Random Thoughts...

[Astérix]

i think asshole is seperate.

you can consent to vagina but no to asshole at the same time.

imo

i wonder if anybody has been charged rape for tryin 2 surprise buttsechz...

[DüM]

this was a good conversation. I'm glad we had this.

[billy.]

i think omc should come in and lay down the final ruling on surprise buttsecks

[icandunkonu]

i wanna video tape my weekend of nonsensical nonsense then make a highlite video next week. i wonder if anything will be gif worthy. will this be the start of something epically epic with a dash spectacularity?

[Astérix]

i think omc should come in and lay down the final ruling on surprise buttsecks

jose is bountiful with knowledge in the fields of the aforementioned subject

PLEASE SHED THY LIGHT

[Guest Phrost]

say no to dirty aids dick

NO MEANS NO

[whitney]

walking back after lunch w/friend, had a bowl of fruit salad instead of fries, i saw this policeman running towards me..

all of a sudden i hear him screaming (like a pissed off sissy) at someone going "really, you're just going to jay walk in front of me" like, OMG. he said it like twice more (didn't hear what the other dude was saying) when a few feet later i hear him go "red hand means no"

hilarious.

so effin' hot today too. gonna run after a guy cos he jaywalked. i wonder if he got a ticket.

[lawless]

i think omc should come in and lay down the final ruling on surprise buttsecks

don't forget le butsecks

[freecat]

i'm still waiting for my new student card because i can get free stuff at mcdonalds and still haven't received it. so i went to uni reception and they told me the persons in charge all got swine flu so they'll send it later.

i couldn't stop laughing.

[timber]

This fall/winter swine flu is going to be a totally legit excuse to not go to school/work for a week if you don't want to. No one is going to question it!

[High Monika]

^A friend of mine has a cold. He was honest about it and his work told him not to come in just in case it was swine flu. Hilarious. It's just the flu with a fancier name.

[fffffut]

i feel like im being a dick to my friend, but im really just tired of her bullshit

today was good because of stupid small things

i really need to hang out with my best friend more

we never do anything and i feel like shes gonna be gone sooner than i realize

[samsikle]

Everyone in my class thinks I'm a germaphobe because they saw me use hand sanitizer and I once turned down a drink from a somewhat runny-nosed guy's soda can when he oozed, 'want some?!' One of my classmates keeps licking her palms and seeing how I react. Why, why why....

that reminds me, when i was in the philippines i was out with my cousins shopping and one of my cousins pulls out like a bottle of alcohol and uses it as hand sanitizer. i was weirded out but she was weirded out that i hadn't seen anyone do that before

[duck sauce]

this fashion pub at school wants me to write for them (mostly because they lack membership i guess) but i don't know what to write about. Next issue's topic is beginnings. Ive never written for a pub before and im pretty sure i suck at writing. someone come up with somehting?

[tac0tron]

what the fuck is a fashion pub?

[duck sauce]

blication

thats what they call it, lazy basterds

no a public server devoted to fashion where all the CT-skins are goth ninja and the Ts are HB

[fffffut]

just talked with this portuguese dude on omegle about music

feel like a dick for not wanting to do something

fucking bored, hate asking people if they wanna do anything because then i feel needy

[tac0tron]

Writing for a High School (?) publication is pretty easy. Just use active vocabulary... avoid 'is' 'are' etc. as much as possible.

[Caps Lock]

I cant believe I'm going to such a place with such bad tans and ed hardy. But the floozies will be out on the loose so I guess that makes it a YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[duck sauce]

i need something to write about

just an idea....

beginning of something

something

[tac0tron]

The beginning of...

raw denimz craze

goth ninja steeze

Jane

some whack fashionz trend at your (or anyone's) school

etc.

[fffffut]

i need something to write about

just an idea....

beginning of something

something

do a satirical piece on jerkin

and use sexual innuendos

'jerkoff' 'jerkin it hard'

please

[duck sauce]

[duck sauce]

Comon People Deadlines In An Hour

i implore

you

[tac0tron]

How long does it have to be???

Just do the beginning of Jane.

i implore

you

[duck sauce]

1-2 pages

rrrrr

[duck sauce]

rrr

rrrrrrrrrrr

edti screw this im gonig to sleep

[Akira]

this fashion pub at school wants me to write for them (mostly because they lack membership i guess) but i don't know what to write about. Next issue's topic is beginnings. Ive never written for a pub before and im pretty sure i suck at writing. someone come up with somehting?

When I was in journalism (which was such a bullshit class to begin with) the dumbass editors wrote an article on how fashionable a few guys (who happened to be my friends) were for wearing v-neck sweaters over ocbds with jeans. I told them that the weird kids wearing cat ears were more fashionable than that... they told me I had no fashion sense and I loled /lifestory

Saw a ridiculously stunning girl today, white blouse with a plaid skirt that was cut barely above the knee but had a slit on one side that went up about halfway up her thigh, wifey material

[fffffut]

I told them that the weird kids wearing cat ears were more fashionable than that...l

hahahaha

10ch

[tac0tron]

When I was in journalism (which was such a bullshit class to begin with) the dumbass editors wrote an article on how fashionable a few guys (who happened to be my friends) were for wearing v-neck sweaters over ocbds with jeans. I told them that the weird kids wearing cat ears were more fashionable than that... they told me I had no fashion sense and I loled /lifestory

Saw a ridiculously stunning girl today, white blouse with a plaid skirt that was cut barely above the knee but had a slit on one side that went up about halfway up her thigh, wifey material

Fashion articles are always jokes in HS newspapers. When I was in Journalism, this girl wrote about how v-necks were in, and so was animal print. :\ The people she displayed in the article were just some snobbish hypebeast dance-team members who thought they were the flyest thing around because they had Stussy.