Random Thoughts...

[please underestimate]

i was eating chocolate in a room full of girls, and all of a sudden they came attacking me for the chocolate. after an hour of fending them off, i asked them why they want my chocolate so much. their excuse was that they were on their period.

[villain]

you've got some willpower my friend

[Lab]

gonna put up a sale thread next week....raf, apc x 2, dbss x 2, rick l/s, drkshdw, attachment, april, nhoolywood, vibskov, nike. PM me now if you are interested.

blargh. fire sale.

TOMORROW.

PROLLY IN THE AFTERNOON.

[hamham3001]

Because I dress sufu style, and they instantly know that I'm not Taiwanese just from that, before I even open my mouth.

hahahahhahahahaha. well, then I open my mouth and they know I'm not from Taiwan for sure.

so should dress more like them..

[ROYALEFATALE]

i can't believe my dick just barfed that much

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4f551b0252

[bill]

i found that video pretty funnay

[mrchariybrown]

phillies going to the world series?! yes.

do I care? a little. whoop!

[salaryman]

I took the bullet train last week.

There was a nice girl pushing a cart and selling coffee, dried squid, and beer.

I asked her if she liked her job and she smiled condescendingly,

"peanuts are on sale today."

[jayrock]

edit: hahaha, fuck ohio and fuck al-jazeera

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this shit is kinda scary... but not unexpected.

[bouwnt]

I took the bullet train last week.

There was a nice girl pushing a cart and selling coffee, dried squid, and beer.

I asked her if she liked her job and she smiled condescendingly,

"peanuts are on sale today."

my daddy loved peanuts =/

[salaryman]

I used to only like honey roasted.

Then I graduated to cashews.

Now I just like steak. medium rare with a little bit of A1. and some garlicky green beans.

maybe a steamed carrot or two.

[please underestimate]

i like thick girls.

[salaryman]

and a little bit of mashed potatoes maybe. real buttery. throw some paprika on it. sold.

or some roasted potatoes. you know, with that pepper and rosemary. its over.

[evisu 2000]

i like my steak chewy (0)

[bernt]

I like thick steak. (10)

I'm a vegetarian

[salaryman]

slop that bread in the potatoes, catch some steak juice. yeah, some of that too, its blood. you're a carnivore, act like one. that white napkin should be filthy by now.

use that steak knife to smear butter on a roll. that half melted butter. nah, thats not enough, get guilty with it. sis watches greedily but knows it'll go to her ass.

wash down with cold beer. make that red wine if you're grown.

[salaryman]

no, I'm not done thank you, can I have the dessert menu please.

key lime pie? are you fucking kidding me. no.

tierra misu? not today Barbara, not today.

yeah, I'll take that creme brulee. the assortment, like 3 kinds. do it proper, and don't give me those kiddie portions. yeah, charge me extra, fuck it. can I get a clean napkin too please.

and bring some more booze. limoncello, thats right. the bottle.

[salaryman]

coffee?

no, thanks barbara we'll have some more limoncello, barbara.

no you don't need to wrap up these potatoes, but I will need two filets to go.

like I said, medium rare, you know, seared right. I want to see grill strips. you know how I like it.

hold the sauce, I got A1 at home.

[evisu 2000]

i wanna get a barbour jacket, except i'd probably need a kid's size but the beaufort doesn't come in black. what the fuck right.

[salaryman]

fucking coat check already?

no, I don't have my ticket, you know who I am.

tell henry to bring the bentley around.

Lets go to the spot. Roulette tonight. Feeling black.

Maybe 16.

Ballantine's on ice. and can I get some cashews please.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

i feel weird checking out highschool girls now that I'm in kawledge.

what's the cutoff? can freshman girls still be hot? sophomores? juniors? or am I only limited to seniors?

[bill]

as long as they dont know your age....

edit: hwo old are they? (the freshman girls?)

cause the high school & college systems here and in the usaz arent the same :/

edit:as long as they dont know your age....

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

l FORGOT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY HEAD FOR THE HAIRCUT THREAD. I NEED A HAIRCUT

[bhoknows]

i feel weird checking out highschool girls now that I'm in kawledge.

what's the cutoff? can freshman girls still be hot? sophomores? juniors? or am I only limited to seniors?

i usually just slap one o these on their forehead for safe measure

[16steps]

i hope i ordered the right size

[samsikle]

salaryman can not rep. can you read me a bed time story?

[julzkind]

taste explosion!

thread random superfuture thoughts.

[Lucas]

the kids get high and eat TV,

So do we. For Halloween I want to be

[salaryman]

salaryman can not rep. can you read me a bed time story?

I'll tell you a story.

Its the state fair. Its carnival food. Family piles into the wagon to get to the spot, you call back seat. No the way back, in the trunk, with those seats that face the cars behind you. Get in a fight with your brother about which ninja turtle you are. Make faces at the cars behind you. Act insane and punch each other til Dad threatens to go home. Point at old people. Haha, look at that one, she is dead in like two minutes. ok, four.

At the fair, last to get out of the car, this is the only bad part of the way back seat. Why the fuck does pops always get the farthest possible parking spot.

Already smells like cotton candy. Buy that first. Fluffy dry blue mouth. Sis wipes sticky fingers on a new kids on the block t. Wash it down with a cold cherry coke. No fuck that, 7 up. In that paper cup, with those little rocky pieces of ice. Chew on those when you are out of drank.

Do you want a hot dog, like dad, already on his fourth beer? Why would you do that when you can have an elephants ear. Get that one, the one the size of the whole plate. NO, THAT one. Extra powdered sugar? Do you even have to ask? Extra chocolate too? Yes Ma'm, I do. Sprinkle everything on it. Put gummi bears on it for fucks sake. No gummi bears? Then chop up a snickers and put that on it. Act like you know.

Munch that for a while, look around at the rides. Starting to feel sick yet? No? Then she didn't put enough sugar on it. Whats next. Bumper cars, thats right. Start by roughing up bro a little bit, then sis. But you realize its more fun when the family teams up on that one kid who is riding in the SAME car as his little sister. You hit him from the back and bro from the front. Perfect timing. His sister is on the verge of tears and your family feels more like a family because of it. Family bumper cards. bonded.

Mom says no more cash for bumper cars, besides, you kids could hurt someone. Thats the point, but ok, lets do those balloons and darts. Shit looks easy. Guy at the darts counter has 3 teeth, dirty fingernails, feeling queazy. These are real carnie people. Split the darts with the siblings. Pop. Pop. Pop. Pop. Everyone hits. Perfect aim. We'll take that big prize, no, not that winnie the pooh, fucking lame, give me that snoopy, the one with the head the size of the moon. Two more balloons, ssay carnie, grinning all sick. Two darts and its done. Pop, pop, give up snoopy you dick.

Candy apple. Water gun. Wooden coaster. Pin up poster. Skee ball. Fries. and ketchup on your face, dry by the time you get home.

[Chris-Craft]

*quietly drifts off to sleep*