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you are a vampire, they want to kill you

not vampire.

sleepwalkers.jpg

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im a vampire tg76 u should come slay me

hey we got the same numbers in our username i just noticed it

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::confused:

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MUST WATCH (it's worth getting fired over):

http://www.esquire.com/the-side/video/megan-fox-video

1)I don't get what it is about this girl, she looks like every other random college of movie tits and shitty attitude on the magazine stand.

2)Lack of imagination. Of all the things worth getting fired over than can be done from the internet, even excluding stealing photoshop and entering your boss into urban dictionary under the heading "Nazi Enema Murder Spree", this ranks pretty low.

3)What if it had been FOUR cats? Would you have had a stroke?

Wow, twins :eek:

Things could get pretty cinchy between one week's CityTV baby Blue and the next.

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You're being affected by the labial silhouette of the up-turned shawl collar. You're a slave to your instincts. You're using a stick to get the ants out of the anthill.

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You're being affected by the labial silhouette of the up-turned shawl collar. You're a slave to your instincts. You're using a stick to get the ants out of the anthill.

010370363.jpg:confused::confused:

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they're all actors, looking at themselves in the mirror backwards... can't even face themselves.

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got my financial aid letter from NYU today

$7500 scholarship <33333

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010370363.jpg:confused::confused:

I'm not down with the latest memes and chans. Who is this and why should I care? Is this our new Danpat overlord? I see a lot of posters and collages. Is she 13? I wonder if I should get cheesecake or chocolate cake. It's nice outside. Why isn't Lib replying to my PM's? Coffee... I need coffee.

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YES PLZ FULFILL

dear sufu

what should i buy?!

snafu's ann dem shirt?! BOY at barney's sale today?! WHUT?!

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yo i would drunk dial u but it would be prali be hella expensive and fuzzy reception and shit

i think i gave my number to someone in a rep comment right before my near-dui on friday...a girl maybe?

guard that jawn like a state secret shorty

whoever u b

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thanks bro luv u bro like no homo its just u my bro and all

no, my posting skillz are refined when i'm under hella stress at work

strange but true

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I'm pretty sure i just scored a friend with benefits. I thought this was a myth. IT EXISTS!

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I'm pretty sure i just scored a friend with benefits. I thought this was a myth. IT EXISTS!

sounds like you're fucking big foot

this is what bigfoot sex yields in yahoo:

Bigfoot.jpg

enjoy!

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My friend just gave me the go ahead for a psychedelic Alice in Wonderland tea party. There is to be: tea, sorbet, coffee, mousse, cheese, crackers, grapes and chocolate. I get to DJ (should be fun) and I think i'm going to be the Mad Hatter.

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you are too tall to be the mad hatter :\

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miss this so much :'[

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My friend just gave me the go ahead for a psychedelic Alice in Wonderland tea party. There is to be: tea, sorbet, coffee, mousse, cheese, crackers, grapes and chocolate. I get to DJ (should be fun) and I think i'm going to be the Mad Hatter.

you forgot the lsd.

random thought:

what are you looking forward to telling your grandchildren about?

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I assure you Chris, I most certainly did not forget the drugs (that's the psychedelic part). There is going to be 2C-E along with weed and tobacco (from a hookah) and possibly 'shrooms (haven't decided if I want them yet). As such, I don't think anyone is really going to notice that I am not at all short.

Only way I am going to have kids is if I donate spizerm, so not much chance of stories for the grandkids.

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