dear/ask jmatsu (advice column)

[robideaux]

i thought this would be funny.

dear j,

my denim size range is 30-32. i am 5ft 10. lately some of my 32s have been feeling alittle snug. would it be too shameful to size up to maybe a 33 (for superslim cuts)?

thanks.

[nairb49]

why is jmatsu supposed to answer this? this is a straight forward "small questions" post for superdenim.....

[soraanaam]

this isnt funny

[mr fluffernutter]

dear jmatsu,

i wanted to flame the OP but i couldn't think of anything witty and sarcastic to say. my question to you, jmatsu, is what should i say to this tard?

sincerely yours,

diamonds

[Sayword]

Dear jmatsu:

Is there any way to straighten my crooked penis?

Thanks in advance.

[ddohnggo]

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[Guest jmatsu]

i thought this would be funny.

dear j,

my denim size range is 30-32. i am 5ft 10. lately some of my 32s have been feeling alittle snug. would it be too shameful to size up to maybe a 33 (for superslim cuts)?

thanks.

shut up robideaux. if you actually dishonor yourself and buy a 33 and if i didn't like you there'd be one less italian in the axis powers. c'mon i know you're not that fat.

[Guest jmatsu]

why is jmatsu supposed to answer this? this is a straight forward "small questions" post for superdenim.....

i see where your coming from (the question doesn't have to be necessarily answered by myself...though i am flattered), but this is more a question of integrity.

[Guest jmatsu]

Dear jmatsu:

Is there any way to straighten my crooked penis?

Thanks in advance.

sure, amputation.

[Guest jmatsu]

dear jmatsu,

i wanted to flame the OP but i couldn't think of anything witty and sarcastic to say. my question to you, jmatsu, is what should i say to this tard?

sincerely yours,

diamonds

yo diamonds, what is the OP? i don't know what this is, but if you're in a hurry, post a pic of your penis and tell him that his is even smaller. the OP(or anyone) should get pretty offended.

[mr fluffernutter]

yo diamonds, what is the OP?

sup jmat, op is original poster

holla back

[Guest jmatsu]

sup jmat, op is original poster

holla back

i don't have any e-beef with him, but read my edit...

just clowning, i hate all canadians except you.

[broneck]

canada hates you jmatsu, because we're not all that different from the rest of the world

[mr fluffernutter]

post a pic of your penis and tell him that his is even smaller. the OP(or anyone) should get pretty offended.

you're going to be in for a BIG suprise though...

[adrian]

i don't have any e-beef with him, but read my edit...

just clowning, i hate all canadians except you.

Why all the hate for Canada?? haha

[andewhall]

Dear Jmatsu, what lube should I use?

[Charlie Delta]

Dear Jmatsu, will you be the new Superhal, now that he seems to be shut off?

[cheep]

dear jmatsu...

why have you gone soft?

[lil brown brother]

Dear Jmatsu, what lube should I use?

maple syrup?

[broneck]

dear jmatsu...

why have you gone soft?

too much coke

[macuser3of5]

Are people on so much prozac that they are requesting insults and degradation now? :confused:

[Sayword]

Dear Jmatsu:

I'm very torn about bitches. You see, I just met some chicks and I will not be able to see them till fall semester (we will do the keeping in touch thing). Ever since I left school, I've been all depressed and shit, not eating and other pussy shit of the like. My question is, how do I not give a fuck about hoes? At this rate, If I feel this way about friends, I'll probably have a mental break down if we were talking about breaking up from a relationship. I'm not saying I want to be a jerk, but I really don't want to give a fuck about hoes, is there any steps or advice you can give?

[sexasomniac]

^^ haha, those were my high school years. if you dont have sand in your vagina, youll get over it eventually. its all about letting go of the drama; thats what worked for me.

[Guest jmatsu]

Dear Jmatsu:

I'm very torn about bitches. You see, I just met some chicks and I will not be able to see them till fall semester (we will do the keeping in touch thing). Ever since I left school, I've been all depressed and shit, not eating and other pussy shit of the like. My question is, how do I not give a fuck about hoes? At this rate, If I feel this way about friends, I'll probably have a mental break down if we were talking about breaking up from a relationship. I'm not saying I want to be a jerk, but I really don't want to give a fuck about hoes, is there any steps or advice you can give?

dear sayword,

i kind of understand your dilemma, but you mention "some chicks" as in more then one. if you are the playa you imply you are, i think it would be helpful to be ruthless like a playea. just the fact that you had "some chicks" implies that you weren't exclusively with just one (excuse me if your the son of the shiek and come from that harem-culture shit). man you are still in college, so i assume you're pretty young (unless you are dumb...which i doubt because you came to right member for advice). college is a time for fucking...and studying. the "keeping in touch thing" you've got going is trivial. they're coming back next sememster, so either have an orgy of one or fuck other bitches. you have to explore many options before settling down. try and find my sushi analogy.

[Guest jmatsu]

Dear Jmatsu, what lube should I use?

that's a question for onemancult. he says anal ease, i say sesame seed oil.

[Guest jmatsu]

canada hates you jmatsu, because we're not all that different from the rest of the world

i don't hate canada, just you and your immediate bloodline.

[Guest jmatsu]

dear jmatsu...

why have you gone soft?

sorry to disapoint. i just don't care anymore.

[hellogoodbye]

hi jmatsu, is turning 30 y/o really the new 40? i can see your metabolism has slowed down, but is there anything else that's different now? thanks.

[jeepster]

dear jmatsu,

i'm 6'13", 343lbs. should i size down 4 on my APC New Standards? ii'm thinking a 28 or 27.

[cheep]

dear jmatsu,

this is something that has been on my mind alot lately... how would one become an elitist on the level of you or dj rajilo? is it even possible without being japanese? this is a goal that i would like to work towards in my life, but i dont want to waste my time if i am lacking the proper genetics and/or culture.

thank you,

cheep