THE Mustache Thread: Challenges, Appreciation, Ridicule, Praise

[dino might]

im extremely curious as to what criteria ones beard must meet to become the world champion. how do they go about judging that? are there different divisions?

[superBobo]

just shaved the beard in hope of increasing my chances of getting laid in the future... Couldnt really part with it all though, so mustache at the moment.. should I keep it? its a bit thin on the left side unfortunatly.

[the breaks]

I'm not sure how a moustache will improve anyones chances of getting laid...

[superBobo]

ofcourse it does, the mustache is like catnip to women...

[Charlie Delta]

plus they know it saves flavour, so they'll make sure they're extra clean and tasty in the love below....

[wEstSidE]

it show that u have a HUGE shangalong.

[thomas_highstreet]

mustaches get bishes!! everyone knows that.

i sport the 'sportsman' myself.

[beardcom]

no big deal

[np2fast]

Another Taliban hopefull...

That was a few weeks ago, got a bit longer. I'll post a new pic later. Love this thread!

[Guest COMPTON]

Mi Muzztachyoe No Grohe?!

[naturaljax]

NO SHAVE NOVEMBER APPROACHES. I trust you are all down...

[red]

no big deal

your name, avatar, and that picture go so well together.

[st_]

NO SHAVE NOVEMBER APPROACHES. I trust you are all down...

http://www.movember.com ?

[Charlie Delta]

Am back in here:

Roughly 5 weeks, trimmed twice to make it grow out more even!

[st_]

^ you should just go with the mo

[dino might]

that cap is badass

[aaronS]

I cannot believe it took me so long to find this thread. I feel so at home right now. I'm going to indulge in a little time travel:

December 2005:

April 2006

Last month:

A few days ago:

I submit this last pic as an argument against (I think it was) dino's earlier assertion that you lose cuteness and become manly with facial hair. Whether I like it or not, I look totally harmless no matter how mustachioed I am.

this needed to be quoted for awesomeness

NO SHAVE NOVEMBER APPROACHES. I trust you are all down...

I didn't shave all through october, shaved everything but the stache last night to begining no shave november

[PaperSt.]

WHEN DOES THE ITCHING STOP???????

it's driving me mad

[dino might]

pussssssssssss

[mrip]

this is like 2 months of beard growth.

i forgot my beard trimmer at home.

i finally trimmed it like a week ago.

[DaBestSpoona]

I saw this magazine at the book store the other day, its basically like any other japanese hair style magazine but for facial hair

[lucky_cloud]

my winter re-bearding proceeds apace. this is today, six weeks in:

[sean_]

i have begun the journey

i havent shaved in about a week and a half and am going to attempt to go at least until christmas.

im getting nervous already.

[le_chic_garcon]

[Charlie Delta]

Since I'm flying to SF next week and don't feel like spending 3 extra hours at USimmigration and I already have dark hair and very dark eyes I figured the least I could do was to be clean shaven.

So off with the beard it was again.

No clue I believe it was around 8 weeks of being untouched and trimmed a couple of times before that.

With that said I give you:

Cotton's beard devolution, part 2:

(Don't mind the fluffy hair, it needs pomade.

Also notice how the pics get darker, damn you winter. FUN!)

7 or 8 weeks, dunno?:

the " It doesn't get worse that this...":

the "Chops plus saver":

the "Muttonchops":

the "Cleaned Mutton":

the "Okay, so I guess it does get worse...":

the "Classic":

the "Well Groomed":

the "Gentleman Traveler":

the "Blotebillen gezicht":

And yes, razorburn....

[casual_coal]

This is by far the greatest facial hair style ever

[dino might]

cotton, you sir are a man among men.

[Eccles]

the "Gentleman Traveler":

you should have kept this

[Corbin Law]

This is by far the greatest facial hair style ever

the phrase sideburns derives from this man. Union General Burnsides.

[cultpop 0217]