In effect, part of the energy that is normally produced from cellular respiration is wasted as heat. This inefficiency is proportional to the dose of DNP that is taken. Thus, as the dose increases and energy production is made less efficient, the metabolic rate is increased (and more fat is burned) in order to compensate for the inefficiency and meet energy demands. Interestingly, the factor that limits ever increasing doses of DNP is not a lack of ATP energy production, but rather an excessive rise in body temperature due to the heat produced during uncoupling. Accordingly, DNP overdose will cause a fatal fever. Concerns about dangerous side-effects and rapidly developing cataracts resulted in DNP being discontinued in the United States by the end of 1938. DNP, however, continues to be used by some bodybuilders and athletes to rapidly lose body fat. Fatal overdoses are rare, but are still reported on occasion.[1][2] In 2007, a German woman died after ingesting DNP.[3][4]

While DNP itself is considered by many to be too risky for human use, its mechanism of action remains under investigation as a potential approach for treating obesity.[5] Currently, research is being conducted on uncoupling proteins naturally found in humans.

Had to look it up, this shit sounds nuts, you guys have known people that have done this, sounds risky.

[le_chic_garcon]

I crap a ton, play soccer, cycle, & shovel so occasionally. However, my mom calls me a lazy piece of shit. I don't know why.

[herpsky]

I run 3-4 miles a day. I think girls eat more than I do.

My female classmates are concerned that i'm gonna be anorexic.

[Guest DUM]

le chic, shovel?

[mellowbonsai]

how to be skinny, abridged version:

meal plan: fruits and vegetables

exercise: lots

[poopslush]

I'm a vegetarian, used to be vegan, go to they gym and ride my bike for transportation everyday, play lacrosse, and I'm still a big dude. fuck da bad genes/jeans and medicine.

[le_chic_garcon]

Dum- I meant shovel snow. I deleted that accidentally.

[tedadoret]

oh hmmm. i was under the impression that most sufuers just worked out like crazy and were in amazing shape : )

but yea, after reading this im more inclined towards the messed up reasons haha

[HATORI HANZO]

If you want to drop weight fast move to Ocean Beach and smoke glass you'll be a 26 in no time (side effects include extreme poverty and pshycosis). Or you could run eat healthy and drink lots of water .

[djrajio]

Or you could run eat healthy and drink lots of water .

But that requires time and effort. Can't I just click a button or order something online?

[Ichigo100%]

Healthy living, staying active.. plus it runs in my family.. My mom is skinny so i got it from her..

I can eat tons of food and not be affected by it.. I burn things off fairly quickly

[soraanaam]

smoke pot e'ryday and eat whatever the fuck i want

fuck dat shit, weed made me gain weight, ive lost weight since i stopped, everytime im faded, if im like in the middle of the park im good, but if im at home i literally eat the whole fridge out. this one time i ate 3 1/2 pund hot pockets at the same time and i was so full i couldnt move and felt sick as fuck

[peteyross]

I'm a vegetarian, used to be vegan, go to they gym and ride my bike for transportation everyday, play lacrosse, and I'm still a big dude. fuck da bad genes/jeans and medicine.

being vegan doesn't mean that you eat healthy foods or that you have a low calorie diet. Check what you're eating homey, therein lies the problem (provided that you really are working out).

[TPR950H]

fuck dat shit, weed made me gain weight, ive lost weight since i stopped, everytime im faded, if im like in the middle of the park im good, but if im at home i literally eat the whole fridge out. this one time i ate 3 1/2 pund hot pockets at the same time and i was so full i couldnt move and felt sick as fuck

Eating dry ramen is the worse cause it snacks like chippos. Eventually, you've eaten 3 bags (3 bowls) and when that shit expands.. watch out.