Do you have a nickname for your penis?

[broneck]

I personally just call him Tommy Two Tone, in account of it being white, and then a lovely purplish hugh at the glans, but it has been referred to by past lovers as the Punisher, the Enforcer, the Dominator, and Rin tin tin.

anyone else have an endearing nickname for your tallywhacker?

[Guest jmatsu]

the hammer of thor

the blade of musashi

can-opener

etc.

[Ichigo100%]

Captain planet

Justin Large

Sexual Chocolate

Willy Wonka

[Sayword]

Tender Vittles

william macnamera

jo jo mcgilicutty

[oOmegaOo]

short answer: no

long answer: hell no

Gotta say that Tommy Two Tone cracks me the hell up.

[sycamore no more]

Steezy McFeezy.

[wEstSidE]

it's spelled "tutone"

[oOmegaOo]

I think we both know that, but you see, his dick is white and the head has a purplish hue. It's clever stuff, really.

[snugglepony]

uh...

jack: the blac vagina finda?

[cuddlysheep]

the love below.

[Crillz]

Milspex.

12456

[homme.homme]

the iron penis.

[ChaseDizzy]

The God Rod

[Fabulaz]

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

[ironXcrayon]

dickdanger

[artificialsky]

"lionheart"

[keagan]

Vagina.

:confused: :eek:

[cureOne]

the general

[grandnash84]

stanley as in the power tool

[mr fluffernutter]

black n' decker as in the power tool

[hedkandi67]

Screwdriver.

[renski]

i call him homicide.

[zalius]

i call him.................

dick

[buffalocloud7]

nick names r uncool

[blm14]

i call him homicide.

[broneck]

Captain planet

hahah fucking awesome...it'd be great if a bunch of girls put their rings together to make it appear

[soundbomber]

lil homie

[Ichigo100%]

EARTH, FIRE, WIND, WATER, HEART.. GROOOW PLANET.

By yourrr powers combined i am Captain planet!!

[soraanaam]

my fred

10 char

[Ahlvahroe]

i call him.................

dick

i agree with this guy, cock isnt a medical term so does that constitute a nickname. also i am remembering the one adam sandler skit where he can get laid cause of the stupid nicknames he called it, slubadub was my favorite.