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my nips are always at attention

its really bad when i wear one of those under armor type shirts....all the old men at the gym stare at me like i'm a piece of meat!!!!

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my nips are always at attention

its really bad when i wear one of those under armor type shirts....all the old bears at the gym stare at me like i'm a piece of meat!!!!

Fixed for yah!!

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I had to cancel my holiday to Valencia, Spain one hour before the plane left, because I have a 40 degrees Celsius flu, and I haven't been able to eat anything all day long.

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u know how figures of speech are like ur gonna regret things u aint done more thn things u done

fuck that

so glad i had 50 euros on deck to get the fuck out of a b-day party in the suburbs... just called a cab and bounced

wearin socks and all... even the keds i was wearing are still there. whatever i can cop a new pair for 50 and it was worth gettin outta there.

h8 being 2 drnk

this is why i rarely get drunk

right now im sooodrunk though

whenever im not in complete cmtrol iof myself feeel like shit

thats my confession i guess???

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I tell bitches in the club I'm an English teacher or a professional skydiver...

i tell em i'm in finance and an aspiring children's literature author

this has yet to fail

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I tell them I am too busy saving the world to talk to them. Then I take another swig of my beer.

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bummed on not getting a callback for this job. really good pay, super close, in 'my industry'. cunts. i would've been good too.

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do you have a thing for uniforms?

i kinda do

theres one cop here that is kinda cute when off duty but when hes all uniformed up hmmmmm, and his welsh accent is yum

cops are the antichrist, but not in a good or sexy way. they give me bad shivers when i see them :mad::(:confused:

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the boy is in bed, and when i look and see him i feel like going back under the covers :( i like the way is back is moved when he's breathing

but i'm stresssing about that goddamn appointment.

i'm not sure if i'm suitable for work, even for myself, even with an assistant

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bored at work + vice do's and dont's = finding a great shot of sonic voodoo (R.I.P) and his awesome pal.

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^^

priceless

shit had potential for gettin me weird looks from coworkers.

in any case if they'd happen to see i'd say:

"what!? I like this! what are you gonna do about it!"

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i tell em i'm in finance and an aspiring children's literature author

this has yet to fail

When I was younger I used to tell women I was a minor league baseball player. That worked like crazy back in the day. Now they'd probably pull out their iPhone and try to find your stats online or something to prove it. Technology fails us again.

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had unlimited popcorn at the movies for 6.75 plus pump your own butter.... needless to say my cholesterol has sky rocketed and i think im to smell butter out my pores ? DELICIOUS (im so fat)

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ehhhh. doesn't sound very perfect to me.

i'm too chickenshit to ever pull that maneuver anyway.

Got the choice between leaving school until January for medical reasons, disciplinary or academic reasons today. B.A.L.L.I.N.

On second thought, sign me up for that paracetamol (can I switch to DomP? Might as well go out in style...)

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