Random Thoughts...

[Osmosis Jones]

Anybody live in the Bay Area know of any good parties coming up?

I need to get my friend out of the house.

also, found out just now that this guy i knew in high school was arrested for fingering a girl while she was passed out at a party.

[samsikle]

^^ make a party. kerni, zubin and i will crash. we will be the guests of honor

[redgrail]

^^That sort of almost happened to me once (well, not the arrested part).

Took a girl back to my place.

we started messing about, she laid back, i went to town on that vageen.

she passed out (drunk off her ass, as was I), but I didn't know it. She was murmuring and shit, so I assumed everything was cool. came to a minute later and freaked THA FUCK out. I explained the situation calmly and she was like ... "oh...ok."

then we had sex.

weird shit son.

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

wtf *********n.

[Elysium]

You're making an ass of yourself for ALL ETERNITY!

gqAypbgaUKM

[mrchariybrown]

whenever I finish an exam super early, like today (2 hour exam in 35 minutes), I think to myself one or more the following:

1. I raped that shit

2. I got raped

3. I should've peed before the exam

today it was #1 and #3 with a little bit of worry of #2

[nicotine]

its always i shouldve peed

sohappy im not stressin from finals right now/anytime in the past month

Fuck school, I'ma become a burrito taster.

[Bona Drag]

whats up with azns and the rape obsession?

[Bona Drag]

^^That sort of almost happened to me once (well, not the arrested part).

Took a girl back to my place.

we started messing about, she laid back, i went to town on that vageen.

she passed out (drunk off her ass, as was I), but I didn't know it. She was murmuring and shit, so I assumed everything was cool. came to a minute later and freaked THA FUCK out. I explained the situation calmly and she was like ... "oh...ok."

then we had sex.

weird shit son.

SPEAKlNG OF RAPE

[Magsåvningsreserven]

looks like rihanna pics leaked

chris breezy with her knickers on his head?!

you got it

[Oxy.]

hurr's suttin real quik

it'll do...

[Osmosis Jones]

^^ make a party. kerni, zubin and i will crash. we will be the guests of honor

We should get all dressed up and crash conventions. I remember back in the day... Free dinner with dentists or some shit.

[redgrail]

SPEAKlNG OF RAPE

hahaha.

no she was down.

stayed til the next morning for part 2.

then we dated for six months.

[Oxy.]

by the way, kfc grilled chicken is trash, trash, trash. i don't see what the hype.

[Osmosis Jones]

by the way, kfc grilled chicken is trash, trash, trash. i don't see what the hype.

Yeah, it was pretty bad. and it was small too! My biscuit was bigger.

[Spaghettini]

right as sufu starts the no masterbation competition, rihanna naked pictures drop. but are they real???

[Osmosis Jones]

i don't know about either but now i request links or photos or something.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

hang on i'll post em on the black girls thread or w/e

[sistersuzie]

wow! i just came back from some government office, and at some point a dude popped out, he was looking EXACTLY like mr./ mrs. garrison, was acting exactly the same way and talking the same!!!

[redgrail]

both real and both underwhelming.

except rihanna's got a booty.

boom.

[junglejane]

I swear to baby jesus that my professor is a robot

I have to destroy him somehow.

I mean this stare cannot be human

[redgrail]

Bring a large magnet to class next time.

That way you'll find out for sure.

[tRaFFiC LiGhT]

cold curly fries suck

[Osmosis Jones]

My motorcycle died.

Also, somebody is coming to look at it on wednesday.

[julzkind]

so im supposed to get a job with mickeys uncle in a sort of telephone company business...mickey already works for him and gets a rly good pay check and his uncle told me i would also get taken care of in the same fashion.

im just, not built for work. and hes tough on family, i hear. i dunno, mebbe im just makin excuses and shut up and make some money.

yeah. make money.

[jewbagel]

I just found sixty dollars in my car.

Today is turning out to be a very good day.

[jeepster]

julz - acquire currency/disregard females.

sup

[freecat]

2nd semester exams starts on monday. been studying for a few weeks. wish me luck.

[junglejane]

[julzkind]

fo sho i need to stop complaining!

gna have a few drinks and such n chill tonight, hope u all enjoy ur evenings/days sufu peeps!