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some1 make suerfuture app for iPhone. I needz to optimize my surfing.

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my daddy is bob the builder

or my daddy is the butcher

mum never did clear that one up

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i was quoting this pic

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Je n'aime pas votre sarcasme, si je dois mettre fin à cette conversation

i still love you, though. :)

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"That guy in Bradford drew the snake on his stomach, and you know, it was in the full blush of this kind of British desire to not take yourself too seriously that he decided to share that with me. And in the full blush of my very American desire to understand and return his humor with some of my humor, I choked him."

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what would be the best way to contact bill maher? facebook? myspace? twitter? publicist?

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some one please confirm that i did in fact

warp time, jump get magnetic parcel from 6 minutes in your future

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:mad: i do not like time travel

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Edit: ^^reminds me when one of my friend's facebook statuses ended up being "-6300ish minutes ago" or something.

I haven't watched Battlestar Galactica since half way through season 2.

I just watched the last episode.

What the fuck. Especially with the ending. The very very end of it anyway.

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^oh fuck, now I'm going to have to watch those last three episodes I have sitting on my hd...

It isn't as suprising as my last post may make it out to be. It's probably quite predictable if you've been watching it for the past 2 seasons, but I have not.

It's just the very, very last scene which just caught me off guard...I don't know why.

Oh, there's a Street Fighter IV advert on TV...I didn't expect to see this either, not on Sky One anyway.

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i wear sandals, and moccassins, chuck taylors, and a pair of jordans, a rare asortment of things before in. i use the forces, my harrison ford-ness. non-profits for the poor kids, it's so important, my heart's enormous. think forward, not dorment. i got to mexico for enjoyment. i read my horoscope, i 'bout to blow up out of this world, yo. get the starbucks. brand new car bucks. toyota prius, that's a hybrid. mpg's is awesome. dude, who's the man? you. ash roth, my favorite color's blue, brings out my eyes when i'm wearing jay crew.

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why the fuck am i so demanding

in the last 48 hours, i've

- eaten at 2 amazing restaurants

- had 3 bottles of champagne at various clubs

- also 2 bottles of vodka (with friends obviously)

- paid for none of these bottles

- bought purple and fantastic man (as i do each semester)

- gotten laid with random, fairly good looking girls (twice)

yet i feel worse than i've felt at any point in time in the last 12 months

all because i ran into my fucking ex in the streets the first day i got back and now i cant get over her like i'm some frigid bitch

fuck my life

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IF YOU AIN'T DUUUURTY YIOU AIN'T HERE TO PARTYYYYY!!!

idk why, but like people i like, in general, i always get aggressive to them. especially when i drink (like now). i just punched my friend really hard, i thought it was funny. she's not hurt as she's the best qwifey i can have:cool:

but i'm like shit, the more i like someone the more i wanna DESTROY them. tear them into little pieces. i wanna make a big violence orgy... or something

blood and passion :cool::eek:

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man im supposed to be money tuff

the pimp who gives a fuck about nothing

guess thats not who i am???

<mirrors can cut the diamonds in your champagne glass... that is all.

you're not strong if you don't know pain :cool:

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i literally just paid a girlo -whp 9isnt a hooker or anything liket hat- 50 euros just to leave my house so she wouldnt be there tomorrow morning

i think i might confess to my ex tomorrow just so i get humiliated /9because theres no way she would like me after all that i did to her) but maybe a total rejection will make me get real??

this thread is now supoerconfessinal

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bouwnt:

Tomorrow!

still wrappin my head around this one

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