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fuck, slept away the day. I did go to bed @ 530am though... whatever, I can still study n whatnot. Gotta submit a powerpoint project though.

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I went to bed with my socks on... this I remember. I woke up with no socks on. Where they have gone, I do not know!

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Anybody live in the Bay Area know of any good parties coming up?

I need to get my friend out of the house.

also, found out just now that this guy i knew in high school was arrested for fingering a girl while she was passed out at a party.

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^^That sort of almost happened to me once (well, not the arrested part).

Took a girl back to my place.

we started messing about, she laid back, i went to town on that vageen.

she passed out (drunk off her ass, as was I), but I didn't know it. She was murmuring and shit, so I assumed everything was cool. came to a minute later and freaked THA FUCK out. I explained the situation calmly and she was like ... "oh...ok."

then we had sex.

weird shit son.

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whenever I finish an exam super early, like today (2 hour exam in 35 minutes), I think to myself one or more the following:

1. I raped that shit

2. I got raped

3. I should've peed before the exam

today it was #1 and #3 with a little bit of worry of #2

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its always i shouldve peed

sohappy im not stressin from finals right now/anytime in the past month

Fuck school, I'ma become a burrito taster.

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^^That sort of almost happened to me once (well, not the arrested part).

Took a girl back to my place.

we started messing about, she laid back, i went to town on that vageen.

she passed out (drunk off her ass, as was I), but I didn't know it. She was murmuring and shit, so I assumed everything was cool. came to a minute later and freaked THA FUCK out. I explained the situation calmly and she was like ... "oh...ok."

then we had sex.

weird shit son.

SPEAKlNG OF RAPE

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^^ make a party. kerni, zubin and i will crash. we will be the guests of honor

We should get all dressed up and crash conventions. I remember back in the day... Free dinner with dentists or some shit.

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wow! i just came back from some government office, and at some point a dude popped out, he was looking EXACTLY like mr./ mrs. garrison, was acting exactly the same way and talking the same!!!

:o

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I swear to baby jesus that my professor is a robot

I have to destroy him somehow.

I mean this stare cannot be human

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