Best or cheesiest pick up line

[onemancult]

me and Bo Vice know how to score all the flyest bitches.

[Icicle Cubicle]

"You stay classy, Superfuture."

[dave023]

Me love you longtime...

[broneck]

you know, i can run really fast

[insomaniac]

my friend uses this one and it seems to have a high success rate.

him: hey, wanna go fuck?

girl: uh no.

him: neither do i, so let's just get it over with.

[Pandemonium]

i eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast.

[artificialsky]

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

[seraphim]

I once got

'So, you're legal, yeah?'

'No'

'Even better, want to go to my place?'

No. It didn't work. But I did feel slightly creeped out for the rest of the night.

[munkyballz]

"You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood."

Works for Pat.

[Pandemonium]

you looked better when your clothes were on my bedroom floor.

[zelah]

you looked better when your clothes were on

i've said this before =/

[prima]

riTmalXedUA

[broneck]

"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

amazing...rarely do i find myself actually laughing out loud hysterically in front of my computer.

i enjoy the kings methods as well

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