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tuff: thats amazing

i know a guy who plowed through a md drive thru wasted one night and took out the entire menu board

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I helped steal a nativity scene from someone's lawn once, but I think the Golden Arches theft trumps that.

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one time we stole one of those big stone lions that you set out in front of your house in pairs. they had one sitting in a local bar.

takes two of us to pick this bitch up and get it down the stairs and out the door. not sure how we made it out without being noticed. since we were trashed we didn't remember that neither of us drove.

hauled that fucker onto the light rail and rode home with it, about 20 miles.

looks great in my back yard.

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Fuck stealing lawn furniture. My friend and I used to rearrange this house's lawn annually. Pretty much take their bench, dwarf, all the decor, and just mirror it. to the other side. Switch everything around.

Then we would watch for reaction. Sometime's we wouldn't. But within a day, that stuff was back in the same place, and I always chuckle thinking about it.

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woke up at 1 today and i went downstairs in my boxers, while my mom was with her cousin and uncle or whatever. she starts yelling at me and shit, i told her to calm down and she got even more upset. and then i slept a bit more, i was so tired.

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celebrity apprentice is entirely too long. a lot of the excess talking could be cut out, i just wanna know who won the damn show.

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So, 2.5 bed room apartment. Landlord told my two roommates that its been rented to three people before.

The lease has two people, but they invited me to live there and split the rent. They wanted to sneak me in, but I told them to tell the landlord that I want to move in too. Anyway this could go wrong?

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Landlord told my two roommates that its been rented to three people before./QUOTE]

if this is fact, then i see nothing blatantly wrong.

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No, but I have friends in other apartments with similar situations. They splitting rent with the tenants, who are friends. Landlord knows.

There shouldn't be a problem, but i'm just anxious over the whole situation. It's just such a good situation.

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No, but I have friends in other apartments with similar situations. They splitting rent with the tenants, who are friends. Landlord knows.

There shouldn't be a problem, but i'm just anxious over the whole situation. It's just such a good situation.

i sorta feel the same way...we're house shopping and i dont want to get my hopes up only to be let down. =/

i dont even wna talk about it cause im scared to jinx things.

thats why ppl always find out real late when im going somewhere or seeing someone or getting something ive always wanted.

but thats how it should be too, i suppose.

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I thought you lived in NY? If you do, you should leave immediately.

lol sufu friends call me the PoMoBro

for some reason I ended up being the one to explain what Postmodernism is to wEstSidE the other week. dunno WHY, exactly. grilled me though.

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there was a guy tonight on a Quebec TV show, that's looking exactly like doctorworm, same curly hair, same glasses, he was also wearing what seemed to be a cassette playa shirt (for the sfew seconds i could see)

and i was really surprised.

also. i wanna shave a part of my hair..

i also wanna go to iceland asap.

anyone has hookups there?

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ummm

was it filmed in a park

and were there a bunch of superheroes?

I have an explanation if those things are true.

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^^ he was the superhero himself.

there was also a woman with shaved head that inspired me to wanna shave a bit of mine too

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I haven't seen "the one that got away" for 4 years and I ended up bumping into her yesterday.

my mind is racing. I can't study. I need a drink. and a cigarette. and I have finals tomorrow. fuck.

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^^ he was the superhero himself.

there was also a woman with shaved head that inspired me to wanna shave a bit of mine too

PLEASE dont do this :(

and I saw that du' last weekend too and he really looks like worm.

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^^ he was the superhero himself.

there was also a woman with shaved head that inspired me to wanna shave a bit of mine too

was it like Documentary style???

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weed + kief + hash + bubbler > losing at scrabble

which reminds me

wtf-scrabble.jpg

what the fuck is going on here? there is no way that baby is playing scrabble

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