just a real pizza place (nothing clandestine)

[red]

e hwugiy.

yix bflulbyiuk.

[Charlie Delta]

so can anyone understand anyone? right.........

^egxwulxbi ek l caekk!

[sybaritical]

Zllllx eh egxwulxbi ek caekk yfix yfly Sej ek lx ixaegfyixij ciexg.

B'zwx uij, Wox rq.

Ofw glvi twr yfi bwji?

[red]

ez xwy l kxeybf.

kw................

flvi e qlkkij zt awtlayt yiky?

[Charlie Delta]

Oi flvi l Uly lzwxgky rk!!!

Kwziwxi glvi yfi bwji yw Uij....

Hikk rq!

[broneck]

er;; nsdibs;;u o, y[omh kidr pmr lru pbrt/ hry oy? rsdu/

[sybaritical]

ez xwy l kxeybf.

kw................

flvi e qlkkij zt awtlayt yiky?

E'z xwy ly aeciuyt yw gevi twr yfly exhwuzyewx rxyea yfi ails

ek qarggij, cry E'z preyi flqqt eh twr gulc l kwjl lxj drky key ex yfi bwuxiu rxyea yfi wyfiuk luuevi. JW XWY klt lxtyfexg yw yfi wyfiu "brkywziuk". 'eyi?

[sybaritical]

Wf.

lxj ci ljvekij.

E'z xwuzlaat yfi zilx lxj zwwjt lxj flyihra wxi lxj E'z wxat ciexg xebi brm E yfexs yfiui olk wxat 5 qiwqai oeyf yfi ixbutqyewx jivebi ofebf zilxkk kwziwxi E yurky aesik twr.

E jwx'y aesi twr.

E flyi hawoiuk wh laa sexjk.

E quihiu yuiik.

[red]

keyk ex bwuxiuez xwy l hawoiu EZ LX LXEZLA.

GGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

*uiyuilyk yw bwuxiu*

[sybaritical]

tilf yfly'k uegfy.

Drky, Kfljjlq.

Eh tl ciflvi E'aa giy tl kaebi wh yfi Krxjlt kqibela

alyiu wx.

eh kwziwxi yiaak zi ofly ey ek.

[wEstSidE]

ruktdtdukt

tilf yfly'k uegfy.

Drky, Kfljjlq.

Eh tl ciflvi E'aa giy tl kaebi wh yfi Krxjlt kqibela

alyiu wx.

eh kwziwxi yiaak zi ofly ey ek.

[red]

ruktdtdukt

is your keyboard broken?

[wEstSidE]

noretard that is translation

#include <iostream>

int main()

{

char s[100];

char b[100];

std::cin >> s;

std::cout << s;

int i;

i = 0;

while (i < 100)

{

if(s == 's')

{

b = 'a';

}

else if (s == 'b') {

b = 'v';

}

else if (s == 'c') {

b = 'x';

}

else if (s == 'd') {

b = 's';

}

else if (s == 'e') {

b = 'w';

}

else if (s == 'f') {

b = 'd';

}

else if (s == 'g') {

b = 'f';

}

else if (s == 'h') {

b = 'g';

}

else if (s == 'i') {

b = 'u';

}

else if (s == 'j') {

b = 'h';

}

else if (s == 'k') {

b = 'j';

}

else if (s == 'l') {

b = 'k';

}

else if (s == 'm') {

b = 'n';

}

else if (s == 'n') {

b = 'b';

}

else if (s == 'o') {

b = 'i';

}

else if (s == 'p') {

b = 'o';

}

else if (s == '[') {

b = 'p';

}

else if (s == 'r') {

b = 'e';

}

else if (s == 's') {

b = 'a';

}

else if (s == 't') {

b = 'r';

}

else if (s == 'u') {

b = 'y';

}

else if (s == 'v') {

b = 'c';

}

else if (s == 'w') {

b = 'q';

}

else if (s == 'x') {

b = 'z';

}

else if (s == 'y') {

b = 't';

}

else if (s == ';') {

b = 'l';

}

else if (s == ',') {

b = 'm';

}

i++;

}

std::cout << "\n" << b;

return 0;

}

THERE IS MY REALLY SHITTY PRGORAM I MADE WEN BOARD IT HASNO INGENUITY IM SURE THERE WUZ BETTR WAI 2 DO IT BUT I DUN KARE ITS GHEY.

[ordo]

oIkyKejI ek wx wru yulea - E yfexs oi zlt flvi wru xiny blxjejlyi yw qalt oeyf.

[sybaritical]

*kegf*

Zt filuy ek filvt lxj ey'k gwexg yw ylsi zi l awxg ofeai yw giy rkij yw yfi ejil yfly lxt wh zt krqiukibuiy cuwyfiuk bwraj kywwq yw krbf yiuuecai yuilbfiut.

Zilxyezi E grikk oi zlsi uij wru jiaeviut cwt.

jlzlgi aezeylyewx, exxey?

[sybaritical]

Westside twr klt .... ?

*COl-fl-fl-fl-flllllllll .....*

[ordo]

We have an opening for a pizza boy.

[wEstSidE]

zaq`

ordo )2-_

[sybaritical]

So you want the job then?

You pay for anything you eat and ya gotta mudwrestle three rounds with red the first friday of each month to see who gets the moped.

[wEstSidE]

yesm 2-986543D ੤

[sybaritical]

Your reaction has been acknowledged.

Please wait quietly and a representative will get back to you.

[sybaritical]

Kw.

Ofly twr yfexs Westside zlsik lk l dlxeywu?

[ordo]

Wf oley - yfwki lui fek qlxyk

[sybaritical]

Hmnn ....

E jwx'y yfexs fi'k l dlxeywu.

[ordo]

Hmnn ....

E jwx'y yfexs fi'k l dlxeywu.

Zltci oi kfwraj yiky fek sxwoaijgi wh yfi dlxeywuela luyk.

[sybaritical]

Jaag bdxx.

... Baqgobu d lam pqutynptr ua wdzt foyt kt'f os hay ukt

lam ah pwdjpqdyi spccd gtxpntyi mai ..

[ordo]

Yfly alky zikklgi jej xwy bwzqryi.

[sybaritical]

Guuu. Giyyexg zt yulxkalywuk ylxgaik rq.

E klej:

Gwwj blaa.

... oi kfwraj Bwxjrby l dwc exyiuveio yw zlsi krui fi'k rq hwu yfi dwc wh ezlgexlut qemml jiaeviut cwt ..

[ordo]

Yuri - fek kseaa kiy flk tiy yw ci jiyiuzexij. E yfexs yfly oi blx quwci cry rayezlyiat fek izqawt oeaa ci rq yw yfi Aemluj.

[ordo]

So, Mr, um... WeSTsidE, I believe you said your name was... what are your qualifications that lead you to believe that you would be well suited to the rigors of life as a virtual Pizza Delivery boy?