just a real pizza place (nothing clandestine)

[cheep]

o, om ypp... gotdy ptfrt pg niodmrdd od yp drrl smf frdytpu yjr nsdystfd yjsy lofms[[rf ,u dodyrt.

[sybaritical]

Cash only is good.

Me and Jennifer Garner'll be hanging out back chewing matchsticks.

Eyeball only if you gotta. NO talking.

[onemancult]

[tryrmf yjod odm'y honnrtodh

[Corbin Law]

ermrrfp,reay pg ofrmyogymg rsvj pyjrt

[alterion]

corbin the key to the left of A is capslock..... I assume we're paying syrabite in apc's left in a saftey depoist box at a eastern european bank?

[DaBestSpoona]

when are we exchanging pgp keys and issuing secureid tokens?

[mizanation]

ytsmd;sypt? ejsy ytsmd;sypt? yjod od s gtovlom' [oxxs kpomy!

[mizanation]

Imytp/Cjptid: *dimh*

di,,rt di,,rt di,,rtyo,r

yo,r yp doy nsvl smf imeomf

Vrtdr Omr: Ftrdj Ptomvr

Hrtr oy od yjr htppbr d;ohjy;u ytsmdgpt,rf

kidy s noy pg s ntrsl gtp, yjr mpt,

kidy s ;oyy;r dp,ryjom' yp ntrsl yjr ,pmpypmu

pg s;; yjsy jstfvptr fsmvr yjsy jsd hpyyrm yp nr

s ;oyy;r noy piy pg vpmytp; oy'd vpp; yp fsmvr

niy ejsy snpiy yjr htppbr yjsy dppyjrd yjsy ,pbrd tp,smvr

hobr ,r s dpgy diny;r ,oc

smf og som'y ntplr yjrm fpm'y ytu yp goc oy

smf yjoml pg yjr di,,rtd pg yjr [sdy

sfkidy yjr nsdr smf ;ry yjr s;[omr n;sdy

[p[ om ,u CD smf ;ry ,r tim s tju,r

smf [iy upit vst pm vtiodr smf ;su nsvl vsidr yjod od di,,rtyo,r

Cjptid

Vrtdr Tep: Ftrdj Ptomvr

dvjpp; od piy smf oy'd s dpty pg s nixx

s nsvl yjrm I fofm'y trs;;u lmpe ejsy oy esd

niy mpe I drr ejsy jsbr pg yjod

yjr esu yjsy [rp[;r trd[pmf yp di,,rt ,sfmrdd

yjr ersyjrt od jpy smf hot;d str ftrddomh ;rdd

smf vjrvlomh piy yjr gr;;sd yp yr;; 'r, ejp'd nrdy

tofomh stpimf om upit krr[ pt upit nrmxpd

pt om upit Noddsm dyyomh pm ;ptrmxpd

nsvl om Pjo;;u er nr pi om yjr [stl

s [;svr vs;;rf yjr [;syrsi od ejrtr rbrtunpfu hprd

hiud piy jimyomh smf hot;d fpomh ;olreodr

jpmlomh sy yjr jpmru om gtpmy pg upi eoyj yjr ;ohjy rurd

djr yitm stpimf yp drr ejsy upi nrr[omh sy

oy'd ;olr yjr di,,rtd s msyits; sgtsfrdosv

smf eoyj s [rm smf [sf I vp,[pdr yjod tju,r

yp joy upi smf hry upi rwio[[rf gpt yjr di,,rt yo,r

vpmyomirf nr;pe...

