the "ask an asian" thread.

[whitney]

^ugh

that's the problem with assuming all Asian women acts like that. that's just a dorky corny wanna claw my eyes and fill my ears with sand bad.

edit*at that thing omega just posted..

[cyberPUNK]

those hos are the reason the donkey punch was developed

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

I feel your hate....

some 3rd or 4th generation azns are basically white people that don't fit in well

so they gotta play the azn card to entertain for white buddies

feel bad for you

[redgrail]

Don't fill your ears with sand.

Stuff your mouth with Kinderschokolade!

There. All better?

[DaBestSpoona]

i assume he wouldn't have let a daughter marry a japanese guy or would have at least made more of a stink. maybe it's his subtle way of getting back at japs for ww2, assuming your wife took your family name not some hyphen shit like sakamoto-wang or something.

My dad, I think would be cool with a daughter marrying a Japanese guy, as long he aint kokujin. His side of the family has a lot of half japs/chink to begin with. My parents arent mainlanders so they dont give a shit about WW2. She didnt take my family name, my parents were like thats what all the girls do these days, they want a hyphen name for our children though.

[Guest jcpennydatazz]

hekko azns

why are your women so soft?

[mono14]

every single azn guy that get's defensive over azn girls dating white dudes needs to read this shit. there is no such thing as race traitor

tru dat.

its annoying though when a shit ugly asian girl proclaims that she will never date asian guys, as if anybody wants to bang her in the first place. i see so much of that shit at my high school, fat asian bitches being bitter because they have never been fucked by a sober man

[6ixes&7evens]

i dont like asian women that arent "traditional" or atleast what i consider traditional what im trying to say is. I prefer fobby asian women :3

[LoganL]

tru dat.

its annoying though when a shit ugly asian girl proclaims that she will never date asian guys, as if anybody wants to bang her in the first place. i see so much of that shit at my high school, fat asian bitches being bitter because they have never been fucked by a sober man

lmfao, thats true

[DaBestSpoona]

aite this is the thing that piss me off about azn women

fuck, this is so wrong.

sucky sucky while you slurp my sushi?

twinkie ass uncle tom tricks....

I could care less about these types of women, they got no swag, they're not attractive, they cant dress, sing, dance, and they dont care about the denim their men wear. Probably not an ideal soulmate. Why you got be upset over women that look like they push dim sum carts, or work in a garment factory.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

hekko azns

why are your women so soft?

the first statement followed by some ching-chong sounds lead to the first time I ever got into a brawl in a public place

ayo, culturally confused white people, emulating black culture and then proceeding to be racist against another minority

you are still white in the end, why are you ashamed? it's probably not such a bad thing.

tru dat.

its annoying though when a shit ugly asian girl proclaims that she will never date asian guys, as if anybody wants to bang her in the first place. i see so much of that shit at my high school, fat asian bitches being bitter because they have never been fucked by a sober man

this is so fucking true

SI3lPLsbwjw

every single chick in this thing is not only already mediocre in looks (this is a compliment) they are hella bitter they dun get pwned by some azn dude they liked before, so now they just feel resentment towards their own background and swear off anything but white guy with yellow fever

lol at black guy at 1:16

[Linwe]

i dont like asian women that arent "traditional" or atleast what i consider traditional what im trying to say is. I prefer fobby asian women :3

You mean the traditional, submissive, "I can't eat, sleep, talk, do a fucking anything without a man" types?

Those girls and the guys who date them make me puke.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

You mean the traditional, submissive, "I can't eat, sleep, talk, do a fucking anything without a man" types?

Those girls and the guys who date them make me puke.

I think he was talking about traditional women in general, not those azn stereotypes

and seriously... I hope you just not one of those 35 year old ish white dude in his basement all day fap to J-porn and dreams of ordering mail order bride from mainland China or Vietnam some ish

[whitney]

I feel your hate....

some 3rd or 4th generation azns are basically white people that don't fit in well

so they gotta play the azn card to entertain for white buddies

feel bad for you

sad really. his expression is priceless. suppppperawkward-if he gets mad he people will be like manng chill. but if he joins in he'll look like a retard. if I ever find myself subjected to that imma find me a pillow, cut a corner off so top sticks up, make eye holes and stick it over my head.

Don't fill your ears with sand.

Stuff your mouth with Kinderschokolade!

There. All better?

yummy food always lifts ones spirit!

