superconfessional

[Carl]

I am eye fucking the girl in advertising again.

I wish i had the balls to at least talk to her. I need an in! And then i can ask her out and then go to a nice resturant and then go back to her place and have wild monkey sex.

ohhhhh i can dream with the best of em.

[masuerte]

Carl, get off the internet and just do it... it's not like asking her out will change your life in any way threatening other than one moment of fleeting embarrasment that will either turn you into a winner now or a winner later.

EITHER WAY YOU WIN!

Just make sure you get back to us and make a superconfessional about it ok?

::edit:: here if it helps, I'll lend you my balls. >>> :3

everybody lend Carl some more balls!

[xcoldricex]

those are some small balls, don't think those will do him any good.

[Icarus]

Mamam died today. Or yesterday maybe, I don't know.

Well played. What a fantastic introduction to a book.

[keri]

carl: "Hi, (name), would you like to grab a cup of coffee after work?"

(name): *thinking* smiley mofo, sweet looking, coffee in public = harmless "sure"

tada!

[villanova junction]

carl: "Hi, (name), would you like to grab a cup of coffee after work?"

(name): *thinking* smiley mofo, sweet looking, coffee in public = harmless "sure"

tada!

lol. coffee with carl. sounds completely innocent

what you would you guys do in this situation?

if a girl you break up with (and ended on good terms) wanted to go out with your best friend, would you feel comfortable with that? like, you and your ex are still friends and talk and stuff, but she wants to be with your best friend. i know that's basically the big unwritten rule (close friends going out with your ex, a BIG, BIG, no-no) but let's say you're over the girl. would it make sense to still feel uncomfortable with the two of them going out?

im kinda in that situation. i know my ex and i wont get back together, and im over her, but I still sometimes have a lingering feeling for her.

what do yall think?

like someone said before, its easier to ask stuff on SF than to ask people you see everyday. it's been pretty rough for me, the past couple of months, and just as i thought things were looking up, i get hit with this situation.

sorry if i bore you guys with this stuff, i just need to hear some advice

[angrypork]

I'm so drunk right now. i hooked up with a whorish woman tonight and enjoyed it and dont care. In fact i plan on getting sexual favors from her later.

[LIVENUDEGIRLS]

We should get togehter and watch extremem home makeover, at least someone will be bawling with me.

as soon as I see their joy its fucking waterworks...

confession: I have never told anyone about my super-sensibilities until now.

[keri]

villanova, I'm a firm believer in that if you love someone you want them to be ahppy at all costs. Me, in that situation, I love my best friend, and if it would make them happy, I'd tell em to go for it.

I've actually been in this situation before, and while I was a little (okay a lot, I dont like being left out of the loop by people who are supposed to be close to me) hurt and upset that they weren't up front with me, my main concern was were they happy together, and they were.

[tangerine]

very nice artwork, tg

[poly800rock]

lol. coffee with carl. sounds completely innocent

what you would you guys do in this situation?

if a girl you break up with (and ended on good terms) wanted to go out with your best friend, would you feel comfortable with that? like, you and your ex are still friends and talk and stuff, but she wants to be with your best friend. i know that's basically the big unwritten rule (close friends going out with your ex, a BIG, BIG, no-no) but let's say you're over the girl. would it make sense to still feel uncomfortable with the two of them going out?

im kinda in that situation. i know my ex and i wont get back together, and im over her, but I still sometimes have a lingering feeling for her.

what do yall think?

like someone said before, its easier to ask stuff on SF than to ask people you see everyday. it's been pretty rough for me, the past couple of months, and just as i thought things were looking up, i get hit with this situation.

sorry if i bore you guys with this stuff, i just need to hear some advice

you sir right there, will lose both. been there done that. there was a dawson's creek episode about this i was watching not too long ago where dawson finds out that joey and pacey are secretly hooking up and he makes joey choose....either friends with him or continue to hook up with pacey. joey goes off with pacey and the creek is NEVER the same again.

villanova, I'm a firm believer in that if you love someone you want them to be ahppy at all costs. Me, in that situation, I love my best friend, and if it would make them happy, I'd tell em to go for it.

