Missed Connections - SuFu edition, no homo

[Osmosis Jones]

any ladies around the bay area ever see me and want to get my number?

holla at cha boy!

[thorough]

YOU

today around 6pm at River North Trader Joes in Chicago. You are wearing white beat up chucks, raw looking denim and a decent navy trench and are carrying a bag from jake. I find it grossly ironic when i see you grab the 3 buck chuck considering you might of dropped a grip at jake and surely have some cash. step your wine game up du. another couple dollars will buy you a lot better even at TJ's. get the falcon ridge for $6. I then see you waiting for the northbound redline 5 minutes later and contort my face cause im sure you spend more on the TJ's bags then the wine itself.

ME

im sure you didnt see me. i was ducking in the shadows while considering jacking your jake bag since you look to be the same size as me.

[salaryman]

any ladies around the bay area ever see me and want to get my number?

holla at cha boy!

rep this kid, haha.

[newaesthetic]

could have been me around college/bathurst area?

hmmm, perhaps. I did see a guy who looked just like you on campus at York last week, and was wondering wtf.

Was at Midtown for most of the night. What a hole.

[chronoaug]

From the looks of this thread, uniqlo just needs to go ahead and install glory holes for sufu member anonymous meetups

[gramps]

Or start selling those bandanas you put in your back pocket to indicate whether you take it or like it rough or whatever.

[chronoaug]

I think cotton duck had a blue bandanna when i met him there. I believe it was around his neck though. I'm guessing that means he's into some crazy shit

[superBobo]

Theres this small, good looking hipster-ish japanese or korean dude at the institution for psychology here that keeps checking me out. is he looking for man love, or just baffled by the interesting stuff i keep wearing?

[Icarus]

Could just be baffled.

YOU SET ME UP, BRO.

[wrong_move]

This dude in my Tuesday nights class at York. Gotta love awkward glances

[sarcasticone]

I saw a few sufu-appropriate dus down on college street last night. out for a friends birthday. none of the regular members that i recognize, so lurkers... show yourselves.

This could have been me. I live around that area although I feel I look pretty inconspicuous.

[newaesthetic]

This dude in my Tuesday nights class at York. Gotta love awkward glances

I'd say it's me, but I'm technically at Seneca, though all but one of my classes is in the TEL building.

This could have been me. I live around that area although I feel I look pretty inconspicuous.

Inconspicuous? Sufu-like people stick out in a sea of popped A&F collars.

[digital_denim]

YOU

today around 6pm at River North Trader Joes in Chicago. You are wearing white beat up chucks, raw looking denim and a decent navy trench and are carrying a bag from jake. I find it grossly ironic when i see you grab the 3 buck chuck considering you might of dropped a grip at jake and surely have some cash. step your wine game up du. another couple dollars will buy you a lot better even at TJ's. get the falcon ridge for $6. I then see you waiting for the northbound redline 5 minutes later and contort my face cause im sure you spend more on the TJ's bags then the wine itself.

ME

im sure you didnt see me. i was ducking in the shadows while considering jacking your jake bag since you look to be the same size as me.

I don't know which is more creepy, you following this guy around Trader Joes or you criticizing his wine choice.

[fg0d]

Theres this small, good looking hipster-ish japanese or korean dude at the institution for psychology here that keeps checking me out. is he looking for man love, or just baffled by the interesting stuff i keep wearing?

dont get ahead of yourself. you're about as interesting as watching paint dry

[superBobo]

^^ my rep power says otherwise! KA -BLAAAOH!

[gramps]

Bobo today I saw a guy that looked just like you (so much so that my brain immediately went SUFU MISSED CONNECTIONS) but he appeared to be wearing some kind of camouflage bib.

[fg0d]

dont worry honey, the ugly manwith the boring style is gone

[superBobo]

who are you again? let me guess, dedicated follower of "jkissi".

[icandunkonu]

what the fuck does kissi have to do with any of this? what's your gripe with him, he owe you money? smashed your woman? wtf?

[e0d9n0b5]

bobo i like u and fg0d but his comments have nothin to do with jkissi

[superBobo]

^^ Only reason i brought him up, is that Fg0d for no apperant reason "dissed" me, which made me belive some other reason lay behind it, and the shit storm after my comments (including a bunch of neg reps) seemed likely.

[icandunkonu]

you seem like an alright du bobo, but that makes no fucking sense

[semper]

you really got neg rep for this? tsss

[whitney]

who are you again? let me guess, dedicated follower of "jkissi".

I heard he and jkissi are arch e-nemies!

[redgrail]

oh shit whitney's rep is a commercial jet!!!

wooooshhhhhhh

(that's my airplane sound)

[nf one]

calvin oscar and i got lunch and hit up a few spots, BRAD PITT WE SAW YOU IN UNIQLO.

JKISSI WE VISITED YOU AT WORK.

we also had an amazing lunch together at five guys

yo calvin did you tell josh about when we tried to visit him and the guy in the womens shoe section made me feel racist

im hurt

[willy cheesesteak]

wud pipe that cwg werkin in teh wimminz shoe section w/ teh semi short hair covering an eye, short shorts, nd rockin bootz

[fg0d]

^^ Only reason i brought him up, is that Fg0d for no apperant reason "dissed" me, which made me belive some other reason lay behind it, and the shit storm after my comments (including a bunch of neg reps) seemed likely.

bobo i just dont like that you always have to say something. this has nothing to do with anyone so im picking on you.

[e0d9n0b5]

timber and somebody walked passed me and my friend at a mall today, right near the bathrooms.

i know it was her, because one of the 2 people i was with identified both girls by name >: )

[timber]

I was attending a 'bring your sister to work' day. She gave me a moldy travel mug and I poured the mold into the sink in the bathroom!