Team DMZ

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that fucking aegyo is the reason why you cant take kgirls serousliez...NO it's not cute to act like you're 12 years old when you're fucking 30. fuckkkkkk yooooouuuuuuuuuuuu

it doesn't work on you koz you're not 40+ or an ajumma.

i don't aegyo dduluh with anyone else, though. unless i'm just joking around with my friends. otherwise, it hurts my image. *hardcore*

[Analog]

when lib and I went there, it was hotter than hell. all you could smell was leather boots and ass.

Ass? Who's ass?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

probably mine. my ass, my balls... it was so fucking hot that day, i was ddam-nah-eeng sooo bad.

[ddohnggo]

were your balls jjee-leeng-eh?

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ann your haircut is nice, astor barber?

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10-Q. eung. the one right next to coldstone. loyal customer for 2 years and counting.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

were your balls jjee-leeng-eh?

is that like jjeenduk jjenduk heh? my boong-ahls wuz like mochi when you leave it out, or handle it too much. aigoo nuhmoo sticky.

ann my friends been going there for 7 years. who you go to, Tomas? I see more girls going in there than I'd expect (but I think they go in for blowdrys and things like that as well).

[Liberation1945]

isnt that where thom browne gets his cuts or some shit??

boonguhbbang icecream >>>>>>>>> coldstone

if only it was real fishhhhhhhhhh

[sleazie ninja number 47]

isnt that where thom browne gets his cuts or some shit??

wtf? Lib, where do you get these lil nuggets of info from holmes? Fuckin' A, you're like a young Analog...

[Liberation1945]

i dunno there was some gq article about him and haircuts or some shit...alls i know is that his suits looks phunny and he gets his haircuts for cheap(unlike his phunny suits)

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ann my friends been going there for 7 years. who you go to, Tomas? I see more girls going in there than I'd expect (but I think they go in for blowdrys and things like that as well).

if it has anything to do with hair, they can probably do it for you. haha. they even do magic straight perms there.

i don't go to any particular person. they direct me to a random stylist and i'm always satisfied. plus, it's cheap!

isnt that where thom browne gets his cuts or some shit??

lots of famous people go there, supposedly

[sleazie ninja number 47]

yeah, his yangboks are maaad bbeesah...

[Liberation1945]

i bet he eats jajangmyun...

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i bet he eats jajangmyun...

ddohnggo to shanghai mong for jajangmyun!

hyo dong gak <3

or rather.. flushing <3

[Liberation1945]

koreans are:

1. climbing up the ladder in american society - chan ho park, margaret cho, bobby lee, korean bbq, business/pharmacy majors

2. just chinks to everyone - chan ho park, margaret cho, that kid from the VT killings

pick one

[Analog]

hyo dong gak <3

Some of the shit you say I have no idea what means it. I must have been sick that day.

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gachi muk ja..

[Analog]

That's so corny it just might work...

[Liberation1945]

why do you rep ann demeulemeester so hard? did she save your life? your closet? sushi?

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lol

i have another one where they "drew" a tree with eel sauce

ahh.. sushi chefs are so cute.

[dizzhizz]

What kind of sauce be that???

[onemancult]

lib- was that you talking to some red haired girl on a bench in front of baruch today

at around 4 o clock?

you're looking kind of pale.

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What kind of sauce be that???

spicy mayo

[Analog]

That's so corny it just might work...

Like, if the dood that made that was John Cusack, and you were, like, Ione Skye, and like, John Cusack was standing in the rain holding up that platter of sushi?

Like you wouldn't fuckin' cry and run into his arms.

[Analog]

Like you wouldn't fuckin' cry and run into his arms.

So true.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

Lib has a tat that would rival sistersoojies...

[Liberation1945]

lib- was that you talking to some red haired girl on a bench in front of baruch today

at around 4 o clock?

you're looking kind of pale.

wtfzzzz damn that's exactly right.

pale? yo i think the sunz was in my facez and soz i gotz palez skinz, but i'm asianz i gotz the yellow skinz

what were you doin in the area?

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I think he wurks around there...AND omc has 4 or 5 clones running around the city, doing all of his dirty work.

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Like, if the dood that made that was John Cusack, and you were, like, Ione Skye, and like, John Cusack was standing in the rain holding up that platter of sushi?

Like you wouldn't fuckin' cry and run into his arms.

So true.

ddo ddo ddo!

hon ja suh moo seun dae hwa reul ha gaet da neun guh ya?

i was just at fitz tonight

gotta avoid baruch, now, too

[Liberation1945]

why would you avoid it?

i wouldnt be able to spot you in a sea of asian females...

???

plus, i like red heads

[onemancult]

i work in the area, yeah, but i was actually in the tasti-d-lite across the street enjoying a small cake batter with peanut butter chips.

i saw you flick your cigarette behind you, and drink water.

i was going to walk over and say hey, but i didnt know if maybe you were trying to mack on that redhead... didnt wanna bloque le coque.