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i think the show futurama is only for people who can think ok my friends dont like it but they think family guy is the shit

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sounds perfect!

2'' taller and 5kg heavier, also country girl.. that should be... interesting.. indeed

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rain, rain, rain this way

thats what all the strippers say

rain man go away

thats what all these haters say

im a rain man and i can make it rain

i make it thunder storm

i make it hurricane

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sounds perfect!

2'' taller and 5kg heavier, also country girl.. that should be... interesting.. indeed

country girls can fight yo i got them girls surroundin me @ the oplace i work they are hawt too they all think im petit but when i rip off my shirt and flex i slay them beezies

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first of all, i think trailer park boys saved my life.

second of all.

the interviewer is probably the biggest douchebag, retard, dumbfuck pseudo intellectual wannabe smartass ever, when he can't even get passed what he calls good taste and values to really see.

k8rEY-JtdNk

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indonesian :(

but i was taking the AP test and my mind wandered off to the simpsons then I really wanted to eat a doughnut

and i haven't had these in a while. they're not as good as i remembered them to be :( but at least i'm satisfied

baaaaah, i never liked krispy kreme. you should try psycho donuts & donut wheel. mmmmmm

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Being Canadian I love trailer park boys and I have been watching the show since it first started. The interviewer is a piece of shit and Jim should have called Randy to take his pants off and fight the prick.

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i need to come up with a reason why i needed to go to university in england rather than in austria

if it's a good enough reason, i can write the tuition fees off my taxes

anybody got an idea for what bs i could put on that form?

Pretend that you are holocaust denier. As far as I know, you go to jail in Austria if you deny holocaust. So, you can't return to Austria and that's why you have to study in England. How's that for a reason?

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drunk bitches need to shut the fuck up

god dammit

just keep tellin myself ONE MORE WEEK

ONE MORE WEEK

ONE... MORE... WEEK....

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Okay, so my previous post is totally fucking with the tables. I can't edit it to see what the hell is up either.

Edit: When I quote my post, tg76's post shows up. It would seem that tg76's post cannibalized and merged with my post. If dreams became realities . . .

PSS: I was fooling around with font sizes and typefaces even though I knew they wouldn't work. That's probably it.

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i'm trying to convince a girl i'm not interested in that I'm not interested in her (because she seems to be convinced i am even though i decidedly am not and have told her so).

TEGEE: how to make stupid womenz understaaaand?

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