What does it taste like?

[Bandwagonesque]

On some days, I get that musky smell... that usually results in me asking her politely to go shower. Afterwards, it doesn't have much of a taste to it.

On some other days, it tastes/smells a little like vodka.

[onemancult]

but um I dont eat pussy . I have a girl who does that for me

1. are you jamaican?

2. you have a girl that eats your girlfriend's pussy for you?

where can i cop?

[seraphim]

On some other days, it tastes/smells a little like vodka.

yeah, I've been told that before. then again, I've smelt like rum for three days solid before, so it's not saying much

[Whodinihimself]

Some good advice, but you've overlooked one key thing!

if you want your girlfriend to smell like new.... you also have to make sure she wears panties made from natural fibers...that zone has got to stay well-ventilated...its gotta breathe....no panties with cotton/poly blends...100% cotton panties or nothing at all!...they might not be as "sexy" in some peoples opinion, but neither is catching a ghostly whiff of her nether regions after a day wearing some kind of frilly nylon lacey number....and unless shes a vegetarian, feed her lots of yogurt, cranberry juice (or get her some of this: http://www.traditionalmedicinals.com/?id=30&pid=11 ), lots of citrus fruits and mint tea ... and spike her food with cinnamon.....all have antifungal / antibacterial qualities and improve the scent of bodily secretions (cranberry juice especially...it has a property that kills bacteria in the urinal tract and prevents bacteria from sticking to the vag walls...the emissions of the cave dwelling bacteria are responsible for most of the bad smell)...but it wont help much at all if shes got a major junk food habit and eats alot of red meat or spicy/potent foods...or has a yeast infection

[MiniW]

i'm in a long term relationship, and this is somewhat true from personal experience (though I originally read the info in several articles a long time ago)

- lots of citrus fruits in the diet usually makes for more a sweet dish

- heavily spiced foods (saag, chicken tikka masala or anything on the menu in an Indian restaurant) usually results in a more aromatic (not in a good way) experience the day after or a few days after the meal.

Moral of the story: don't take a girl out to eat Indian on the first date if you plan to eat her out (2 days later) on the third date.

[onemancult]

my gf is a very picky eater who hates anything that is more than mildly seasoned or spiced... she barely eats red meat, and drinks snapple like it is going out of business.

she tastes, as the Jesus & Mary Chain put it, just like honey.

[thomas_highstreet]

Ya'll are some picky eaters.

Sweaty pussy is something you have to learn to love. I mean, you're not always going to get a girl straight out of the shower. Sometimes you have to go down after you've both gotten a little slippery. Sometimes you want to go down after a long day.

Whenever the mood strikes, you know?

old mister nature spittin knowledge

[junglejane]

p00ns smell better than p33ns.

[macuser3of5]

just like honey.

mead snatch ftw++

[insidertrading]

p00ns smell better than p33ns.

absolutely. they look nicer too.

[onemancult]

p00ns smell better than p33ns.

i got so sprung after reading this that i had to turn off my computer and

read the entire Book of Mormon backwards just to calm me down.

[doctorgnar]

p00ns smell better than p33ns.

I wish I could try out a poon for a day. I would just sit home in fron of the mirror with my legs behind my head, smelling myself and trying to insert different objects.

[onemancult]

I wish I could try out a poon for a day. I would just sit home in fron of the mirror with my legs behind my head, smelling myself and trying to insert different objects.

i try to get my gf to tell me what it is like having a vagina and she can't describe it.

i think she's hiding something. not literally. well, maybe literally.

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

I wish I could try out a poon for a day. I would just sit home in fron of the mirror with my legs behind my head, smelling myself and trying to insert different objects.

Damn Gnar....

You sound dead serious about this one. Appreciate the honesty.

[cureOne]

this thread is awesome

[sidneylo]

He is a doctor...

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

1. are you jamaican?

2. you have a girl that eats your girlfriend's pussy for you?

where can i cop?

"I got a bitch that'll strip for me,

Load clips for me,

Hold bricks and even fuck my bitch for me"

-Red Cafe

He's Haitian. Ask him.

[doctorgnar]

Damn Gnar....

You sound dead serious about this one. Appreciate the honesty.

That one was from the heart.

And OMC, I know what you mean, like she's hiding something.

Like, "What is that up there? I can...almost...touch it."

[doctorgnar]

He is a doctor...

And yeah, uh, professionally speaking.

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

That one was from the heart.

And OMC, I know what you mean, like she's hiding something.

Like, "What is that up there? I can...almost...touch it."

Since I made the record talk like sex,

Bitches are comin up with their friends for a nigga to hit the skins.

Hopin the kool g rap was just makin rhymes,

But Im leavin bitches vaginas with more stitches than frankenstein.

