superconfessional

[mr fluffernutter]

^that is excellent

Confession: I just whored out my professional integrity for $40

did someone just pay for a passing grade?

[landho]

^that is excellent

Confession: I just whored out my professional integrity for $40

Did you drink a concoction consisting of leftover mashed potatoes, chocolate milk, green beans, Mountain Dew, salt and pepper, ketchup, bits of Salisbury steak, and grape-flavored jelly in your school cafeteria to the cheers and jeers of your classmates?

[NatseOklim]

I had my first Brazilian Jiu Jitsu class today for a year, I have mat burn on my knuckles, a bloody toenail and bruises on my shoulders. Awesome.

[showbiz00ditc]

i've recently been waking up thinking theres someone/something in my bedroom...

last week i thought my ex was sitting beside my bed with my hat on (which was sitting ontop of my clock)... and that she was on my phone (which was the light from my clock)

a few nights after i woke up thinking there were snakes crawling through my bed

so fuckin creepy

[M.O.A]

i motor boated the shit out of this girls amazing breasts two nights ago to make myself feel better

[dino might]

hell yeah.

[M.O.A]

i was bouncing a golf ball in the shop and i accidentally fucked up the trajectory and hit one of carls photos....

no breaks but shit it scared the bejesus out of me

[landho]

i've recently been waking up thinking theres someone/something in my bedroom...

last week i thought my ex was sitting beside my bed with my hat on (which was sitting ontop of my clock)... and that she was on my phone (which was the light from my clock)

a few nights after i woke up thinking there were snakes crawling through my bed

so fuckin creepy

G272iYvxW_w

[Paean]

classes suck

[newaesthetic]

We had the turkey dinner today, I ate a bunch, had two pieces of blueberry cheesecake... and now I'm hungry again. I think I'll take another large slice, because I'm a fatass.

[samsikle]

i'm at It's A Grind because they have free wifi thinking I would do my oral presentation (which was supposed to be today, but it's just my luck that with everyone who presented, me being the last one, we ran out of time so i have another week to do it) but no. i'm on superfuture. and looking through paris guide books.

[sidneylo]

i'm at It's A Grind because they have free wifi thinking I would do my oral presentation (which was supposed to be today, but it's just my luck that with everyone who presented, me being the last one, we ran out of time so i have another week to do it) but no. i'm on superfuture. and looking through paris guide books.

ORAL presentation?

[Lab]

i just want to wear gym shorts everyday

someone sell me rick shorts

[bill]

ahha.

im going to hell

[Jkissi7]

G272iYvxW_w

yes..... love this song/video

[lululu]

I'm No Longer At Chic(k)topia! Get At Me!

[Lab]

I'm No Longer At Chic(k)topia! Get At Me!

..............

+rape?

[lindarrr]

I'm No Longer At Chic(k)topia! Get At Me!

i am a lost child without a mama now!

[ROYALEFATALE]

the past few days i've been living off philly cheesesteaks and dogfish oktoberfest

[Lab]

i am a lost child without a mama now!

FISH AND SPAGHETTI.

MRIP WHERE U AT.

[Guest Phrost]

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[terrible!]

I thought your sig was part of your post and I was confused.

[gas prices kill]

I was on the fwy today going to uni, and this was my view from the freeway amidst the traffic:

Shit got really real and I decided to bone out of the freeway by going the opposite direction on the nearest onramp.

I hate the inland empire.

[selaviso]

so i was gunna drop this class cuz i did horrible on the midterm and then thursday (was supposed to be my last day in that class) but then this bomb ass chick that always comes late to class decided to sit by me and just started talking to me and i was like dang she is pretty cool so now im in a dilemma.... stay in the class so i can chill with that girl and potentially not pass or drop it and not see her anymore...or i can stay long enough to get her number then bounce out of that class haha. but ya shes pretty bomb. i think im gunna go with plan C

[selaviso]

I was on the fwy today going to uni, and this was my view from the freeway amidst the traffic:

Shit got really real and I decided to bone out of the freeway by going the opposite direction on the nearest onramp.

I hate the inland empire.

I hate the santa ana winds that are fucking up the ie. almost hit a milli a milli palm tree particles drivin home.

[please underestimate]

feels as if there's a fire this big once every year. im all the way in cerritos, and there was so much dust blowing in the afternoon that i couldnt stop coughing.

[samsikle]

so i was gunna drop this class cuz i did horrible on the midterm and then thursday (was supposed to be my last day in that class) but then this bomb ass chick that always comes late to class decided to sit by me and just started talking to me and i was like dang she is pretty cool so now im in a dilemma.... stay in the class so i can chill with that girl and potentially not pass or drop it and not see her anymore...or i can stay long enough to get her number then bounce out of that class haha. but ya shes pretty bomb. i think im gunna go with plan C

kinda the same situation except not really, i was starting to hate my anthro lab because i was paired up with these two stupid ass kids, then the class after that i partnered up with this pretty cute guy, but he's such a fucking lazy idiot that he's not that cute anymore.

[scoon0224]

i think im gunna go with plan C

Unless there are hidden downsides to plan C, I don't see why A or B even entered your mind.

confession: I always size up on my denim

[kyo]

Did you need to post that confession to make your post seem adequate? Because it didn't.

[Gouf]

^on the dream tip.. /QUOTE]

Last night I had like 6 different dreams one after the other cause I couldnt get my rooms temperature right.

The only two I remember vividly was one where I was brushing my teeth in my bathroom, but my face was melting with green slime and the color of the foam of the toothpaste was pouring all down my face and the sink/mirror etc.

Second one was that apparently the car garage across from my building had become a satanic undead temple. So I decided to investigate after following what I thought was a kind of cute chick in a miniskirt through the front two doors. I get inside and theres pale scratched up people with hollow eye sockets screaming out blasphemous statements while listening to this antichrist character that soon alerts them of my presence. I tried to use superpowers to blow them all away but lately I havnt been able to have superpowers other than low flight. I decided to jump out of the 8th story window into the dark abyss below me and as I was falling I turned around to see that they were jumping out after me and I could feel myself smiling before I woke up.

Im not a very dark person by nature but in both of these dreams I wasn't really afraid or freaked out, more just tripped out and kind of enjoying the fucked up ride my brain was taking me on.

Lately my dreams have been wearing me out when I wake up