THE Mustache Thread: Challenges, Appreciation, Ridicule, Praise

[cultpop 0217]

So my scissors and I had a meeting, and here's what we came up with:

"i was but the learner, now i am the master"

-darth vader 1977 & icarus 2007

[cultpop 0217]

winner...fucking epic.

[Servo2000]

Bill > us.

[Sayword]

On some new yankee workshop steez

[almondcrush]

this thread needs more participation

[datasupa]

this thread needs more participation

maybe a forum with 90% asian members isn't the best place for a facial hair thread

[almondcrush]

facial hair has nothing to do with genetics

it has everything to do with believing in yourself

[cureOne]

Almond that shit looks gross, high school asian style fo rillllllllllz

[almondcrush]

true

its the first time my sideburns and chin are connecting though

im excited to see where it goes

[will_i_am]

i'll try to contribute.

my half flip half white facial hair after a week?

it's getting itchy. idk.

i'm trying dino.

[dino might]

i'll try to contribute.

my half flip half white facial hair after a week?

it's getting itchy. idk.

i'm trying dino.

tryings all that counts. it has definate potential id say, yours, like mine, is one of those faces that i just think would/does look better with a beard, the itchyness is part of the territory, i kind of like itching mine. keep up the good work homie, thanks for the rep

[datasupa]

facial hair has nothing to do with genetics

it has everything to do with believing in yourself

its the first time my sideburns and chin are connecting though

im excited to see where it goes

not to burst your bubble, but it's not going anywhere. the following is intended to be constructive criticism, learned from hard personal experience.

first of all....your sideburns and chin aren't 'connecting.' a single follicle is more akin to an intersection, not a connection.

secondly, growing it out doesn't make it 'spread.' no matter how much you believe in yourself. if that were true, bald men would just need to grow their hair long to regain a full head of hair.

thirdly, no one thinks that chemotherapy-esque patchy facial hair looks good. trust me on this one. on the other hand, most girls i know love smooth chin skin.

my advice to you is to embrace your god given racial androgyny. oh and lose the glasses.

[almondcrush]

ha thanks for the reality check data

i actually cleaned up all the "in between" spots today before i left for an interview

usually dont switch to contacts until after my daily shower

im not giving up on the dream just yet though

im 20 now, and my dad claims he couldnt grow a real beard until he was 23

plus i went unshaved two weeks last summer and my cheeks were much barer then

maybe a kickin beard will never happen, but i'll take any improvement

i think girls definitely prefer the baby face

but lately ive been experimenting with going out sloppy and procuring play by pure power of charisma

(ive encountered mixed results)

(if those results were chex mixed, ive been pulling mostly pretzels)

(pretzels are the worst part of chex mix imo)

[kwiteaboy]

Good attitude, almondcrush.

Who gives a shit what women think they think about facial hair? Women say all the time, "You're hot but the mustache is disgusting." LITTLE DO THEY KNOW that it's the mustache that makes me hot. You can take that to the bank.

[fadingblue]

no, pretzels are the best. so it seems like its going good for you

[homme.homme]

I havent shaved in about 1.5 weeks. Will post pics tonight and ask for recs on facial hair. I did the stash once and I looked like a mexican drug runner.

[cheep]

havent shaved in 2 wees i think...

[almondcrush]

cheep i think you should sport a charlie chaplin

[DaBestSpoona]

damn almond thats like the dominican girls by my house before they go waxing.

[mizanation]

facial hair has nothing to do with genetics

it has everything to do with believing in yourself

hahaha, that's funny. a lot of y'all cats got a lot of self esteem.

my pops had mad facial hair. my mom didn't. i took my mom's side. my wife comes from a family of hairy people (okinawans). so, hopefully, our progeny will be able to post on this thread someday.

[386]

I had one last summer, but my friend had a way sweeter beard.

[selective beef]

^lol. wear those new glasses. u'll look like a dirty asian guy.

[Contingency Plan]

After seeing Icarus' efforts, I thought I'd give it a try too:

In context:

[evisu 2000]

Nearly a month haha...

http://www.blurr.eclipse.co.uk/photos/moustache/280507.jpg

Excuse the bags under my eyes...

wow this one looks like rirawin.jp whereas your other one earlier on in the thread sans glasses resembled rirawin.cn (with glasses looks like rirawin.hk).

[Sayword]

^lol. wear those new glasses. u'll look like a dirty asian guy.

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it's good look tho

[hideout]

you basically have two moustaches, so i'm pretty sure that's like cheating at this or something.

[Sayword]

HA I just caught that. 07 is the year of the uni anyway

[Icarus]

I gave mine a trim tonight and it looks fantastic.

Just thought everyone should know.

[Egpt]

you basically have two moustaches, so i'm pretty sure that's like cheating at this or something.

lololol, +rep

[dino might]