Random Thoughts...

[Akira]

you guys aren't bad

Lol I just realized how what I said could be taken out of context. Meant it as two separate thoughts

I just picked up a pair of blue DBSS hi tops and wore them to law school today (not the patent ones, the deer skin ones). Prof catches a glimpse of them during class and blurts out "My God, Look at those Shoes!"

Pretty happy about it. If I ever stop offending the delicate sensibilities of old lawyer types please take me out back, shoot me in the head, and bury me in these kicks.

Pretty sure it's goat (the purple ones are... Think deer would be way too thick/stiff)

you want to eat my pussy cat akira?

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Damn youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

[freecat]

Lol I just realized how what I said could be taken out of context. Meant it as two separate thoughts

the only thing you're gonna get saying this in france is pussy. not bad tho!!

[Spaghettini]

pretty sure my coworker is getting fired in the front room of the office as I type this

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

i hope my acnes wont stretch too much :<

[Guest on-display]

i need that extra credit. give it to me!

i've been buying winter wear and i live in cali. fuck it

[Spaghettini]

okay, he did just get fired.

[duck sauce]

chivalry aint dead

[Guest on-display]

^ next level white knight

[chantheman]

^^ mmm that looks yummy.

ok so what the fuck! i arrive to the parking lot of school and i have three texts from my boss. i call her back and she says, "daniel was supposed to open the store. he's not answering the store phone or his cell phone. can you come open? i'm two hours away."

FUCK

i so run to lecture, and tell my professor there's an emergency at work. she's been so sweet about me being absent last week and i feel like an ass for missing class. so i run back and here i am at work. i'm going to kill someone. someone needs to get here fast so i can make it to my other lecture.

you are sounding like the perfect employee that gets taken advantage of by other workers/boss

[samsikle]

haaaaa. not really, i'm trying to earn mega brownie points since i haven't been selling shit lately. whoooooops.

[Analog]

chivalry aint dead

Tis not chivalry if he hath shivering iron of tolerable length in his breeches.

[Sayword]

White bob from marketing?

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[Tronics]

you can never know enough...

[ImRatherUnique]

texeira saves the inning

[Leonard Leroy]

*

Tis not chivalry if he hath shivering iron of tolerable length in his breeches.

*

You mean a boner, if he has a boner?

Like an erect, throbbing penis.

Blood pumping, pound, nerves quivering,

like horny, aroused

[CUTUP]

I cannot stop drinking these, they are so damn refreshing

[whitney]

so this morning instead of me and my boss it was me, boss, and another worker who is kinda new. i haven't really gotten along with him like buddy buddy but theres no hate or whatever. anyways we go to get drinks and since i was going to treat my boss i sort of have to treat him too since he's there.

i think that sort of stunned him a little and now he has a nickname for me. wingwing. its not bad, but its kind of weird. i'm already having a hard time adjusting to my other coworker going "hey yo wing" -________-

[duck sauce]

what is a wing

[whitney]

he's part cantonese/Taiwan/korean.

hah

and wing is the middle name of my real name? both my sisters have it so if u say wing it could be either of us three!

immalikewherestheYIN???????

[Sayword]

Mass what asian ethnicity are you? Cambodian? korean?

[Leonard Leroy]

I get every asian in the book. Been getting Japanese a lot, though.

[SCDL]

I was brushing my teeth and my toothbrush snapped.

[evisu 2000]

Mass what asian ethnicity are you? Cambodian? korean?

chineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[duck sauce]

SCDL has some demons in the closet

[Hendodo]

lol, forreal.

never seen a toothbrush snapped b4.. you mustve been going at it pretty hard

[duck sauce]

dem bristles be curvin alll the way up

[Sayword]

I knew you weren't cambodian.

[Leonard Leroy]

Damn, Shu Pao isn't as appealing after three days in a row.

What else can I get for 80 cents...

[Fookums]

three dumplings yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

fuck this essay

Only on paragraph 2 and this shit's gonna be 4 pages double spaced already.

how the hell do you make a page long paragraph. edit mannnnn

[Leonard Leroy]

yo, dumplings ain't as smooth as shu pao, i think i overate dumplings too...