superconfessional

[e0d9n0b5]

^^does that mean you would have to pay for the pizza or put up with the delivery guy ringing your door bell for 15 mins?

haha i honestly wish i remembered. one of the times this girl who was trying to hook up with him paid for it, another time the rest of us(his roomates) thought we might as well just pay for it and eat it, and the other times i assume somebody woke him up haha

[thatothertime]

haha, nice. pizza stories are always awesome. yesterday saw a bunch of people walking with whole pizza pies eating them. talk about being hungry eh?

[aleopold]

that was me the other night. never ever been good at drinking, but drank a 26 of rye over the course of maybe 5-6 hours. by the end of the night i was blacked out(made it home, had a final slam, then poof all gone)

never blacked out, and have really only "drank" <20 times. last night was a shot and a half of everclear and two of captain morgan's silver spiced rum, and the latter is my go to drink; mixed with coke, the shit adds a vanilla flavor. i remember everything that happened, but i was actin' a bit of a fool.

[haploid]

Go big or go home!!

(3)

[AstroWolf]

Been hanging tough with this 22 YO latvian girl i met, super nice and wonderful style and heart, GF material... but she is leaving to go to school in a month, so there is no real future but the now.

That being said i am still calling other girls that want my dick. If she was not leaving in a month, i wonder if i would be callin these other beezys though.

I feel like i have known her for years and we just met.

[pieiskewl]

@aleopold

you gotta puking black out drunk at least once man

[ojjairus]

i smoked this girl out and told her to tell me a crazy college story...she told me how she dated a girl while she was up in college and then had a threesome. She told me crazier ones but i kept only asking her to explain this one haha

[redX]

@aleopold

you gotta puking black out drunk at least once man

ah yes fun times were had

[newaesthetic]

hrm.

my ex's cool little cat got loose today. he's a rescue kitty, fairly old, hardly any teeth, and blind. she just called me in a bit of a wreck since she got home from holidays to find out about this, and has been out all day looking for him while her family (the one's responsible for him getting out and lost) just sit around.

our situation got thoroughly messed up two weeks ago after being good for probably about 8 months, but I loved this little guy. I hope he's okay, but considering the area has a fair amount of displaced wildlife due to a highway coming in a few years ago, if he's not found by tomorrow morning, I don't think he will be.

[samsikle]

^^ hope he turns up. my friend's husky got loose a few months ago, was gone for a few weeks, wasn't around the neighborhood or in the animal shelter. found him a few weeks later with some older couple walking him around the neighborhood. what's fucked up is the husky had his tags and wasn't returned, and when my friend asked the couple to give back his dog, they were lecturing him about not taking care of him. of course he got his dog back.

[aleopold]

@aleopold

you gotta puking black out drunk at least once man

ah yes fun times were had

this is what a number of people have told me. just once, but you gotta do it. it's hard for me since i really enjoy that stage right before you get drunk. aka tipsy as hell.

[DüM]

woke up in my bathtub saturday morning. I had puked all over the sink (more around than in). everything hurt all day.

good times, bro.

[Phyziks]

Yeah, if you haven't spent the night passed out on the toilet/bathroom floor, you haven't lived yet.

[RandR]

my new tenant was telling me about passing out in cancun after being roofied and waking up in a mexican jail where the floor is soaked in shit water. His description of the 24 hours he spent before paying "bail" was harrowing, especially the part about his infected feet because the floor was impregnated with shit, and water, and shit water, and he had no shoes and had to clean out a toilet with his hands into a box.

I went upstairs and swiffered my bathroom floor right afterwards.

[Vampyrvargfesten]

I just "borrowed" 2 bottles of tabasco from chipotle without any intention of returning them.

*confess*

[Servo2000]

I just "borrowed" 2 bottles of tabasco from chipotle without any intention of returning them.

*confess*

I've done this on several occasions. They have all the good ones, too (like the smoked tabasco / habanero ones).

