tennis talk for all sexual persuasions

[wEstSidE]

HAY GUYZ. this were we tk ABOUT tennis...

FLYING SAMPRAS FTW.

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[Joe]

sampras Smaash

[sleazie ninja number 47]

the deadliest move in all of sports...

[wEstSidE]

seriously...it's amazing how he can jump that high and accurately smash. i have trouble even hitting easy smashes.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I think sampras sweats out of his tongue like dogs do...

[wEstSidE]

i heard he drinks blood to try and keep his weird blood disease at bay. that and he eats the hair of cancer patients to try and grow that bald spot back.

[Guest Airjamie]

He consumes the souls of small homeless brazilian children which i have my friend martin' abduct then resel to him for wild prophets.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

i heard he drinks blood to try and keep his weird blood disease at bay. that and he eats the hair of cancer patients to try and grow that bald spot back.

youre a twisted fuck.

[rome1]

Or he could be another guy that couldn't jus couldn't reach rim, so he beefed up his tennis skills.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Or he could be another guy that couldn't jus couldn't reach rim, so he beefed up his tennis skills.

Is that true? I thought homeboy could throw it down, no?

[wEstSidE]

you're kidding right? he's pretty tall. all tennis pros are tall except michael chang.

[rome1]

Is that true? I thought homeboy could throw it down, no?

I forget sometimes (10).............hard to remember its the internet.

[wEstSidE]

so who is the favorite player on sufu?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

navratilova: king of supergays... 19 wimbledons or some shit...allthewhile playing with a set of cock n balls... mad love for her, i mean, him, b.

[wEstSidE]

nah...this forum is like 99.9% AZN, so i'm going to bet on Michael Chang for the chineses.

my fave is sampras, obviously.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

In all honestly, I think mine is boris becker. Back breaking service motion, won Wimbledon when he was 17 and married to hot black chick. My kinda dude.

[wEstSidE]

edberg once killed a dude with his serve

[wEstSidE]

read the title.

[jayrock]

oh, gay, gotcha

[wEstSidE]

well, women's tennis is boring other than williams. thts y it's "gay"

if the girl players could ply good then we wud post.

[jayrock]

the Williams sisters freak me out

I only like to listen to women's tennis, as most female tennis players are warpigs

[sleazie ninja number 47]

read the title.

last time i checked brigette wilson had a vagina too d00d...

I herrrd Edberg once volleyed a ball...with his cock, true story.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

i like nadal, he's ugly, he's a real madrid fan, but he's good.

sharapovulva is sexy!

problem with sharapova is everytime i see her, she's two inches taller. I think she's about Yao Mings height right about now.

[wEstSidE]

problem with sharapova is everytime i see her, she's two inches taller. I think she's about Yao Mings height right about now.

too true. nadal is like today's borg. he's got weird ass strokes...

[sleazie ninja number 47]

what does mary carillo refer to nadal as, some sort of "caged beast"...she gets her mangina all wet just talking about it on air... is she a lezzz?

[wEstSidE]

We need more videos.

i request michael chang's underhand serve at the french.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

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westside, were you even alive when that went down?

[ProfMonnitoff]

HOW U CAN LlKE WATCHING TENNIS? I PLAY BUT STILL WATCHING = *BOOORINNGGG*

PS WAT R SOME DOPE TENNIS SHOOZ????

[wEstSidE]

HOW U CAN LlKE WATCHING TENNIS? I PLAY BUT STILL WATCHING = *BOOORINNGGG*

PS WAT R SOME DOPE TENNIS SHOOZ????

l DUN WATCH OFTEN. I RIKE NEW BALNCE 5XX I FORGET EXACT NAME, GOOD IF HAV BIG FEEETZ IF JUST WANT2 LOOK COOOOOL B-) 8-) THEN GET NIKE CHALLENGE COURT 8)

[wEstSidE]

westside, were you even alive when that went down?

NO, BUT PLAY, MOSTLY, AGAlNST OLDER GUYZ, AT CLUB