[6ixes&7evens]

the first statement followed by some ching-chong sounds lead to the first time I ever got into a brawl in a public place

ayo, culturally confused white people, emulating black culture and then proceeding to be racist against another minority

you are still white in the end, why are you ashamed? it's probably not such a bad thing.

this is so fucking true

SI3lPLsbwjw

every single chick in this thing is not only already mediocre in looks (this is a compliment) they are hella bitter they dun get pwned by some azn dude they liked before, so now they just feel resentment towards their own background and swear off anything but white guy with yellow fever

lol at black guy at 1:16

lmfao whats that thing that looks like grimace. The area i live in are deprived of asian wimmenz

[whitney]

i dont like asian women that arent "traditional" or atleast what i consider traditional what im trying to say is. I prefer fobby asian women :3

some dude in hs asked me if I was fob. I asked him what he means by it cos I know it stands for fresh off the boat but it's been so long that people who're from hk think I'm abc cos when I speak Cantonese I got a bit of accent and my English is "really good for a fob"

but knowing you like fob Asians makes me feel better about being labeled as one.

sometimes I feel like I don't belong on either side. I'm not super HK or totally americanized.

always an outsider concept/

[6ixes&7evens]

some dude in hs asked me if I was fob. I asked him what he means by it cos I know it stands for fresh off the boat but it's been so long that people who're from hk think I'm abc cos when I speak Cantonese I got a bit of accent and my English is "really good for a fob"

but knowing you like fob Asians makes me feel better about being labeled as one.

sometimes I feel like I don't belong on either side. I'm not super HK or totally americanized.

always an outsider concept/

wanna go half on a baby?

[evisu 2000]

lol@the otaku in that video

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

sad really. his expression is priceless. suppppperawkward-if he gets mad he people will be like manng chill. but if he joins in he'll look like a retard. if I ever find myself subjected to that imma find me a pillow, cut a corner off so top sticks up, make eye holes and stick it over my head.

yummy food always lifts ones spirit!

aye whit, you know that's miley cyrus aka hannah montana right

she got mad when some du call her out for it

"I've also been told there are some people upset about some pictures taken of me with friends making goofy faces! Well, I'm sorry if those people looked at those pics and took them wrong and out of context! In NO way was I making fun of any ethnicity! I was simply making a goofy face. When did that become newsworthy? It seems someone is trying to make something out of nothing to me. If that would of [sic] been anyone else, it would of been overlooked! I definitely feel like the press is trying to make me out as the new 'BAD GIRL'!"

here is a jonas brother chink eye

here is an at&t myspace ad chink eye

[whitney]

my hubby might get mad!!

but he seems to be MIA lately..

[Linwe]

and seriously... I hope you just not one of those 35 year old ish white dude in his basement all day fap to J-porn and dreams of ordering mail order bride from mainland China or Vietnam some ish

I'm a ABC and a girl (except the "A" stands for Australia). ^__^

[whitney]

@omega sorry my phone lags so bad.

yah I don't really care for miley. I think there are prettier and more talented people that deserve the spotlight but whatever

never really got the pop scene and teenyboppers of America

[m1sterko]

what is a abc?

american born chinese?

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

yeah, abc is American born Chinese

shit, the word teenyboppers always makes me think

terrible

under 18

thoughts

[DaBestSpoona]

SI3lPLsbwjw

every single chick in this thing is not only already mediocre in looks (this is a compliment) they are hella bitter they dun get pwned by some azn dude they liked before, so now they just feel resentment towards their own background and swear off anything but white guy with yellow fever

lol at black guy at 1:16

Truth be told these girls werent really that bad looking, except for the Kim Jong Il's daughter with the bad perm.

These girls have a point that asian guys can be feminine, well in the American sense. I know I am and I dont see it as a problem, I see it as a gift. Alot of beautiful women would love to be with a man with good hair, well manicured nails. good to shop with, good in the sack and good in the kitchen.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

dbspooner are you all of these things?

and if these women prefer to be dominated by some cave-man type patriarchy, aite w/e that's fine

you seriously feel they aren't that bad looking? I thought my superficial standards were actually kinda low:confused::confused:

[DaBestSpoona]

Yeah according to white people I'm gay if I wasnt married.

Yeah the first one wasnt too bad, I'd throw her back out once and never call again. I wouldnt ask her out of course I'm typical shy quiet asian and they usually slip me the number.

[dismalfuture]

Alot of beautiful women would love to be with a man with good hair, well manicured nails. good to shop with, good in the sack and good in the kitchen.

Plus you like to spoon!

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

Plus you like to spoon!

he is dabest

so dbs, how did you get with your wife

how did you propose

hard to work in with the shy azn guy thing

[jayel]

i dont like asian women that arent "traditional" or atleast what i consider traditional what im trying to say is. I prefer fobby asian women :3

Same here; fobby girls are so adorable!