superconfessional

[salaryman]

sufu is so boring today I'm actually doing work at work.

[Lab]

yoyoyyooyyoyoyoyooyoyo

WHEN I GO TO NYC NEXT

IMMA HIT DIS

NOTE: NOT THE BITCH IN THE PIC

AND DEN WE GON PLAY BBALL.

[dismalfuture]

Get at some Lookbook, s-man.

[Lab]

im doin a fit pic at max brenner

im gonna set up a tripod

order a $25 hot chocolate

and pose like hap over sum bitch's table

mouth agape n' hunched over their dessert

[salaryman]

Get at some Lookbook, s-man.

yeah, I was checking it out the other day when you linked to that half-asian lookin' girl.

But I try to stay away from picture-y sites at work.

There was one hot 16-year old asian on there I liked, don't remember her name but she was real steezy.

[salaryman]

im doin a fit pic at max brenner

im gonna set up a tripod

order a $25 hot chocolate

and pose like hap over sum bitch's table

mouth agape n' hunched over their dessert

will +rep golum x chocolate.

[kunk75]

i have really bad health anxiety issues and convince myself i have a new terrible ailment every few months.

[salaryman]

i have really bad health anxiety issues and convince myself i have a new terrible ailment every few months.

I think the internet just exacerbates this problem.

Last year I had a rash on my leg that wouldn't go away and every day I would scower WebMD looking for my symptoms...I went from thinking I had athlete's foot to scabies to chylamadia to the beginning stages of HIV.

[Ahlvahroe]

I think the internet just exacerbates this problem.

Last year I had a rash on my leg that wouldn't go away and every day I would scower WebMD looking for my symptoms...I went from thinking I had athlete's foot to scabies to chylamadia to the beginning stages of HIV.

fuck webMD! a couple months ago i got really sick, like ive never been this sick in my life. it turns out i had a nasal infecting but according to webMD i had bacterial meningitis and i was gonna die within a week. i had never been that freaked out my entire life, i was choking back tears the entire day. the thing that sucks is that i had never done the online diagnosis thing and i dont think i will again.

[e0d9n0b5]

haha i just picked my left nostril as it felt strange, and there was a big ole mosquito inside. duno how that happened.

[brentos]

WebMD fucks with people, for realz.

Get on that shit thinking you have a little pain with a simple remedy and leave thinking no modern medicine can save your sorry ass.

[bouwnt]

i have really bad health anxiety issues and convince myself i have a new terrible ailment every few months.

same. probably stems from my neuroticism, ranging from me being a hypochondriac to a manic expressive.

[the Repeater]

i guess i just don't get it. i mean, there's a food chain.

Yeah, but that mean's you'd be killing all the amnimamanals you are eating.

Just saying.

And WTF is with chicks being like "oooh I hate fish and beef that's gross, but chicken is okay" or vice versa or sub pig wherever.

ALLL OR NOTHING NO PUSSYFOOTING NO EXCEPTIONS

[dismalfuture]

How do vegans eat bread? That shit is made with milk and eggs innit?

[whitney]

I dunnoz but I've had vegan blueberry muffins and cupcakes/cakes before. I'm not vegan I was just curious as to how it tastes..

[dismalfuture]

The BBQ chips on a sandwich cracked me up. DOn't BBQ chips have beef as an ingredient? Vegans are stoops.

[salaryman]

Basic bread is really just flour, yeast, water and salt.

edit. even wonder bread is vegan

http://www.peta.org/accidentallyVegan/

[dismalfuture]

that girl is kinda thick for being a vegan. fuck that.

[salaryman]

Probably had one bag too many Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili Flavored Tortilla Chips (vegan approved!).

A friend of mine's mom was vegan. He was a fat fuck actually, but wasn't vegan. He would invite people over to his place for BBQs and stuff and she would refuse to talk to him for weeks at a time afterward. She listened to good music and let us smoke weed but always smelled like celery.　

[dismalfuture]

My parents are vegetarians and I grew up on that shit, and now I tip the scales at a mean 127. I felt like i was the only 5 year old to know what tempeh was, then I recently met a kindred spirit and felt relieved.

[dismalfuture]

I was probably 9 when I ate my first steak; I hadn't needed steak previously because I had mothafucking TEMPEH

[poly800rock]

dismal, your post count has gone up exponential in the past month. GR time.

[dismalfuture]

nah, never GR. postcount has gone up rapidly because I've been keystyling about CPs and there were a couple Korean girl threads recently. Is that dude randall fairbrook still around?

[dismalfuture]

poly, do you remember way back, there was a dude on GR who got got stabbed in the face and killed by his crazy Korean girlfriend? I remember he posted a picture of this place called Han's Sausage on knurdle.com, and I used to pass by that place all the time and think of that poor dude.

[scoon0224]

Smells where?

This is Important!!!

In every way. Not strong, not vile. Just subtly unpleasant.

But to the question you're really asking... in the bedroom. Pungent. But I kept going back cuz she was a complete freak... yet totally faithful despite the fact we weren't actually 'together'

so buy her perfume, tell her it's your favorite on girls... and if she decides to wear it-give her a lot of compliments and be extra "about her"... if she doesn't wear it, she doesn't want to marry you... so get rid of her smelly, beautiful, cool ass.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not bummed about it, was never interested in going further. The 'wants to marry me' is definitely of her own manufacture, with no grounding in reality, or matching sentiment from my end... though the near-worship can be seductive.

I was having a laugh cuz it was the only reason I could really put my finger on. Otherwise it would have hung on in 'semi-gf booty-call' limbo for a while longer, probably until I found someone I was more into.

Ultimately... the reason for early termination boiled down to 'Sexy, but smelly'

[cyberPUNK]

vegans are disgusting. an ex of mine was a vegan and bitch was anemic as fuck. made going out on dates fucking impossible 'cause bitch could only eat like two things on the menu...unfortunately this lasted for a year and a half...i was a fucking idiot.

[dismalfuture]

I honestly beleive that women can't smell their female smell unless their bits turn black, I've met like 3 girls who had rotten coochies and they smiled and acted like nothing was wrong. Two of them at the same time, once. Both had left the next day, and it still smelled like pussy in my tiny little apartment. Didn't have the heart to tell them their vulvas were rotting away.

[mrip]

gizmo, please dont turn into this episode of six feet under

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701977/plotsummary

also do you use a lemon when you are choke wanking

[Leonard Leroy]

I honestly beleive that women can't smell their female smell unless their bits turn black, I've met like 3 girls who had rotten coochies and they smiled and acted like nothing was wrong. Two of them at the same time, once. Both had left the next day, and it still smelled like pussy in my tiny little apartment. Didn't have the heart to tell them their vulvas were rotting away.

ACK COUGH HACK BLAAARG----

.....

[DaBestSpoona]

Is that dude randall fairbrook still around?

yeah he is still there. He is there forever!!!!!!!