superconfessional

[salaryman]

im doin a fit pic at max brenner

im gonna set up a tripod

order a $25 hot chocolate

and pose like hap over sum bitch's table

mouth agape n' hunched over their dessert

will +rep golum x chocolate.

[kunk75]

i have really bad health anxiety issues and convince myself i have a new terrible ailment every few months.

[salaryman]

i have really bad health anxiety issues and convince myself i have a new terrible ailment every few months.

I think the internet just exacerbates this problem.

Last year I had a rash on my leg that wouldn't go away and every day I would scower WebMD looking for my symptoms...I went from thinking I had athlete's foot to scabies to chylamadia to the beginning stages of HIV.

[Ahlvahroe]

I think the internet just exacerbates this problem.

Last year I had a rash on my leg that wouldn't go away and every day I would scower WebMD looking for my symptoms...I went from thinking I had athlete's foot to scabies to chylamadia to the beginning stages of HIV.

fuck webMD! a couple months ago i got really sick, like ive never been this sick in my life. it turns out i had a nasal infecting but according to webMD i had bacterial meningitis and i was gonna die within a week. i had never been that freaked out my entire life, i was choking back tears the entire day. the thing that sucks is that i had never done the online diagnosis thing and i dont think i will again.

[e0d9n0b5]

haha i just picked my left nostril as it felt strange, and there was a big ole mosquito inside. duno how that happened.

[brentos]

WebMD fucks with people, for realz.

Get on that shit thinking you have a little pain with a simple remedy and leave thinking no modern medicine can save your sorry ass.

[bouwnt]

i have really bad health anxiety issues and convince myself i have a new terrible ailment every few months.

same. probably stems from my neuroticism, ranging from me being a hypochondriac to a manic expressive.

[the Repeater]

i guess i just don't get it. i mean, there's a food chain.

Yeah, but that mean's you'd be killing all the amnimamanals you are eating.

Just saying.

And WTF is with chicks being like "oooh I hate fish and beef that's gross, but chicken is okay" or vice versa or sub pig wherever.

ALLL OR NOTHING NO PUSSYFOOTING NO EXCEPTIONS

[dismalfuture]

How do vegans eat bread? That shit is made with milk and eggs innit?

[whitney]

I dunnoz but I've had vegan blueberry muffins and cupcakes/cakes before. I'm not vegan I was just curious as to how it tastes..

[dismalfuture]

The BBQ chips on a sandwich cracked me up. DOn't BBQ chips have beef as an ingredient? Vegans are stoops.

[salaryman]

Basic bread is really just flour, yeast, water and salt.

edit. even wonder bread is vegan

http://www.peta.org/accidentallyVegan/

[dismalfuture]

that girl is kinda thick for being a vegan. fuck that.

[salaryman]

Probably had one bag too many Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili Flavored Tortilla Chips (vegan approved!).

A friend of mine's mom was vegan. He was a fat fuck actually, but wasn't vegan. He would invite people over to his place for BBQs and stuff and she would refuse to talk to him for weeks at a time afterward. She listened to good music and let us smoke weed but always smelled like celery.　

[dismalfuture]

My parents are vegetarians and I grew up on that shit, and now I tip the scales at a mean 127. I felt like i was the only 5 year old to know what tempeh was, then I recently met a kindred spirit and felt relieved.

[dismalfuture]

I was probably 9 when I ate my first steak; I hadn't needed steak previously because I had mothafucking TEMPEH

[poly800rock]

dismal, your post count has gone up exponential in the past month. GR time.

[dismalfuture]

nah, never GR. postcount has gone up rapidly because I've been keystyling about CPs and there were a couple Korean girl threads recently. Is that dude randall fairbrook still around?

[dismalfuture]

poly, do you remember way back, there was a dude on GR who got got stabbed in the face and killed by his crazy Korean girlfriend? I remember he posted a picture of this place called Han's Sausage on knurdle.com, and I used to pass by that place all the time and think of that poor dude.

[scoon0224]

Smells where?

This is Important!!!

In every way. Not strong, not vile. Just subtly unpleasant.

