Random Thoughts...

[evisu 2000]

briefs are for bitches

[tac0tron]

I want to buy more toys but I got a girlfriend now. :/

[Leonard Leroy]

hey mom i'm gonna stand in the street in a croqueted body suit naked underneath while a girl touches me

[Osmosis Jones]

I want to buy more toys but I got a girlfriend now. :/

buy her the toys you want. everybody wins.

[blm14]

Because I work at a hospital I have to get flu inoculations. Had the regular flu today and will need THREE MORE shots for swine flu in 4 weeks

[kayla.]

ended up going to Congee Village with Homi29

very legit, super cheap, highly enjoyable.

Will frequent in the future.

my ex's dad owns congee village. did you go to the one on allen or the one in china town.

[sawn-off chef]

i love when new friendships become something special to me, it's something that means alot in my life, thanks again for last night.

[jeepster]

my ex's dad owns congee village. did you go to the one on allen or the one in china town.

the one on Allen st.

[icandunkonu]

i want to eat at klong on st.marks & cooper sq right now

[crissyw]

fuck is there a sufu epidemic of sickness? i'm hella sick with a mix of fever/cold/flu. achy and can't talk and headaches fuckkkk

[Akira]

Lol I didn't try on this take home test thing for the shitty previous level math class and didn't attempt about half the quesions because I got lazy. Get it back and she says I should take the previous class instead because she thinks I don't know how to factor... Told her I tested for and am switching into calc.

[Hendodo]

forreal, crissy, my heads throbbing , dizzy, achy, congested ... arggg

it hurts

[Osmosis Jones]

i'm not sick. i'm enjoying my cobb salad

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[billy.]

my friend just told me she fucked this kid in the shower yesterday

and he just put it in her ass.

and she freaked out and ran out.

said she was crying and that it was the worst day in her life.

i'm like call up our friend and get him jumped.

then she says the kid just texted her , " idk i kinda like him "

dumb sluts piss me off more than anything in the entire world.

i'm about to go there and beat his ass myself.

not for my friend, but i beged all my gfs to let me fuck them in the ass, and this douche bag just does it first time.

feel like killing him.

[Seething Tortoise]

I just went to check my bank account.

Some fucked cloned my card and took money out of my account to the sum of £800. Rent comes out in a few days.

FML.

[jl3969]

my friend just told me she fucked this kid in the shower yesterday

and he just put it in her ass.

and she freaked out and ran out.

said she was crying and that it was the worst day in her life.

i'm like call up our friend and get him jumped.

then she says the kid just texted her , " idk i kinda like him "

dumb sluts piss me off more than anything in the entire world.

i'm about to go there and beat his ass myself.

not for my friend, but i beged all my gfs to let me fuck them in the ass, and this douche bag just does it first time.

feel like killing him.

you are a true hater for real

[billy.]

i want all hot tubs cold.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

[Lucas]

"iPhone MMS is now live!"

Fucking finally.

[Astérix]

my friend just told me she fucked this kid in the shower yesterday

and he just put it in her ass.

and she freaked out and ran out.

said she was crying and that it was the worst day in her life.

i'm like call up our friend and get him jumped.

then she says the kid just texted her , " idk i kinda like him "

dumb sluts piss me off more than anything in the entire world.

i'm about to go there and beat his ass myself.

not for my friend, but i beged all my gfs to let me fuck them in the ass, and this douche bag just does it first time.

feel like killing him.

billy thats the wrong way to look at things. you gotta get even. maybe you should fuck HIM in the ass :confused:

on the real maybe you should do it first time instead of beggin lol

[High Monika]

i want all hot tubs cold.

Shit just got real.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

Shit just got real.

i actually felt colder

spine chills and everything

[semaj]

http://omegle.com/

is pretty super random.

[timber]

Everyone in my class thinks I'm a germaphobe because they saw me use hand sanitizer and I once turned down a drink from a somewhat runny-nosed guy's soda can when he oozed, 'want some?!' One of my classmates keeps licking her palms and seeing how I react. Why, why why....

[evisu 2000]

people at work think i'm a germaphobe because i wash by hands before and after i eat. s:

[whitney]

i lick my fingers sometimes when eating creme puffs from beard papa

and not to freak you out but i did a lab on hand sanitizer as well as soap, liquid and solid and also just plain nothing.. swabbed my hands each time and then placed it in algae both in test tubes and petri dish and the hand sanitizer has germs that grow back a lot more yuckier the second time around then it did with the soaps.

[billy.]

billy thats the wrong way to look at things. you gotta get even. maybe you should fuck HIM in the ass :confused:

on the real maybe you should do it first time instead of beggin lol

lol obviously i want to kick this kid's ass for taking advantage of my friend.

but she's in dumb corny white girl state " i think i still like him "

even though he got me drunk and raped my ass.

beg is a strong word lol, should of said asked hahaha

[Astérix]

lol is it really rape if you're all ready fucking? cwg's (as friends) are only worth face value playa...what you see is what you get. i bet if you did beat his ass you could probably get some lovin from you not so bashful friend.

[timber]

i lick my fingers sometimes when eating creme puffs from beard papa

and not to freak you out but i did a lab on hand sanitizer as well as soap, liquid and solid and also just plain nothing.. swabbed my hands each time and then placed it in algae both in test tubes and petri dish and the hand sanitizer has germs that grow back a lot more yuckier the second time around then it did with the soaps.

I believe it!!

I don't usually use it - only when I'm traveling, or out in some obscure place doing a shoot and for some reason must put my hand in my mouth.

also: beard papa, I remember that sweet tender delight:

[billy.]

lol is it really rape if you're all ready fucking? cwg's (as friends) are only worth face value playa...what you see is what you get. i bet if you did beat his ass you could probably get some lovin from you not so bashful friend.

i think asshole is seperate.

you can consent to vagina but no to asshole at the same time.

imo