Best or cheesiest pick up line

[moykky]

You have to put a little bit of effort but try this: Sit next to her/him, fart, take your most philosophical face and say to yourself "...How much does a fart weight?..."

[red]

You have to put a little bit of effort but try this: Sit next to her/him, fart, take your most philosophical face and say to yourself "...How much does a fart weight?..."

hahaha..........

[lil brown brother]

Hey, someone's gotta bring up the rear.

hes bout to get better now .. i just traded him mcnabb .....

[red]

so ya. i got a girls number with the fart/blow me away line.

[poly800rock]

wanna go back to my place for some pizza and fucking?

pause, she will walk away.

what's the matter, you don't like pizza?

[mono14]

so ya. i got a girls number with the fart/blow me away line.

I told you.

[Sylvestre]

"I work out" has always never worked for me, if I actually did work out it might. I agree a cute smile is heartstopping.

[mis]

I cast level 4 resurrection on this thread.

[selective beef]

this one works sometimes.

are you a parking ticket?

you've got foooine written all ova you!

[edwithoutahead]

My friend used this one at mcdonalds once,

Are those space pants? 'cause your butt is out of this world

The girl then turned around and left.

[Crillz]

"How old are you? 13? Awesome; wanna see my Nazi memerobelia?"

[Pandemonium]

do you believe in love at first sight?

let's have sexual intercourse.

[Gilead]

Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I really wanna have intercourse with you.

*sniff sniff* You smell like cheetos, I LOVE cheetos.

Are those space pants? Because they make your ass look as big as halley's comet.

[cheep]

hey bitch, ive got a dark green e-peen... lets fuck.

[Pandemonium]

the word of the day is 'legs'.

let's all be christian and come back to my place so we can spread the word.

amen.

[Charlie Delta]

"How old are you? 13? Awesome; wanna see my Nazi memerobelia?"

Sorry Crillz, am out of rep but this made me laugh!

[ProfMonnitoff]

How much does a polar bear weigh?

Polar bears rank with the Kodiak bear as among the largest living land carnivores, and male polar bears may weigh twice as much as a Siberian tiger. There is great sexual dimorphism, with some males reaching more than twice the size of the females. Most adult males weigh 300-600 kg (660-1320 lbs) and measure 2.4-3.0 m (7.9-10.0 ft) in length. Adult females are roughly half the size of males and normally weigh 150-300 kg (330-660 lbs), measuring 1.9-2.1 m (6.25-7 ft).At birth, cubs weigh only 600-700 g or about a pound and a half.

Hi, I'm (name) and I fucking love polar bears.

[flyordie]

does this handkerchief smell like chloroform to you?

[onemancult]

"hi, would you like to dance? i know how to do the michael j. foxtrot."

and then lurch back and forth in front of her until her panties drop.

[denimdestroyedmylife]

how about i spam rape some jugglers with crushed nuts and a honey glaze?

IME jugglers are into this kind of shit

[almondcrush]

i dont know how i feel about being a part of your juggler rape, diddy

also ive toyed with "you seem like you'd be an awful fuck" with some success

[notesee]

Nice tits, bitch.

[cuddlysheep]

"hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?"

[mis]

I have selvedge underwear

[Frey]

great things could be achieved with the internet.

http://www.badboylifestyles.com/webUI/eng/

[Frey]

You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. ( personal favourite )*

[zelah]

'you ever seen a million dollars?'

i lost my shit

[onemancult]

Nice tits, bitch.

Along these lines,

this one truly, really, surely works:

"What it is ho? What it smell like, cunt? What's your daddy's name

and occupation? You like dick? Buy you a beer with this trick money,

trick-ass ho-ass bitch."

and then you throw a couple hundred dollars in her face.

she'll be eating chicken wings out yer ass on command.

[almondcrush]

bitch you aint no nerd

i coulda sworn you were

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[volta]

did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

orrrrr

do you know a number for a good vet? cuz, honestly, these pythons are sick [bring up arms and flex biceps]