But to the question you're really asking... in the bedroom. Pungent. But I kept going back cuz she was a complete freak... yet totally faithful despite the fact we weren't actually 'together'

so buy her perfume, tell her it's your favorite on girls... and if she decides to wear it-give her a lot of compliments and be extra "about her"... if she doesn't wear it, she doesn't want to marry you... so get rid of her smelly, beautiful, cool ass.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not bummed about it, was never interested in going further. The 'wants to marry me' is definitely of her own manufacture, with no grounding in reality, or matching sentiment from my end... though the near-worship can be seductive.

I was having a laugh cuz it was the only reason I could really put my finger on. Otherwise it would have hung on in 'semi-gf booty-call' limbo for a while longer, probably until I found someone I was more into.

Ultimately... the reason for early termination boiled down to 'Sexy, but smelly'

[cyberPUNK]

vegans are disgusting. an ex of mine was a vegan and bitch was anemic as fuck. made going out on dates fucking impossible 'cause bitch could only eat like two things on the menu...unfortunately this lasted for a year and a half...i was a fucking idiot.

[dismalfuture]

I honestly beleive that women can't smell their female smell unless their bits turn black, I've met like 3 girls who had rotten coochies and they smiled and acted like nothing was wrong. Two of them at the same time, once. Both had left the next day, and it still smelled like pussy in my tiny little apartment. Didn't have the heart to tell them their vulvas were rotting away.

[mrip]

gizmo, please dont turn into this episode of six feet under

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0701977/plotsummary

also do you use a lemon when you are choke wanking

[Leonard Leroy]

I honestly beleive that women can't smell their female smell unless their bits turn black, I've met like 3 girls who had rotten coochies and they smiled and acted like nothing was wrong. Two of them at the same time, once. Both had left the next day, and it still smelled like pussy in my tiny little apartment. Didn't have the heart to tell them their vulvas were rotting away.

ACK COUGH HACK BLAAARG----

.....

[DaBestSpoona]

Is that dude randall fairbrook still around?

yeah he is still there. He is there forever!!!!!!!

[kunk75]

i saw some of the replies and thought, shit, i'd kill to obsess over HIV and cancer-they're treatable. i'm always convinced it's some untreatable, incurable thing.

same. probably stems from my neuroticism, ranging from me being a hypochondriac to a manic expressive.

[thedaniway]

i'm really upset with my parents for not preparing for my future better, for not saving for my schooling. their lack of preparation made me have to take a year off of school and really decide what i want to do with my life, which is good-but now i'm trying to figure out all of this loan junk and fafsa blah and i don't know where to start. not-to-mention my mom doesn't feel she needs to provide any of her financial information for the fafsa... which she does(!), and she's making my life a hell of a lot more difficult. the thing that pisses me off is that i was a really good student that earned a few grand in academic scholarships, but had to forfeit them due to lack of funds/knowledge for school. now, i get to watch my younger, dumb sister get everything handed to her and her college savings account grow. it's bullshit, and sometimes i wish i could shoot both of my parents in the knee to wake them the fuck up.

[sarcasticone]

I agree your parents are being difficult but those are some of the pains of becoming an adult. In the long run you'll appreciate your education more because of the sacrifices you have made.

[wesc]

dani hitting it rough in the schooling. i cant say i feel you on that because my mom even just fills out the fafsa for me cause she believes that ill never remember to do it and thus lose it. my older brother i think is somewhat in your position where ive gone to him for advice and he says " i dunno" because he feels that he's gotten through it himself without any guidance or help so therefore he feels no need to help me out in anyway.

i asked him once what major i should do he didnt help at all. i ended up with a useless major. i just wished that sometimes he'd be a big brother to me like when we were younger but now a days he's more like an ambivalent friend.

i just hope that your bitterness in this mess doesnt turn you to retaliate in lack of elder advice towards the little sis.

[kunk75]

i grew up with a single mom who was fucked as far as money. i showed up at nyu on my first day and my whole schedule was dropped-she never did my paperwork/financial aid docs.

when i bought my house, she took out 5k to help me on a high interest loan and i've had to lend her money from time to time.

i put money away for my kids, but in reality, it's not parents' responsibility to pay for college, but it doesn't hurt either.