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  • 2 weeks later...

total shit show last night..

got a last minute invite to my friend's brother's 30th birthday thing at some hall..

decided to go because of the open bar + food..

my friend ended up trying to pick me up and dropping me on the floor.. and then I attempted to do some handstands and slammed back first onto the floor..

pretty much a whole night of drinking and falling down..

open bar? good. handstands while drunk? bad (good)

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got super fucked up at nocturnal...then smoked a lot of weed til the sun came up and now im on here without a wink of sleep yet.

haha also was at noct.

saw some chick OD at the entrance before we even got in

the security confiscated my chapstick :[

went home at 3am an hr earlier cuzz was just too tired

slept fine/eat, sounds like you had a methy roll

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finished work and then went to go say hi the ex-gf at merrill lynch. went to the gym and met up with a friend and proceeded to get drunk off soju and eating spicy chicken at the local tent bar.

ran back home to smoke some resin in my pipe and took a large shit at like 2 in the morning.

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got one hell of a dance dance workout seeing mstrkrft/steve aoki. caught mstrkrft's flask they threw out into the audience. flskrkrft? mstrflsk?

my story of the night: talked to this chick at the bar for a little while, she was with her sister and her brother in law. i met up with her by the stage and we danced a bit then i decided we should do one of those cute little high-five repeatedly to the beat moves. my high-fiving hand's elbow got a little wild though and went straight into her eye socket three times in a row. she ducked away and i saw her with some other dude like 3 minutes later. damn.

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Whilst we starting drinking another girl joins us, shes my mate's best friend. Ann D boots, Ugly one piece dress - 0 neckline exposure, female monk style. She has a beautiful, Miranda Kirr face. Lovely body, at least 175cm. Small(B) boobies.

We drink 8-10 beers.

She's not even drunk. She compliments my 19cm MIJ and my Apc shirt. I gloat.

We exit the bar. We climb a fence (which is the patio of some restaurant). I take off her bra... dot dot dot.

I added her to msn tonight. See what happens.

....

you are a fucking turd.

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got one hell of a dance dance workout seeing mstrkrft/steve aoki. caught mstrkrft's flask they threw out into the audience. flskrkrft? mstrflsk?

my story of the night: talked to this chick at the bar for a little while, she was with her sister and her brother in law. i met up with her by the stage and we danced a bit then i decided we should do one of those cute little high-five repeatedly to the beat moves. my high-fiving hand's elbow got a little wild though and went straight into her eye socket three times in a row. she ducked away and i saw her with some other dude like 3 minutes later. damn.

wow you suck

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