[sawyer]

being drunk has never stopped me from being cohesive.

even in my worst state (unknown quantity of lamb's 151 + bottle of cough syrup) i played a chess game with a sober friend and still won. i bent over the side of the ship to puke a few times while waiting for my turn.

don't know where else to post this, here it goes

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i negged him saying "ur a living joke"

got this pm today:

Hello

why you say that at my reputation ?

" ur a living joke "

i really dont understand why you are saying something like that to me

just because i upload some pics ?

please say the reson for your reputation , i dont know this here at all...i can say im a newbie . thx

my reply:

late pass, those pics have been reposted everywhere by everyone on the internet

youre the biggest bro ever for tyler durden worship

also i was drunk

welcome to superfuture kenni, enjoy your stay

[herbology]

so overplayed but i can't help being attracted to asian girls with suspenders or who are doing the whole j.crew thing. ugh

[RandR]

I keep letting getty license my fucking pictures and to date I have made a total of: Goose Egg. Zero. Nothin'.

I don't know why I give a shit but I do.

[thatothertime]

I tried living my life the tyler way, I almost died. but somehow I want to do that again.

[Servo2000]

The greatest joke of Fight Club is that an entire generation of bros came to worship the mental-projected parody of a confused and lonely generation-x'ers perceived 'revolutionary' philosophy.

[6ixes&7evens]

i used to do stupid things when i was young.

going into a house with a gun was one of them.

[CUTUP]

i used to do stupid things when i was young.

going into a house with a gun was one of them.

Now I am curious, what model were you packing at said incursion?

[redX]

[Hocus Pocus]

The greatest joke of Fight Club is that an entire generation of bros came to worship the mental-projected parody of a confused and lonely generation-x'ers perceived 'revolutionary' philosophy.

No, the greatest joke is that there are a million bros out there who don't realize that it's a giant metaphor for homosexuality, but think it's actually about fighting and blowing shit up.

[velomane]

It's all fun and games until somebody loses a brain!

[CUTUP]

No, the greatest joke is that there are a million bros out there who don't realize that it's a giant metaphor for homosexuality, but think it's actually about fighting and blowing shit up.

My entire life has been a lie

[thelion1856]

thelion1856 5 step hang over cure for the next day:

1) down 1 whole bottle of gatoraide when u wake up & 1 later on in the day

2) eat a large meal preferably something salty (burgers, pizza, u know the good shit)

4) take a nap sometime during the day

5) take a shit

edit #3) take a multivitamin & B-1 vitamin (thats what we give our detox pts at work)

With each step you will feel better, change the order if you have to but you should feel back to normal once you have done all 5.

on another note my weekday life is boring as fuck:

work, gym, home to eat some dinner (cant seem to enjoy anything), then walk around my room do some push ups, then go back to the gym to not die of boredom. Maybe i should watch t.v. or a movie or play some modern warfare 2 online but i cant get myself to do these for some reason.

My weekend life on another note is hectik as fuck...

Its like im living for the weekends. I go from one extreme to another.

[6ixes&7evens]

Now I am curious, what model were you packing at said incursion?

a 38 that we had from a previous place.

funny thing they found the gun afterwards and it had my prints all ove rit.

oh and like a dumbass our excuse was the most common one

"we lost our ball"

[AstroWolf]

The greatest joke of Fight Club is that an entire generation of bros came to worship the mental-projected parody of a confused and lonely generation-x'ers perceived 'revolutionary' philosophy.

This is so true its insane. I am a huge FC fan, or was, am, but i see though it now. Its so so pretty, but its points, in the end, do not help much. Sometimes they do. Either way i think this is the post of the year on some level to me.

No, the greatest joke is that there are a million bros out there who don't realize that it's a giant metaphor for homosexuality, but think it's actually about fighting and blowing shit up.

He did this in alien3 as well, all the folks at that prison had some chromosome damage and were a huge metaphor for aids.

My entire life has been a lie

Go get some leather Jawnz and start living it real bro, live it HARD