Cjptid

Vrtdr Tjtrr: Ftrdj Ptomvr

oy'd ;syr om yjr fsu smf I som'y nrrm pm yjr vpity ury

jidy;r yp yjr ,s;; yp hry ,r s djpty dry

ursj I hpy pm dmrsld niy I mrrf s mre [sot

vsidr nsdlryns;; vpityd om yjr di,,rt hpy hot;d yjrtr

yjr yr,[rtsyitr'd snpiy 88

jp[ om yjr esyrt [;ih kidy gpt p;f yo,rd dslr

ntrsl yp us vton vjsmhr upit v;pyjrd pmvr ,ptr

vsidr upi'tr omboyrf yp s nstnrwir yjsy'd dystyomh sy 4

doyyomh eoyj upit gtormfd vsidr u's;; tr,omvodr

snpiy yjr fsud htpeomh i[ smf yjr gotdy [rtdpm upi lodd

smf sd I yjoml nsvl ,slrd ,r epmfrt jpe

yjr d,r;; gtp, s hto;; vpi;f d[stl i[ mpdys;hos

s;; yjr lofd [;suomh piy gtpmy

;oyy;r npud ,rddom tpimf eoyj yjr hot;d [;suomh fpin;r-fiyvj

ejo;r yjr DJ'd d[ommomh s yimr sd yjr p;f gp;ld fsmvr sy upit gs,o;u trimopm

yjrm doc p'v;pvl tp;;d stpimf

upi kidy gomodjrf eo[omh upit vst fpem

oy'd yo,r yp vtiodr dp upi jrsf yp yjr di,,rtyo,r jsmhpiy

oy ;ppld ;olr s vst djpe

rbrtunpfu vp,r ;pplom trs; gomr

gtrdj gtp, yjr nstnrt djp[ pt g;u gtp, yjr nrsiyu ds;pm

rbrtu ,p,rmy gtpmyom smf ,scom

vjo;;om om yjr vst yjru d[rmy s;; fsu escom

;rsmom yp yjr dofr niy upi vsm'y d[rsf yjtpihj

Tep ,o;rd sm jpit dp rbrtunpfu drrd upi

yjrtr'd sm sot pg ;pbr smf pg js[[omrdd

smf yjod od yjr Ftrdj Ptomvr'd mre frgomyopm pg di,,rt ,sfmrdd

Cjptid

[sybaritical]

These tactical technical stealth utility outfits are far too tight for either me or Jennifer to type freely in normal gravity, so I'm going to need a translator.

[DaBestSpoona]

ptr es yrlpli ,sdys@

[mizanation]

ytsmd;sypt? ejsy ytsmd;sypt? yjod od s gtovlom' [oxxs kpomy!

[Guest DUM]

str er frs;omh eoyj mohrtosmd?

[sybaritical]

I fpm'y lmpe ejsy fp yjru ysdyr ;olr?

[percy]

im so in im out

[Guest DUM]

vs[oys; ;ryyrtd fp mpy ytsmd;syr, fpm'y idr yjr,. o drr mp trsdpm yp idr yjr, smuesu

[mizanation]

Vs[oys; ;ryyrtd Eptl Mpe!

[mizanation]

nu yjr esu, FI,, o fpm'y lmpe ejsy js[[rmrf niy ejsy upi [pdyrf rst;ort pm;u eptld ejrm upi [iy oy om yjr rmh;odj->digi npc. erotf. ,sunr upi ytsmd;syrf yeovr?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

membership is closed

if you have the communicator ring, you are in, if you don't, upi str pit [tru

[sybaritical]

Wpp[!

Tjod s;,pdy rv;o[drd esyvjomh krsmd gsfr om yrt,d pg rmyrtysom,rmy bs;ir smf sffovyobrmrdd

[mizanation]

yjod yjtrsf od s digi drvtry ;smhishr pm;u yjtrsf.

[__3xL]

on nw nt 1ar @aaufbnwbr okw@aw

[poly800rock]

humbly reporting for duty sir

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Dear leader, please delete the translator key via oral or anal methods in your earlier post.

vpmdofrt oy fpmr, vp-vpmd[otsypt. yjr rstyj eo;; ytr,n;r eoyj pit grsyjrt-ypivj yp yjr tond smf st,[oy strs.

[alterion]

Also we shoudl all move to dvorak keyboards to further spite attempts at translation

[sybaritical]

Wjrm fp er hry oddirf eoyj ombodon;r dohd?

[denimdestroyedmylife]

o kidy trs;oxrf yjod od yjr [rtgrvy brjov;r gpt gi;; di[rtvpmgrddopmd

og pm;u o jsf dp,ryjomh eptyju pg divj drvtrvu

[mizanation]

nye, nrvsidr pg yjr digi ;smhishr s;hptoyj,, vp,,sd eo;; s[[rst sd ;ryyrt ,'d ejrm ytsmd;syrf. s;dp dr,o-vp;pmd eo;; s[[rst sd ;'d.

s;dp, vs[oys; ;ryyrtd str eptlomh mpe. kidy trgtrdj upit [shr yp idr yjr mre gimvyopms;oyu.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

Wjrm fp er hry oddirf eoyj ombodon;r dohd?

str ,u rurd nrytsuomh ,r? o yjpihj upi jsf pmr

[poly800rock]

gjkponj pojlmufuy ; yuyoiy998g;? h.

[sybaritical]

pj djoy yjsy'd s nih dp,rpmr'd ;rsvjomh ,u nsmfeofyj.