what are you doing for valentines day?

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edited for sanity

[Blues]

And I thought I was the only one who'd be shedding tears into their cold bowl of cereal.

:really sad icon

[englandmj7]

Morton's Steakhouse with the missus.....

[Guest StuckOnStupid]

Massage Parlor.

[lilodxd]

Massage Parlor.

the kind that gives you a happy ending?

i'm planning to watch friday night lights. do some work. pass out.

valentine's day is corny... but not if you have someone to spend it with.

[andewhall]

Valentines day? When is it?

Jelly wrestling

[englandmj7]

Valentines day? When is it?

Jelly wrestling

I think it is already happening in NZ man.......

Feb. 14th.

[GoodHustle]

going to dinner with my grandma, then coming home and wallowing in self pity while browsing superdenim...typical night for me, nothing too fancy.

[RobbertJan]

reading on st how all you guys spent the day

[diewhitegirls]

Not punching my woman in the face. Hey, it's Valentines Day...it's the least I can do.

[insidertrading]

sex... hopefully. if not, then studying.

[andewhall]

I think it is already happening in NZ man.......

Feb. 14th.

Haha, so it is. Better start text macking some birds.

Hey like your new Avatar brother England:D

[ayn]

Morton's Steakhouse with the missus.....

make sure you pre-order the chocolate cake...

[artificialsky]

while crying

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nothing....

[Selegna]

hopefully they'll menage before we get to my garage..

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hopefully they'll menage before we get to my garage..

i don't want much, FUCK i drove every car!

[englandmj7]

Haha, so it is. Better start text macking some birds.

Hey like your new Avatar brother England:D

Thanks bruv.

make sure you pre-order the chocolate cake...

You have to preorder it? oops....

[junglejane]

while crying

is that a p00n-in-a-box?

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you're goin to Morton's? Forget the cake, it's all about the Grand Marnier souffle (you gotta order that when you make your initial order, don't know about pre ordering...)

[ayn]

not now, but order it when you order your food, as it takes like 15 minutes... actually tomorrow they prolly have some obscenely overpriced fixed menu...

[DaBestSpoona]

We always reschedule our vday dinner to another date. So probably stay home watch 30rock and Wii Sports

[englandmj7]

you're goin to Morton's? Forget the cake, it's all about the Grand Marnier souffle (you gotta order that when you make your initial order, don't know about pre ordering...)

I had a nice Grand Marnier souffle at a french restaurant last week. Good stuff.

not now, but order it when you order your food, as it takes like 15 minutes... actually tomorrow they prolly have some obscenely overpriced fixed menu...

Fortunately, as far as I know, it isn't prix-fixe, which actually makes it a better deal than 99% of the restaurants in the area who are charging $150 per person (which is approximately 3x what a dinner would cost you on a regular day if you dined there).

Damn Valentine's day.

[Selegna]

is that a p00n-in-a-box?

no dear thats the FLESHLIGHT!

[aitsuka]

ok man, let's cry together..

how about we all gather for a mass wank.? no touching each other of course

I think it is already happening in NZ man.......

Feb. 14th.

Not punching my woman in the face. Hey, it's Valentines Day...it's the least I can do.

haha, this shit makes my laugh cry while seriously crying if you get what I mean

[red]

ill probably do something really romantic like punch a girl in the vagina and ask if shell have sex with me.

[showbiz00ditc]

yo ps. whats the 'dick in a box' joke?

example of it being used:

girls says "i want a dick in a box for vday"

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it was from a Justin Timberlake SNL skit.

[superdupersang]

you havent seen it?

well here it is, in all its glory

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on facebook, i gave my brother a box with a hole in the side as a gift

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i saw that as one of the facebook gift options and was tempted to give it to some random chick on my friends list...but alas, i resisted the urge. the 'old me' never crept back in, i'm a shadow of my past...

my how times have changed for Jedi Fade...