Random Thoughts...

[Yardsale]

an excerpt from hard-boiled wonderland:

I always say - a prejudice on my part, I’m sure - you can tell a lot about a person’s character from his choice of sofa. Sofas constitute a realm inviolate unto themselves. This, however, is something that only those who have grown up sitting on good sofas will appreciate. It’s like growing up reading good books or listening to good music. One good sofa breeds another good sofa; one bad sofa breeds another bad sofa. That’s how it goes.

There are people who drive luxury cars, but have only second- or third-rate sofas in their homes. I put little trust in such people. An expensive automobile may well be worth its price, but it’s only an expensive automobile. If you have the money, you can buy it, anyone can buy it. Procuring a good sofa, on the other hand, requires style and experience and philosophy. It takes money, yes, but you also need a vision of the superior sofa. That sofa among sofas.

[Egpt]

YO DUM

one step closer!

is that seriously all a plot just to have him play SF with you?

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

yardsale

your margiela sig is misleading

[2000dB]

silky smooth.

[DüM]

YO DUM

one step closer!

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

WE GOT THlS

[branespload]

wow my favorite youtube singer (@alyssabernal)

just tweeted who gets kicked off ANTM

fck spoilers

woweaiogjdskagas

[jeepster]

the only food in my room is a stale box of Kashi Go-Lean Crunch, some humus in the fridge, some Apricot jelly, some Honey Mustard, and an empty Brita filter.

livin it up.

[2000dB]

that's actually a pretty good stock, jeep.

not that it couldnt be better, but it's easy livin

[jeepster]

not bad

kinda wouldn't ever put any of them together

wish I had some rice milk for cereal

think I'm gonna use my laundry money to raid the vending machine.

luckily I was fed today at a tennis team post-season get together in NJ.

Costco sandwiches are amazing.

[crissyw]

getting my own apartment this summer

cant wait

[HBlack]

I almost stepped in a rabbit that had been hit by a car. Was a foot away from it when i looked down. Ruined my day.

[6ixes&7evens]

wallowing in my sarrows hella buzzin just repped a bunch of noobs in the apc threak bout to go drink some more for my boys 21st fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck it

[lovethrust]

anyone ever use those lambskin condoms? they are weird yet interesting at the same time

[cyberPUNK]

anyone ever use those lambskin condoms? they are weird yet interesting at the same time

nah but speaking of condoms, you ever use those cooling sensation shits? after 3 minutes i couldn't feel my dick. shit was terrible.

[Leonard Leroy]

Trying to grow a mustache, wish me luck!

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

I was walking home from class yesterday and I see this squirrel in the street that is just dead. Not like hit by car or anything, it looks like it just fell out of a tree and died

never seen whole body of dead squirrel before. was kind of surreal.

no homo

nah but speaking of condoms, you ever use those cooling sensation shits? after 3 minutes i couldn't feel my dick. shit was terrible.

how long did you last

[cyberPUNK]

it takes a big man to admit this but i couldn't even go. it felt like i was fucking a snowball or a tube of toothpaste. i just got pissed and was like fuck this shit, i'm goodies on bustin' a nut. shit ruined my night for reaaaaalz.

[redgrail]

just turned down sex with a fine young JAP to finish my final paper.

does this mean I'm finally a grown up?

shit made me feel old as hell.

where are the days when my dick used to rule my life?

[cyberPUNK]

nah it means you're gay. no hate, just stating facts.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

it takes a big man to admit this but i couldn't even go. it felt like i was fucking a snowball or a tube of toothpaste. i just got pissed and was like fuck this shit, i'm goodies on bustin' a nut. shit ruined my night for reaaaaalz.

I know how this feels

just turned down sex with a fine young JAP to finish my final paper.

does this mean I'm finally a grown up?

shit made me feel old as hell.

where are the days when my dick used to rule my life?

invite her over for a study-session

which basically means getting head as you write your paper

you know

for like

inspiration

[camc]

im gonna send a telegram to a friend to say thanks for her party. this is whats its going to say:

To alex. thanks for an epic night. definitely the party to end all parties. hope you had as much fun as i did.

pretty lame. suggestions? i was gonna say something about sending leftover cake my way but it will probs be 7 days after the party when she gets this. jonesing for week old cake isnt cool.

[suremanok]

Did you smash?

[jeepster]

so far Crank 2 is fucking amazing.

I accidentally hit refresh so I have to wait for it to load. I was @ like 70 minutes. fuck.

[camc]

nah.

10char

[m1sterko]

yay, gonna watch star trek tommorow

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

so far Crank 2 is fucking amazing.

I accidentally hit refresh so I have to wait for it to load. I was @ like 70 minutes. fuck.

you are the first to say anything besides "terrible, absolute shit"

I kinda want to watch... looks like looney tunes irl

yay, gonna watch star trek tommorow

<3

[minou]

gonna watch star trek alone in an hours time. i love watching movies alone.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

gonna watch star trek alone in an hours time. i love watching movies alone.

me too. only because I like to fart and cough and talk and IM and tweet and call muhfuhs as I watch

[minou]

lol. speaking about that. i almost threw a bottle at some dude in the theatre cos he was fucking texting and i don't know why but his phone was so fucking glaring it seemed like it came from heaven or some shit.

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

lol. speaking about that. i almost threw a bottle at some dude in the theatre cos he was fucking texting and i don't know why but his phone was so fucking glaring it seemed like it came from heaven or some shit.

on another note...

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