What have your jeans gone through?

[Who?]

Beer

Blood

Cadaver preservation fluid

Chain grease

Coffee

Gutter mud

Motor oil

Milk

[so-so]

food things,

drink things,

sweat things,

dirt things,

rain things,

griptape things, (i don't even skate but I was carrying a board back to my house and didn't realize for a while that the way i was holding it was pretty much sandpapering a part of my jeans. haha)

college party things,

night club things,

rave things, fucking shit, awesome.

on that note

drug things.

[Blackplatano]

WTF!?!?

Are you people peeing your pants

and

Having sex with your jeans on?????

[beatle]

Okay - Beatle's pants are lucky...

Only had to endure a snowstorm - some serious bike cleaning - changing tires on my car - and a view hiking adventures...

No pee - no coffee - no human liquids....I am such a grown up person....

[Carl]

WTF!?!?

Are you people peeing your pants

and

Having sex with your jeans on?????

sounds like someones never had the pleasure of a quickie

[mr fluffernutter]

fudge

mud

mustard

snow

rain

and i stepped in someone's urine (they came over and peed all over the bathroom floor... )

[beatle]

Man - some of ur friends must be real hillbillies..

[mr fluffernutter]

Wasn't my friend. If it was my friend I would have told him to clean it up.

[cheapmuthafukr]

WTF!?!?

Are you people peeing your pants

and

Having sex with your jeans on?????

peeing my pants.... no

sex? with them on and on top of them. yes.

[CAFC]

Goteborg Rapé loose snus, wine, lots of rain (epsecially at Charlton v Everton the other week) and, yes, piss!

[mike lowrey]

PIss in a club or something and wear flip flops, you'll find that your feet aren't going to be as dry as you'd hoped.

Or just piss in the nude, occasionally there will be some splashback. Unless you sit down to pee.

I go out pretty frequently and

a) I still dont pee on my feet

I dont stand close enough to other guys that they'd piss on me

c) I dont wear flip flops to a club

but then again the bathroom floor is always soaking wet which I never understood, how far do you have to stand, or how fucked up is your aiming to not actually get it in the urinal?

[Blackplatano]

peeing my pants.... no

sex? with them on and on top of them. yes.

is that how you plan on winning the samurai contest?

carl...

i come on girls not on my self.

[cheapmuthafukr]

is that how you plan on winning the samurai contest?

its part of my 7 part plan

[RAISED BY WOLVES]

Alaska Marine Highway

[ikidomari]

i simply can't believe all these people getting piss on themselves. seriously lol.

ive subjected my jeans to:

-paint

-sawdust

-resin

-lacquer

-spraypaint

-dirt

-clay

-wood glue

and somehow ive managed to wash it all off.

[ge0ffzilla]

Skidmarks from going commando..

[FootlooseSF]

food, beer, sweat, dirt, paint. I have a huge fuckin hole in the groin area of my Cures. I still rock em though.

[beatle]

Okay - Beatle's pants are lucky...

Only had to endure a snowstorm - some serious bike cleaning - changing tires on my car - and a view hiking adventures...

No pee - no coffee - no human liquids....I am such a grown up person....

And here is a snow pic ....

[whorishconsumer]

i was out last night and upon taking a piss in the rather short urinal i found that my jeans got fucking showered in spray. i couldn't help it. i'm tall and that urinal was clealy designed for a midget. anyhow, now i, too, have urine on my jeans.

[TokenIndianKid]

hmm lets see

been working on a pair of nudie baggy bjorns while waiting to get my samurais in, the nudies are getting pretty thrashed...might have to do a soak in a few weeks, they survived thanksgiving (amongst other things) so lets see how long my list can get haha

excessive amounts of marijuana smoke

a little cranberry sauce

cat hair

scotch (Black Label...bless my denim with the best haha)

sweat

my girl (in more than 1 place haha)

a spot or two of soymilk

some dirt where my cuffs *should* be

Ethyl Ether (just a little bIt)

[Seething Tortoise]

Fire is officialy on my list, albeit not a great deal.

[mr fluffernutter]

Oh yeah... hot ashes rained down onto my Ande Whalls a while back.

[RedHeadedStranger]

Snow

Rain

Beer

[Charlie Delta]

- rain

- drinks

- food

- random dirt

- ink

- some other stuff....

And since last week lots of dust/dirt from doing constuction.

Was helping my dad preparing marble tiles to be placed in a hallway.

This is wat my LVC's looked like after 3 days:

And here's the machine that cuts the tiles:

[watchman]

- running from the police

- jumping fences drunkenly

- catsup/mustard/condiments in general

- sex(in, but not on top of)

- lots of sweat and dirt

- mud

- lots of beer

- vodka

- fruit juices and soda

- coffee

- syrup

and still no wash. lots of febreeze though.

[mr.indigo]

So sex, drugs and rock n'roll mostly cover it then. Just what jeans were made for.

Apart from mustard apparently.

[sean_]

honey

cocaine

a half pitcher of steamwhistle

contact lens fluid

hot dogs

it was an interesting weekend

[Double D]

Well it's not like I actually piss my pants. But every guy, at some point in his jeans, hasn't quite shook enough (especially when he's drunk and not thinking) and those last couple of piss pellets have dribbled down his leg.

[spacemanvt]

Well it's not like I actually piss my pants. But every guy, at some point in his jeans, hasn't quite shook enough (especially when he's drunk and not thinking) and those last couple of piss pellets have dribbled down his leg.

exactly

10 char

[aziz]

- Dirt

- Soup

- Water

- Glue

- Lotion

- Fart

- Piss

- FADING