Random Thoughts...

[redX]

uhh home depot?

[Leonard Leroy]

Big apartment by Pratt. They get the big rooms, I get the room without a door. 2.5 bedrooms. I get the point 5. They'd be paying more than me.

But fuck it, all I need is a place to stay. Deal's too good to pass up.

[ProfMonnitoff]

Oh jesus, my friend is offering me a place to stay in brooklyn for 300 a month.

why would you ever not do this

[Leonard Leroy]

I'm doing it, haha. My friend's roommate agreed.

I spend about 200 commuting from jersey, so like fuck it. Hah.

[jeepster]

do it leroy

you can put a door in yourself.

shit, I even know how to install a door.

[ProfMonnitoff]

i could totally fall for a girl dressed in head to toe early 90s versace

K-aRNYt84io

so great

[Leonard Leroy]

why would you ever not do this

so 200 more for utilities and subway pass. omg.

[Guest amon goth]

Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I'm grilling grill'd cheese.

I didn't notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn't taste any worse.

Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor's 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor's yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better - I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it's essence wasn't entirely a lie, I just didn't specify it was my nut butter. I'm not about to outright lie to my mother.

I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

[Leonard Leroy]

Max, let's help me put a door in.

[ProfMonnitoff]

^ did you think you werent going to need a metrocard?

other random thought: i'm completely malnourished right now

i eat less than 1500 calories a day

all healthy stuff though

[jeepster]

yo

provide the door/hinges

and I shall install it.

nominal fee of course (buy me Donner @ Yatagan and let me sleep on your floor)

[Leonard Leroy]

there's a big living room. I'd be living with two girls, but as far as I know they're chill and the lash out by hiding in a corner angry at themselves.

My mom's sad, both her kids are out of the house this summer

[jeepster]

money, you'll get a kick out of this - I went out to dinner the last two nights, first to TGIFridays, then to Caraba's. These are just regular shitty chain places, but now, because of new health codes, they have to put caloric content and numbers next to each dish they serve. So, I eat maybe between 1000 and 1500 calories on a slow day, and I start looking at these menu's

TGIFridays Jack Daniel's Burger - 1800 calories + change (not including fries/condiments)

Fried Green Beans - 1200

Penne Franco @ Caraba's - 1900 calories, not including all the bread and appetizers I had.

What's funny is I looked at other dishes on both menu's that are entirely comparable in both ingredients, preparation, and sides, and they have about 1/3-1/2 less calories than what I ordered.

American's are retarded as far as I can tell.

[Leonard Leroy]

^ did you think you werent going to need a metrocard?

No, I mean, i'm rationalizing it by saying it's only 200 more than what I'm paying now to commute. its an omg of joy. 320 for rent plus utilties plus the metrocard.

[jeepster]

This is what I went to school with for the last 10 months.

I went to Clown College.

[Leonard Leroy]

I think I would hit on the girl shrek has his left arm around though.

[jeepster]

but wait, there's more!

[suremanok]

Far left and Buzz Lightyear can get it.

[Leonard Leroy]

Man, the paint makes it look the radiator basement room or something. Is that the school? Shit's like Pratt or whatever. Every floor felt like the utilities area of a factory.

Also, your rep does not change a thing!

[jeepster]

group photo!!!!!!!

(Pixar theme I guess)

[jeepster]

Man, the paint makes it look the radiator basement room or something. Is that the school? Shit's like Pratt or whatever. Every floor felt like the utilities area of a factory.

Also, your rep does not change a thing!

yeah, every floor looks like that, and they took those on my floor (4th)

ugliest goddamn school.

and I had to let you know, regardless of whether it changes things or not. Wasn't very good.

Far left and Buzz Lightyear can get it.

Yeah, she could. Never seen her before. Hmm.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

yellow leggings is worthy

[cinderella]

lol dorm nerds

[jeepster]

yellow leggings is worthy

how very wrong you are

1. from Tennessee, has awful accent

2. about 5'2", with linebacker legs

3. talks about her shits in public

4. Looks just as bad with short hair as she did with long hair

5. Cries constantly

6. Eats only fried food

I mean, probably someone's dream girl, but not mine.

[Magsåvningsreserven]

.....still smashed

[ProfMonnitoff]

lol

who makes this their profile picture

lol her last name is burger

edit: for the 3 creeps among you who PMed me: heres how you do it

jeepster posted a picture with the url photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v3828/110/13/507093034/n507093034_2578724_6867964.jpg

so the profile is

facebook.com/profile.php?id=507093034

you cant get into the profile but you can see the preview picture which has the url

http://profile.ak.facebook.com/v225/2002/64/s507093034_5365.jpg

the s stands for small

replace it with 'n' to get the normal sized picture

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

Thanks Pro. I'm trying to promote my blog site since I plan on going mainstream with it.. I'm looking forward to starting my own small business soon once I've completed my small business management course. Not set in stone yet, but I do have a few ideas as to what I want to do. i just need to start doing research and going to seminars

For now I'm just going to use the premade banner.

ignorance is bliss...(±10)

how very wrong you are

1. from Tennessee, has awful accent

2. about 5'2", with linebacker legs

3. talks about her shits in public

4. Looks just as bad with short hair as she did with long hair

5. Cries constantly

6. Eats only fried food

I mean, probably someone's dream girl, but not mine.

calling all 6ixesand7evens

maybe if she had the creepy-chan face

[tac0tron]

My friend just told me about a relationship she had in fucking middle school, and the shit got pretty crazy for middle school. I feel like posting it on Sufu, but I'm not a dick... or am I?

[OMEGA JELLY JIGGLE]

My friend just told me about a relationship she had in fucking middle school, and the shit got pretty crazy for middle school. I feel like posting it on Sufu, but I'm not a dick... or am I?

do it. it's. sufu.

middle school was pretty crazy for middle school for me knaw wut I sayin:confused:

[sounddumber]

we ball hard like a knicks game

spend house money on the cars and the big chains

sex, drug, rap going hard like im rick james

got that raw white if you sniff cain