Random Thoughts...

[willy cheesesteak]

lol

$40 for pretending to be my friend for a few hours (paramus, nj)

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Date: 2009-07-11, 6:39PM EDT

I need a female in her twenties to pretend to be my friend for a few hours in front of my parents on 7/19. I am going on a trip with a male friend, but I told them that I am going with a female friend. I also need a little help carrying luggage (a backpack, a tent, and a sleeping bag). Please include a picture of yourself in your response. Women only please.

* Location: paramus, nj

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[Leonard Leroy]

woooooah hahaha i live right by there.

[Guest bambam]

u wearin margiella stevey?????

[redX]

a camera. even if it's film? find something on craigslist.

hmmm he already has a nifty digicam, so no deal. thanks for the input though

maybe i'll just buy five pairs of cheap shades over at asos make a corny selection. yeah i think he'd like that, also i could probably keep a pair for myself that way

[6ixes&7evens]

see me in your city sittin pretty know i'm shinin dog

ridin with a couple latin broads and a china doll

i like your taste in women.

[neptunecitylocal]

my cousin just told me about our other cousin having dwende friends in the lot near their house. i'm pretty freaked out right now (scaring yourself at 3am concept)

no creo en duendes. no son realidad.

well i'm hoping not.

[cyberPUNK]

balls deep.

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[Hendodo]

wow, summer's like half way over

[Billy.Barbados]

I'm going to Haiti and it's going to be the first time I've been there without staying with family or being there with my family. It's time for Pierre to slip inside Haitian girls and slip outside of the country before they ask for marriage .

[bernt]

fuck a cheesecake factory for charging 4.50 for bud light. I just wanted a few beers after work.

[Leonard Leroy]

gonna need some peeps to proof read a long short story

[Leonard Leroy]

Just need to figure how to start this bitch up argggh

[Osmosis Jones]

I need potato chips. I want some kettle chips. and probably kettle corn. and then calby potato chips. and then probably a burrito.

[Lab]

open bar 3 nights in a row

got my nanpa on

[sawn-off chef]

wow, summer's like half way over

this is the first post you've ever made that i can enjoy, because i fucking hate summer, and the thought of winter being around the corner gets me so happy. i can't wait for fall even, fuck it.

[bill]

fuck a (canadian) winter (-13F to -31F )

[sawn-off chef]

i'll take a canadian winter before a humid new england summer ever again, shit sucks.

[rungo]

fuck a (canadian) winter (-13F to -31F )

Only -31? Shit man, where I am it hits -40(F=C) at least once. That is when the phrase "holy fuck its cold out" just ceases to cut it.

That being said, I've done a full day of skiing with a high of -29C. That was a smart day.

[tac0tron]

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you."

<3

[jeepster]

rungo, where is that quote from?

I don't remember half the shit I say on here anymore.

[newaesthetic]

Taken. Neeson's a convincing badass.

Feels weird to finally be home after the weekend.

[Leonard Leroy]

People don't dream flashbacks like in movies, what the fuck. Isn't it an amalgamation of memories? Not 1:1 way to link your flashback to present narrative.. or subconscious. Just, not a fucking tool to link your flashback to present narrative

[cyberPUNK]

you sound really pissed about this flashbacks thing.

[Leonard Leroy]

Ha

HA

I did it, i fucking found simba, simba's alive motherfuckers and i'm doing the rafiki dance

[cyberPUNK]

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simba needs a fucking livejournal

[mpcec]

this has hardly even been summer. not one day was considerably hot, and i havent even been swimming once yet cause i'm either working or its raining.

[newaesthetic]

It's been a fairly decent summer temp wise, except that at night the past week or two it's been way too cold. Jackets should be optional in July, not required.

[Osmosis Jones]

adventureland.

nick and norah's infinite playlist.

back to back.

maximum romance.

awkward romance.

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you are the shittiest poster of recent times^^^^

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