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yah.

except not a debate.

us 3rd in Athens

won in Beijing.

been saying same shit all along.

ok now move along unless there's more nerd rage you need to unleash.

No dumbass, you thought the last olympics occured in Athens and now you're backpedaling. Get the fuck off my dick.

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mowgli is about to get jungle book on you homie.

also, my brother and I used to eat pop tarts (strawberry with icing) all the time until one day, pops came into the kitchen and said, with a disgusted look on his face.

"why are you always eating those fucking shingles with frosting on them.

thats not breakfast.

have some eggs boy."

we never looked back.

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so was I.

but now whenever I go home, I have to eat captain crunch all stealthily.

after he goes to work, so I don't feel like a failure of a son.

kind of like how I tell him I am going golfing whenever I want to get high and go to the pet store or barnes and noble.

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Some asshole unsuccessfully tried to jack my car. I woke up and found the small triangle shaped window in the back was shattered. Thieves always break these because it doesn't set off the car alarm, then they reach through and unlock the door from the inside. Except the one on my car is very small for a 4 door sedan and there's no way you can fit your arm through it past the wrist.

Now I gotta pay $200 to replace that shit though. :(

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