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things that you love and make you feel funny down there

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shy girls

the munchies

new jeans smell

houndstooth

finding old mixtapes

reconnection

winks

waking up rested with nothing to do

super nintendo

when something you've been saving for goes on sale

deep breaths

birthday punches

horror movies

eye contact

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the sound of jane fonda workout videos

the hypnotic power of jane fonda workout videos

the jane fonda workout soundtrack on vinyl

jane's leotards...

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catching air on a hill in a car. it gives me a tingly feeling down there.

and i liked jane fonda in barberella.

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I had a baby named Jane

she could shake that thing

said her daddy used to hang with Johnny Coltrane

she sang the soul train with a friend named Jen

her booty was bigger than a Mercedes Benz

Jen was a hurty burty dirty little girlie

I heard it from a birdie she could cook a mean turkey

with gravy

Baby Baby Baby...

Baby was Jen's best friend

and maybe if you were lucky

licky licky sucky sucky

Mickey Mickey, fuck me fuck me

more junk in her trunk than a Honda

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

Chorus:

One, two, three, four

get your booty on the dance floor

work it out, shake it little momma

lemme see you do the Jane Fonda

five, six, seven, now

if you don't know, let me show you how

to work it out, work it little momma

I know you wanna do the Jane Fonda

I had a princess, queen of incest

she was inbred but Jean had big breasts

and big eyes and a big ass to match

Jean wasn't fast, she was easy to catch

then came Molly

a hood from Hollywood High

so fly she was transatlantic

she was a manic depressive

[manic depressive]

which was impressive

very impressive

I had to test it

tasted like chicken and was lemon scented

she took me home to her mama

I taught 'em both how to Jane Fonda

Chorus

I had a doll named Dana from Santa Ana

she was a waitress at the Copa Cabanna

she was slammin' and her ass was jammin'

like Janet Jackson in the Rhythm Nation

her brother jason had a girl named Grace

and you could see her ass from outer space

so I landed on her planet

and I planted a Mickey Av flag in it, dammit!

Chorus

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riding the "pirate-ship" at budget carnivals. white water rafting.

japanese bukkake.

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girls.....

Pretty much...yeah.

Taking a really good picture

Ben & Jerry's Coffee Heath Bar Crunch

A really good gin and tonic

The hottie in advertising who i dream about all day long

Magnumphotos.com updates

finding steals on eBay

Rogue Dead Guy Ale while puffin a joint

Cashmere sweaters

Kentucky

Guided By Voices "Game Of Pricks"

Kodachrome 64 shot at 50

roadtrips

serenading sam in superchat with "Baby, when the lights go out"

new episodes of South Park

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Rogue Dead Guy Ale while puffin a joint

i cannot fucking believe you said this. This is possibly one of my favorite things in the world to do at parties and just in general, all the rogue brews are exceptional. I found the beauty of combining dead guy with bud at a party over the summer and have been hooked ever since.

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yeah, when i wake up every morning, and feel eri's warmness radiating over to me i fall in love all over again. and then of course whne he brings me i sometimes get all teary over how i feel about him. and when we're riding in the car, i'll look over and see him driving, and just be overcome with it. or when he reaches over and puts his arm around me when we're out and about, he's very anti pda, and i'm touchy in public because crowds make me nervous, and he comforts me, it hits me again. shit i even watch the sucker sleep. i need love rehab.

That doesn't count. That's just one guy.

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That doesn't count. That's just one guy.

Besides, we were really talking about girls wanting to get laid by tons of dudes as much as dudes want to get laid by tons of girls.......alas, this isn't so.

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Besides, we were really talking about girls wanting to get laid by tons of dudes as much as dudes want to get laid by tons of girls.......alas, this isn't so.

sure hope it was though...

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another thing I've noticed is that any girl, regardless of face or shape, can manage to get fucked. This isn't the case for guys.

true that...

- puffin a cigar by myself, in the dark, with my legs crossed and some laid back soul on...

- puttin on the perfect black suit

- In the words of Nas, "Grindin, hittin brazilian bitches from behind"..i LOVE my thick women

- Women in general...love 'em in all flavors, shit i want ice cream get me a banana split like Game said

- walkin around at a party, frontin with my jeans saggin and eye fucking some girl

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the smell of a new book

food in the fridge (being a poor student, this is a rarity - until i moved home haha)

clothes hot out of the dryer

catching free wireless signals

margherita pizza

being the only person on the subway car late at night

bikes

hitting 30 green lights in one stretch

boys who appreciate a good bike

boys who ride a good bike

or yeah... just boys

(hope that answers your question, minya)

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what a great thread...more!

Sam Cooke

The crab cakes my mom makes for my dad on his birthday

Having girls rub their hands through a fresh buzz cut

Reading/looking at Alex Webb's "From The Sunshine State"

Getting picked up at the airport by a loved one/friend

4 minutes and 21 seconds into "Kicked It In The Sun"

Photo Confrences

4th of July

Girls who like the Silver Jews

When you find out that a cute girl likes you

Getting told a soothing story when you're trying to fall asleep

Good, cheap sushi

Walking around NYC and soaking up all the hustle and bustle

and the best thing of all time?

A group of 5 or more people, perfectly layered, against a clean background (preferable a brick wall) with the sun 30 minutes away from going down, and having none of them realize your taking there picture. That truely is heaven.

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as i said before. walking through the city at night listening to jazz.

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Some good ones up already.

I love it :

when I'm perfectly toasted behind shades looking out the window sat in the back of a moving car and someone in front leans over and passes me a joint without asking.

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the smell of homegrown

electric relaxation

free shit

morning sex

seeing a bridge im building finished

a call from my girl down south

vintage leather

the sound of skateboard wheels on concrete

backside smiths

perfectly caught hardflip

zippos

packages in the mail

that girl at the other side of the bar, looking like she needs something

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