THE Mustache Thread: Challenges, Appreciation, Ridicule, Praise

[geekbonchic]

Cotton Duck without a mustache is totally blowing my mind.

[mrip]

and for fun, the inbetween pics

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bowl cut

the two-face

inbetween/beard progress

[selective beef]

^gawd You Look Like A Rapist

[dino might]

not tons to look at, but breaks over. culmination after a week-

[julzkind]

facial hair on men = win.

[dino might]

as opposed to on ladiez?

[julzkind]

hey, some guys like that stuff. i wanted to be specific, though.

[landho]

Tried to grow a mustache once. Tried for eight weeks. Ended up with a Fu Manchu as it grew down past my lips on the side but for some reason didn't connect in the middle. My boss described it as "scroungy." The assistant manager said that it looked like "a bunch of spider legs."

[m_2]

I think im defective. Middle eastern and I can't grow facial hair. It comes out looking like shit. Wtf is the secret to it

[dino might]

testosterone.

[khoiphan92]

i reely like dinos stache. does super glue and hair work ok? i still have some leftovers from my last haircut

[cureOne]

yo cotton duck you need to get your brows done homie, shit is lookin caveman steez

[dino might]

shits weak.

[jane]

that looks like some form of herpes rather than a stache, which is really almost preferable to a mustache, they look good on so few.

why not put that picture to good use and start the herpes thread: challenges, appreciation, ridicule, praise?

[Charlie Delta]

yo cotton duck you need to get your brows done homie, shit is lookin caveman steez

Stop listening to Westside...!

[dino might]

no gurlz allowed in facial hair thread.

[sean_]

god DAMN you post a lot

[dino might]

gurlz talk lots.

[Synthetic <3]

My Mustache March 'stache is as luscious as regs will allow. I wish Mustache March was the same as it was back in the good 'ol days when facial hair regs were null and void for the entire month. I'd wear a gnarly one like Col. Olds' infamous "bullet proof" mustache, which is where Mustache March actually originates, for those that don't know...

[B.oskar]

CHEERS!

[B.oskar]

Mutton Chops + The Biker = gangsta!

[terutt]

Used to be longer, but it looked rank.

[gramps]

Goatees make your face look like genitals.

[Darkadious]

bump because i need help

is there anyway to make my beard hair look more like actual hair than shitty pubic hair? about 75% of it puffs the fuck out (the more bottom parts). only looks alright if after i fucking wake up from having my face slammed against the pillow over night.

gel, moose, some shit?

edit - this only happens when it's maybe 2+ inches so i usually trim that bitch

[Charlie Delta]

[thomas_highstreet]

i hover around 'zorro' and 'ringo star'

[keagan]

how could they forget john waters???????? i guess prince. what?

[unklesteve]

Today is the Cinco de Moustache party my shop is hosting.

In honor of the event:

[dino might]

bringing my beauty (the thread? the beard? which one oh no?!?!) back from the dead. no more summer beard. high schools over. its here to stay.

phase 1:

[edwithoutahead]

You should grow it for 6 months (a year!) and take a picture every day, then make a .gif/youtube of your beard growing.