BEING A LIAR ABOUT COOL STUFF SAVED YOUR LIFE

[whitney]

i miss spy vs spy

was the main reason i read mad magazine

[Guest Phrost]

remember when spy vs spy was on mad tv?

[whitney]

i never got to watch them on tv

(asian parents = no tv at night)

[Guest Phrost]

what they don't know can't hurt them

[16steps]

Zubin answered that one for me I believe...

you could've prevented that

[denimdestroyedmylife]

DUDE... all i have to say is

Some of you people are really full of shit, and i feel bad because you switch up your backgrounds,hometowns,interests, and "friends" soo much that they are starting to overlap!?

YOU CANT BE INTO EVERYTHING! and if you are/"were" then that means you never got deep into anything and your nothing but a rich kid who buys their way into everything.

You buy a "this heat" box set when you want to pretend you were into them before you were born

You shave part of your hair and dye the remaining strands black when you want to be industrial

You buy 10-hole doc martens and put in white laces when you want to make your mother fret with concern

You painstakingly place studs in your surplus m65 and carefully apply drops of gasoline when you want to look (and smell) hard

You use a marker to put an Anarchy symbol on your army surplus messenger bag and hope no one asks you how that is supposed to work

You cut off the sleeves of your favorite flannel and lament the loss once it gets cold out

You cut off the sleeves from your t-shirts and use the orphaned sleeves as headbands when you want your greasy locks from giving you pinkeye

You buy a bass guitar and learn jumping someone else's train when you want to be simon gallup

YOU ARE A TEENAGER

PLEASE FIND YOURSELF...

Stop reading SUPERFUTURE and watching YOUTUBE to find out whats "cool" and then claim to have done it first before anyone else.

THIS WILL BE MY FIRST POST ON HERE....IM GOING TO KEEP POSTING..UNTIL THE VOICE IN MY HEAD SAYS STOP!

^^ I KNOW YOU WILL JACK A LOT OF WHAT I SAID...IF YOU DO THEN YOU HAVE NOT REALIZED ANYTHING.

EpOLkVrgHBw

[sybaritical]

I renounce everything apart from $10 beers, one toke passes and end-of-the-world sex.

[Eccles]

nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles nothing but ramen noodles

[sybaritical]

I renounce everything apart from back pain, yoga bodies and Aum chanting.

[mike lowrey]

MEN IN BLACK LOL

Do you got to a retard school?

MEN IN BLACK LOL

[Lab]

will smith + boolywood

happen soon maybe

[emilo]

DUDE... all i have to say is

Some of you people are really full of shit, and i feel bad because you switch up your backgrounds,hometowns,interests, and "friends" soo much that they are starting to overlap!?

YOU CANT BE INTO EVERYTHING! and if you are/"were" then that means you never got deep into anything and your nothing but a rich kid who buys their way into everything.

You buy a "this heat" box set when you want to pretend you were into them before you were born

You shave part of your hair and dye the remaining strands black when you want to be industrial

You buy 10-hole doc martens and put in white laces when you want to make your mother fret with concern

You painstakingly place studs in your surplus m65 and carefully apply drops of gasoline when you want to look (and smell) hard

You use a marker to put an Anarchy symbol on your army surplus messenger bag and hope no one asks you how that is supposed to work

You cut off the sleeves of your favorite flannel and lament the loss once it gets cold out

You cut off the sleeves from your t-shirts and use the orphaned sleeves as headbands when you want your greasy locks from giving you pinkeye

You buy a bass guitar and learn jumping someone else's train when you want to be simon gallup

YOU ARE A TEENAGER

PLEASE FIND YOURSELF...

Stop reading SUPERFUTURE and watching YOUTUBE to find out whats "cool" and then claim to have done it first before anyone else.

THIS WILL BE MY FIRST POST ON HERE....IM GOING TO KEEP POSTING..UNTIL THE VOICE IN MY HEAD SAYS STOP!

^^ I KNOW YOU WILL JACK A LOT OF WHAT I SAID...IF YOU DO THEN YOU HAVE NOT REALIZED ANYTHING.

I was saying that like 10 years ago.