I've actually been in this situation before, and while I was a little (okay a lot, I dont like being left out of the loop by people who are supposed to be close to me) hurt and upset that they weren't up front with me, my main concern was were they happy together, and they were.

i don't know keri. i honestly don't know how you could be so completly selfless. i don't wanna question your advice, but i feel like that's such a girl answer, with never a trace of maliciousness...props to you if you can do what you do, its admirable....

[keri]

^ I am one selfless mofo. I'll do anything for the people I love, and since I love just about everyone, I'm pretty screwed. but the joy I get when I see that something I did made someone happy, it's better than anything. i think I should go into service, I might be better suited for that than trying to make a living.

(I've secretly wanted to be in service since I was about 16)

[masuerte]

carl: "Hi, (name), would you like to grab a cup of coffee after work?"

(name): *thinking* smiley mofo, sweet looking, coffee in public = harmless "sure"

tada!

Just don't wear the sunglasses carl... you know the one's I'm talking about.

[cheapmuthafukr]

i cant get away from these little young girls...

ive been hanging out with this 19 yr old the past couple days. she gets me free food at one of my favorite resturants in town, calls me twice a day, and lets me sleep in her bed. little thing, 5' and maybe 90lbs. italian.

drank a fifth of beam with her last night. made out thru the entire royal tennembaums dvd till like 4:30 in the morning. layed around all morning.

ok... heres my confession.

we were talking last night about clothes and shit. she says to me "youre like a big girl... i love it"

im not sure how to take that, but i think its good. im tempted to turn her on to sf, but im afraid of my confessional posts scareing her off.

[xcoldricex]

we were talking last night about clothes and shit. she says to me "youre like a big girl... i love it"

watch out for the big girl

[Carl]

im tempted to turn her on to sf, but im afraid of my confessional posts scareing her off.

Dude, more girls can only make SF a better place.

Do it for the board!

[sean_]

more than one girl ive been with has said similar things to me cmf, its not that strange

[derdankhund]

yeah I've had girls tell me it was cool how much more I knew about fashion than them, but I've also had some tell me its a bit intimidating (kind of like they're used to their fashion sense being an advantage)

[keri]

cmf, turn her on to sf, we need more breasts in waywt.

[Carl]

cmf, turn her on to sf, we need more breasts in waywt.

quoted for possibly the most truthful thing anyones ever said on this board.

[cheapmuthafukr]

cmf, turn her on to sf, we need more breasts in waywt.

they are nice breasts... maybe i will

[Kasper]

was suppose to go out drinking tonite and fucking everyone bailed out..

I'M FUCKING BORED...

[sycamore no more]

I just had a date with some hotbabe and everything was going great until she started to talk with a buttload of food in her mouth and it was flying all over me, I told her I went to the bathroom and I never came back.

LEARN MANNERS BITCH!

[sean_]

i (almost) slept with this girl a couple weeks ago cuz i needed a ride home, and now shes blowing up my shit, trying to call my friends, the whole 9, i saw this girl last night and after pretty much ingnoring her she was all over some guy trying to make me jealous, and i felt absolutely nothing

it was fantastic

[junglejane]

cheap, looks like you finally got your real italian woman.

[mike lowrey]

I'm the exact opposite. I can't help but welling at the eyes when watching the news or reading the paper.

cosign. I can always refrain from actually sobbing, but the shivers, lip trembling and wet eyes come really easily.

[samsikle]

was suppose to go out drinking tonite and fucking everyone bailed out..

I'M FUCKING BORED...

i hella heard that the other night my friends bailed on me and i ended up watching The Brothers Grimm.

[masuerte]

everyone hates me when I'm sad, cuz when I am it's really kinda annoying...

fucking assholes.

[Double D]

I've thus far, with the exception of Myspace, managed to keep my internet habits pretty well hidden from my girlfriend over 2 years, which isn't bad considering we sleep in the same room.

Actually if I did mention SF to her she'd probably just say '...bored, bored, bored' and then take the piss out of me for the next 2 weeks.

Serious confessional: I probably buy half of her clothes and insist on vetting the other half before she buys them. She makes me straighten her hair, as does her best friend. She also asks me what to get done when she goes to the hairdresser. And she also uses my moisturiser and hair products. In 6 months she'll have finished her politics degree and I'll be well on my way to being a kept man who gets to bum around and do his music projects.

[masuerte]

^ superbrag!