Random Thoughts...

[Servo2000]

THATS A LOT OF CAPES

[dismalfuture]

Trust me, he actually needs them, so it doesn't seem as many.

[dismalfuture]

Even I am up in that game, I have a little cape myself.

[Servo2000]

that sounds adorable

I'm confused at how he "needs" 5 or 6 capes

[bill]

Im an actor on my scooter with two lesbians on my way to cut onions

?

[ProfMonnitoff]

[e0d9n0b5]

lol that owns

[dismalfuture]

My 81 year old grandma sent me an email the other day, for the first time ever. She did pretty well, except she forgot to turn off the caps lock, but all in all, a good first showing.

[zimmerman]

A girl I just met referred to me as a "hipster" last night. I asked her why and she replied "because you're wearing tight jeans and have shaggy hair"...right.

[Oxy.]

The girl said, "I want to get nigga with you again"?!?

Wow, just wow.

[2000dB]

yo, Im watching fast and furious 3 in french. waiting for ja rule...

[M.O.A]

oh god three fast three furious...

[bill]

oh god

in french

99.9% of the english movies dubbed in french sucks.

id rather listening to them in english.

[RyanF]

yo, Im watching fast and furious 3 in french. waiting for ja rule...

i just watched the transporter in spanish at the barbershop today

[M.O.A]

*patiently waits for spin off shitty movies in other languages threak

[e0d9n0b5]

i just watched 2/3 of Exodus in english

[nf one]

yo i have never been more tired EVER. i just got back from 9 straight hours of break practice running on nothing but the cocoa puffs left at the bottom of the box and redbull. oh god. someone come and give me a message now till i fall asleep

[e0d9n0b5]

yo i have never been more tired EVER. i just got back from 9 straight hours of break practice running on nothing but the cocoa puffs left at the bottom of the box and redbull. oh god. someone come and give me a message now till i fall asleep

ok your message is - i'm a genie in a bottle baby you gotta rub me the riight way

[__CB__]

gordon ramsay tv shows

kitchen nightmares uk > kitchen nightmares u.s. > boiling point > beyond boiling point > hells kitchen > the f word (<- watching this now, dude is really spreading himself thin...)

[kunk75]

i am about as fuck3d up as i've been in a long time. had a belated bday dinner at my friiends and drank a bottle of riesling, half a bottle of pinot noir and 4 glasses of port. gonna puke soon so i feelz better

[16steps]

/\ you have impeccable typing skills whilst inebriated

[conan.]

i've never done e before but my friend gave me this bright blue pill last night and now its in my pocket lol

[minou]

hmm...?

[mrip]

gareth pugh?

[kunk75]

she's fucking fat. my friend shot her and they had to photoshop 4 inches of cottage cheese off her.

[evisu 2000]

she's not fat

you're fat

[kunk75]

fuck you. and she is fat.

[minou]

i've never foreseen her in gareth pugh or anything near that. dammit.

[Lab]

lab (11:33:37 PM): fuqqin studied 11 1/2 hours today

mrip (11:33:41 PM): why

lab (11:33:45 PM): cuz i had 2

lab (11:33:53 PM): semester's worth of material in one week

lab (11:33:57 PM): on a test

lab (11:34:04 PM): dey use dis book in med skoo

lab (11:34:17 PM): i got called kumar today by some kid who walked by at work

lab (11:34:33 PM): fuqqin hate the souf

mrip (11:35:00 PM): kumar curry eatin fob bro injun

mrip (11:35:06 PM): FLIP LOVER

lab (11:35:16 PM): this kid comes in later

lab (11:35:18 PM): drunk

lab (11:35:29 PM): and asks where t park is

lab (11:35:32 PM): so i give him directions

lab (11:35:36 PM): to the police station

lab (11:35:38 PM): and he got arrested

mrip (11:35:50 PM): LOL!

mrip (11:35:52 PM): THIS NIGGA

lab (11:35:58 PM): chea.

lab (11:36:04 PM): no one fuqqin calls me kumar

mrip (11:36:29 PM): you should post about that on sufu

lab (11:36:39 PM): k

[Seething Tortoise]

lab be wanting to become a medic, or is already one?