What have your jeans gone through?

[Roulette]

What have they gone through? (E.g. stains and shit like that)

[1995chardx]

-drinks

-water

-dirt

-piss

-man juice

still wearing them.......

[Dick Danger]

he crawled through a river of shit

[diewhitegirls]

They were beaten as children, so now they suffer debilitating PTSD, which causes them to lash out and randomly kill children and cute, small, furry animals. Mostly children though.

[notesee]

My APC NS's have been through ..

- Water

- Ketchup

- Coffee

- Piss

[Circanineteen85]

nothing interesting really, lots of spilled food, lots of rain from working outside in ohio, just regular stuff i guess. They got covered in mud when we got 2 trucks stuck halfway up the rim in the mud the day before christmas and ended up with 8 people, 5 trucks and a back hoe in a field trying to pull those 2 trucks out... if it was possible for a backhoe to get stuck it would have but it dug itself out

[pokpok]

drinks, piss, lap dances...stripper sweat... lol

[keri]

blood, fire, explosions, sausage, dog hair, mustard, soy sauce, spaghetti sauce, bagels and cream cheese, rum, man juice, snot, chocolate, glue, paint.........

i'm messy.

[Servo2000]

Explosions?

[witts]

-drinks

-water

-dirt

-piss

-man juice

still wearing them.......

-girl juice

-toothpaste

-rain

-sweat

[keri]

Explosions?

i like fireworks, and eggs don't go in the microwave.

[drapygo]

Currently on my first denim, SugarCane's 1947.

-piss

-some dirt on the bottom where the feet are cause i don't cuff.

that's bout it... been only 1 1/2 month.

[Dick Danger]

sure is a lot a juice floating around out there

[sycamore no more]

ball juice

man juice

honey dijon

ceramic clay

dirt

more ball juice

rain

yay!

[lavarat]

on my grifters:

gravy

mustard

rain

snow

mud

hot chocolate

coffee

cat hair

wine

beer

[machineo]

nobody else said vomit, but piss got mentioned a lot more than i thought it would.

[386]

vomit '

[sean_]

blueberry donut filling

soup

pasta

piss

various juices, woman fruit and otherwise

puke

grease

dirt/mud

i honestly cant believe that they don't reek or have weird diseases yet

[jf30]

poo poo.

JOKING!

[cheapmuthafukr]

hmm... ill focus on my samurais

piss

resin

beer

liquor

coffee

sex(in and on top of)

sand

saltwater

horseshoe crab

sweat

dirt

paint

probably some shit too

in less than 1 month

[whorishconsumer]

yup.

actually having a girl grinding against you is a good way to get some fading.

[Double D]

Sweat, beer, piss, blood. Possibly some puke. My jeans go to a lot of gigs.

[Guest jeffvyain]

why does everyone spill shit all over their jeans? especially piss...i just don't get it. maybe a little backlash from the toilet but nothing more than a microscopic dribble here.

[Seething Tortoise]

Various foodstuff.

Lots of alcohol.

Fights.

A 10mile drunken walk back home.

Rain.

Sex.

Cba to list any more.

[mike lowrey]

I'm sort of worried at the amount of people who have pissed in their pants, I've never known anyone who has done it at adult age :confused:

[Guest]

glue

cheeto powder

ash

coal dust

chinese food

cum

chapstick

gum

ass sweat.

[shinobi2000]

Various, (although none of this shit and piss stuff) but my proudest would be treking through a Thai rainforest during a monsoon downpour. In just two weeks my 5EPs got the majority of their weathering during my vacation in Asia last year.

[Seething Tortoise]

I'm sort of worried at the amount of people who have pissed in their pants, I've never known anyone who has done it at adult age :confused:

PIss in a club or something and wear flip flops, you'll find that your feet aren't going to be as dry as you'd hoped.

Or just piss in the nude, occasionally there will be some splashback. Unless you sit down to pee.

Doesn't really happen to me though.

[Guest DUM]

* mustard

* ketchup

* ramen

* chocolate

* rain

* sweat

* burrito

and more recently: pho.

I was sitting by my friend and he fucked up and got it on me...had to wash em.

[sidneylo]

Yeah I second all the random food substances.

I also got a lot of bits of paint on mine, but I furiously try to clean them off with hot water. I always forget my apron when I silkscreen.