Some even had the nerve to try to give me head,

And swallow the whole jimmy to make a nigga fed.

But come on you bitches, dont make me laugh;

You couldnt deep throat g rap if you was a motherfuckin giraffe.

Dag, some even fled when they saw the head,

Cuz gs dick would make you seasick fuckin me in a waterbed.

Dont try to paly me like no sucker,

Cuz these bitchesll be callin up dial-a-mattress like a motherfucker.

You heard the song before; you dont wanna see me,

Ill fuck you on the a-train while I write graffiti.

Ill even fuck you in a taxi cab,

And after sex with a nigga youll be buyin a box of maxi-pads.

Soon as you open your legs,

No need for no birth control, bitch, cuz my dick is touchin the eggs.

Kool g rap, the pussy slammer;

Hell, Id be talkin fucked up grammar if you was bad mamma jamma.

I aint small, Ill have you cummin like waterfalls,

And then turn them sugar walls into carnegie hall.

Leavin my mark on bitches like zorro,

Plus fuckin bitches so def like there wont be no pussy left tomorrow.

Hittin hoes like it aint funny,

I think about bowls of cheerios because I want my nuts and honey.

Talkin to all the women that look fine,

Pretendin my prick was moby dick and have a whale of a time.

Now Im not a deep-sea diver,

But I love it when my dicks covered and smothered with saliva.

Shit, might even straighten out your dentures,

Because its not just a blow job, honey, its an adventure.

But 69, and I aint with that:

Ill go to a chinese restaurant, bitch, if I wanna eat cats.

Because you gotta be brave to eat the tuna, g.

So when it comes to pussy-lickin, Im the chicken of the sea.

I should be on the sex channel;

Not a chump cuz Im givin punk-bitches better humps than camels.

If youre a virgin, Ill make it fit,

Because my dickll pop the cherry and spit out the fuckin pit.

And if youre concerned, my sperm dont burn,

And if it did, Id give that nappy-headed ass a fuckin perm.

Shucks, I instruct a fuckin lesson.

You think its painless? I hit the anus and fuck up your large intestines.

Leavin you bitches stingin from the bangin;

My man jimmy got a hole in his head, but yo, that niggas still hangin.

Bitch, youd rather hump a fuckin whole army,

Cuz even the witness protection program couldnt hide this mans salami.

You fuck around and catch a seizure,

Before I fuck a hoe I gots ta put the hooker under anesthesia.

Lettin saliva dribble on your nipple,

Orgasms double and triple sit ripple and turn your ass into a gripple.

Then I see you searchin for the swellin,

Cuz im-a leave a hole so big your gynecologist might fall the hell in.

Got damn! I hit the ham right;

Honeybuns, you can ask my three sons, I got the dick right out the van dyke.

Im fuckin naked girls with fly rhymes,

But dont push me, because that pussy will be runnin for its nine lives.

I know you hookers cant refuse this,

But dont pick me to give no hickeys cuz Im givin bitches bruises.

Yeah, Ill tear that pussy hole apart,

For fuckin with g rap after dark, youd rather jog in central park.

So if you want kids before I fuck ya,

Look at the size of my dick, and youll let out the motherfuckers.

Shit, bitches get open like a can;

Just leave it up to g rap, cuz Im the neighborhood fuck u man...

G rap knows...its the "eggs", or possibly the "intestines"

[Akura]

this thread just made SF history!

[Miles]

Fitting for this conversation that you'd have a sig quoting VD-Supreme.

[desertfox]

Fuck, I rarely ever post of SF but this thread is just too hard to resist... I don't mind going down on the gal whether she's fresh out of the shower or after a 30 mile marathon in +30 degree weather, just as long as she's well maintained. I don't exactly want to bring a machete to clear the path down there. I've had the tasteless non-funk most of the time but I've also experienced the dead trout...ugh..

[sidneylo]

Do most of you guys think of it as an arduous task or do you look forward to it? Just curious to see the consensus on the cunnilingus action.

[Selegna]

depends... if shes hot and smells good, i look forward to it..

[desertfox]

Most of the time I do look forward to it cuz the woman comes first before I do. I regularly get rewarded for doing so after. I got my first taste again on the weekend after a 1 year drought, and I must say I was like a kitten lappin at its first saucer of milk.

[Bandwagonesque]

I look forward to it. Sometimes it's even hotter than a bj.

[Selegna]

i just had to..

[onemancult]

i like pie-eating.

[sidneylo]

I got my first taste again on the weekend after a 1 year drought, and I must say I was like a kitten lappin at its first saucer of milk.

Must have been a doozy. One year is famine, my friend.

Sometimes it's even hotter than a bj.

Sadly some girls just don't know how to give one.