Random Thoughts...

[B-Dawg]

My friend got elbowed in the gut by a combat boot and overall wearing dyke yesterday. Story follows if you feel like finding out why...

We were in the marine lab looking at polychaete worms. The manly woman who sits in front of us had found a pretty cool one so my friend, a spear fisher/abalone diver is asking her where she found it, but she seemed to not hear him so he continued to ask "where did you find that? In your honey hole over there?" as he points towards the lab table along the edge of the room with lots of creatures and fresh sea water filtering through it. Then she attacked. He didn't even catch why at first because that's a fisherman's term for your "secret spot". He had no idea that she thought he called her vag a honey hole and asked if she found a worm in it. Hahahahaaa

[cheep]

http://www.pe.com/localnews/inland/stories/PE_News_Local_S_webbuck1.e7982b.html

thank god we went thru the civil rights struggles in the 60s here in the us... could you imagine how bad it would be if we didnt completely destroy racism in this country?

[↓ Is The New ↑]

im watching a look a like of palin in a porno

http://i1.luelinks.net/i/n/84d1f1232d244c62d8f7e9ef7b2ed9bd/nailin%20paylin.jpg

pics

link if you wanna download it

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MK4JEOON

lol

Yeah, so I've decided to download. Hah.

[gaydad]

if you get both soup and salad what are u suppose to eat first

[Chris-Craft]

http://www.pe.com/localnews/inland/stories/PE_News_Local_S_webbuck1.e7982b.html

thank god we went thru the civil rights struggles in the 60s here in the us... could you imagine how bad it would be if we didnt completely destroy racism in this country?

:eek: id like to meet the idiot who thought that would be a good idea.

[↓ Is The New ↑]

Hm...

[DüM]

suzie, they're called curly fries.

the fuck is a spiral fry.

[2000dB]

every time I wear my bless hoodcoat to school, at least one du asks me where to buy one. I tell them but I feel kinda bad that they won't be able to actually buy one. peasants.

[Vs Toto]

just tell them you got it at a thrift store. no further questions and you won't look like a poofter with expensive clothes

[Mr Calvin Oscar]

nobody on here knows pearlnecklace personally, right?

[gaydad]

sometime u eat oyster u find small pearl inside is WOW! a pearl. but very small pearls

[nicotine]

i love pizza. luigis of brooklyn = best pizza in nyc. maybe the pizzeria in west village beats it though. maybe...

[2000dB]

just tell them you got it at a thrift store. no further questions and you won't look like a poofter with expensive clothes

I don't care about what they think of me and my coat. I seriously want to help them, but I just know they can't be helped.

[lilodxd]

i love pizza. luigis of brooklyn = best pizza in nyc. maybe the pizzeria in west village beats it though. maybe...

word? the one on ave u? i like L&B a lot.. the pizza is bomb. only bad thing is that there's never anywhere to park since there's always a block of cars double parked in front of it..

[lawless]

thinking about watching W tonight. whats superfuture's forecast for the movie?

yay

or

nay

[Guest jmatsu]

fuck! new ktz is pretty dope.

[Ahlvahroe]

im watching a look a like of palin in a porno

http://i1.luelinks.net/i/n/84d1f1232d244c62d8f7e9ef7b2ed9bd/nailin%20paylin.jpg

pics

link if you wanna download it

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=MK4JEOON

lol

dont have time to watch it now, will try to later, thanks though.

[WayneGibbous]

i just bought a house. overseas. i'm psyched.

[jeepster]

the amount of pain my feet are in is ridiculous.

and thus my weekend of tennis begins.

[incob123]

Destroyed my neck in football today, got a touchdown though.

Our team is shit

[nicotine]

word? the one on ave u? i like L&B a lot.. the pizza is bomb. only bad thing is that there's never anywhere to park since there's always a block of cars double parked in front of it..

nah, nah. the one on hall street and dekalb. that shit is my jaaammm. they're opening another one around the corner. clinton hill/bed-stuy.. my hood.

[samsikle]

my dad brought back home pizza from chicago. yummmmmm

also, before i left work today some customer came in and bought stuff then did magic tricks. i gave him 10% off for being the most entertaining customer of all chocoshop history.

[brohymn]

I would pay even more money for curly fries that were all perfectly spiraled.

[Chris-Craft]

I would pay even more money for curly fries that were all perfectly spiraled.

i wouldnt. i appreciate diversity in my curly fries.

[kunk75]

grimaldi's pizza is good. and frank's on 23rd and park

[midnight]

grimaldi's pizza is good. and frank's on 23rd and park

Grimaldi's is great but its kind of turned into a hipster outpost now. Still is worth the wait though most of the time.

[kunk75]

true. seriously though, try frank's. it's a whole in the wall on 23rd bet lex and park, up the block from SVA. unbelievable.

[freecat]

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you want my future forget my past,

If you wanna get with me better make it fast,

Now don't go wasting my precious time,

Get your act together we could be just fine

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,

Make it last forever friendship never ends,

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

What do you think about that now you know how I feel,

Say you can handle my love are you for real,

I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try

If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna zigazig ha.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,

Make it last forever friendship never ends,

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me

you gotta listen carefully,

We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,

we got G like MC who likes it on an

Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,

and as for me..ah you'll see,

Slam your body down and wind it all around

Slam your body down and wind it all around.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,

Make it last forever friendship never ends,

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you

gotta,

you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam

Slam your body down and wind it all around.

Slam your body down and wind it all around.

Slam your body down and wind it all around.

Slam your body down zigazig ah

If you wanna be my lover.

THIS IS MHAH H NEW DRUNK SONG I PLAY AT PEOPLE'S PLACE

Yesterday i was at some girl's place, and i asked her: do you have Wannabe by the Spice Girl. SHe told me th weshe saw them live. I WAS LIKE

SO JEALOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

she though i was kidding. of course i was. hahaha

but hath the end shhe didn't have the song, she didn't deserve to be english.

[evisu 2000]

yo where to cop curly fries in montreal

[kunk75]

ben affleck is on real time w/bill maher and it's almost incomprehensible how fucking annoying he is.