Random Thoughts...

[junglejane]

instead of black orchid it should be called black asshole

[evisu 2000]

but he's a saltine ass du.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i wear his perfume

i wonder if that's how his crotch smells

congratulations you smell like tom fords crotch

can i smell u?? plz

[Leonard Leroy]

ew mexicans smell funny

[junglejane]

my body adds its own top note of cilantro and pico de gallo to the perfume

sniff with caution

[inaya]

i'll sniff you any day gurl.

[bernt]

I could smell cilantro until the day I died. I love that shit.

[Guest Phrost]

all of the guidettes i've met smelled like puttanesca

[Leonard Leroy]

i'll sniff you any day gurl.

Inaya listen to that god damn videotape video, I want to share the pain as to it being a dead version of a song

[ProfMonnitoff]

i'll sniff you any day gurl.

10 char

edit stop beating me by 10 minutes fuccckckkkkk

[junglejane]

i'll sniff you any day gurl.

we should team up and release our own super limited collab scent:cool: mad exclusiv

[midnight]

If i went out with a spanish girl the sex would get kinky if she actually smelled like pico de gallo and guac.

[kunk75]

my best friend swears puerto rican chicks' feet smell like chorizo. i cannot confirm.

[Leonard Leroy]

fuck i'm craving chorizo kunk i want chorizo

[midnight]

Sometimes i cook chorizo just for the hell of rendering the fat so I can use it to cook everything else i eat. One i fried pieces of manchego cheese in it and it was orgasmic.

[kunk75]

and healthy too! sounds good though.

[Guest Phrost]

puerto rican girls smell like sofrito and really obnoxious sickly sweet flowery perfume.

they go down well with bacardi and jose cuervo

[breams]

I really had to laugh at this...

[broneck]

two cats are fucking murdering each other outside my window

[Leonard Leroy]

they're probably fucking dude, no joke

[bouwnt]

i love watching cats fuck.

the male stray outside my friend's apartment has the barbed head of catfish///

[Ahlvahroe]

i love watching cats fuck.

when iwas a kid i was at my cousins ranch and i saw pigs and ducks fucking. i wouldnt say i liked seeing it, but i remember it freaked me out that both ducks and pigs had curly dicks.

[Leonard Leroy]

lovebirds fucking is kinda out there too

also parents

[bouwnt]

when iwas a kid i was at my cousins ranch and i saw pigs and ducks fucking. i wouldnt say i liked seeing it, but i remember it freaked me out that both ducks and pigs had curly dicks.

hah i have a feeling that without that post, i never would have known about curly dicks.

that reminds me i saw an expose once on animal sex, and it showed a clip of monkeys having sex...but they were in the missionary position. must've been her first time or

[mrchariybrown]

fuck my bitch of an accounting professor

final in 9 hours

[chronoaug]

Holy fuck was that bob dylan movie "I'm Not There" awful. It didn't even kind of describe bob's life, it didn't have a unique take on his music or story, it tried waaayyy too hard to be creative but just fell really flat. Everything was disjointed, the acting and script wasn't very good, and just everything about it was terrible. Man, what a waste of 2 hours.

[Leonard Leroy]

ii'm going to watch it so i can disagree. and i went to see him live yesterday so people kept on asking me if i saw it

[jeepster]

fuck bob dylan. so sick of hearing about bob dylan

only good thing about that movie was cate blanchett saying fuck a lot

sososo sick of hearing about how important bob dylan is.

who the fuck wants to see some old fucking fart belt out tunes that were better 30 years ago now?

leroy does.

he's turned into an old jewish woman.

[habia]

^fuck you! I love bob dylan.

(no hate jeep I still got your back)

[Leonard Leroy]

fuck bob dylan. so sick of hearing about bob dylan

only good thing about that movie was cate blanchett saying fuck a lot

sososo sick of hearing about how important bob dylan is.

who the fuck wants to see some old fucking fart belt out tunes that were better 30 years ago now?

leroy does.

he's turned into an old jewish woman.

I hate jews