superconfessional

[po_boy_fuuma_hatesbargerz]

I suddenly developed a tear in my right knee, which means I can't do any long distance biking, running, or BMX riding for at least a few more weeks.

But I don't care, cause I'm going surfing in a few hours. eff my life – not.

<3

[sistersuzie]

I think I love him the most in these moments I learn him silently, secretly. Sometimes, while he's busy, I lay my eyes on him, observing his breath, reactions, reading the expression on his costume. Fascinated by the actions, the purposes, the ways...

There's magic hidden... and for that exact reason, I won't even mention any of the details, the tricks; to keep it interesting (alive) one's gotta keep the secret...

[villain]

would you suck his dick

[ProfMonnitoff]

i may hust have made the worst / most embarrassing mistake of my life

i was out at flex with some friends

met this GORGEOUS french/tunisian chick

was gonna just find some weed with her to blaze one

then i talked to her and shes actually a great girl

walked her to the taxi stand

kissed her

DRUNK AS I WAS

i forgot to get her number

but i know some friends of friends and i know the school she went to

so im gonna start running connects tommorrow

goddamn

i hope that isnt creepy

but i gotta see her again

[Guest bambam]

godspeed moneytoff!!

[Billy.Barbados]

i may hust have made the worst / most embarrassing mistake of my life

i was out at flex with some friends

met this GORGEOUS french/tunisian chick

was gonna just find some weed with her to blaze one

then i talked to her and shes actually a great girl

walked her to the taxi stand

kissed her

DRUNK AS I WAS

i forgot to get her number

but i know some friends of friends and i know the school she went to

so im gonna start running connects tommorrow

goddamn

i hope that isnt creepy

but i gotta see her again

Be a little more subtle, then you wont have to worry about being thought of as a creep.

[freecat]

you could make a movie off that story that'd be ill

[redgrail]

Yah, it could be called "Dude, where's my hot french/tunisian chick?" starring Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott.

Cameo by Lil' Wayne bangin the hot french/tunisian chick.

I would pay 8 bucks to see that.

AND popcorn.

bo!

[lovethrust]

Speaking of which, I am currently working on a coworker who's been in a relationship for five years. I'd feel bad, but she definitely doesn't seem happy with him, and has asked me to stick around and hang out twice this week. Heading to the movies before work on Wednesday, will see how this plays out.

sounds like you got friend-zoned. make your intentions towards her clear, with or without words or get ready for crying late night phone calls about her relationship and bitch-cuddle sessions.

I'm not telling you this to be an ass; I have your best interests in mind

[ojjairus]

in two weeks, i am about to receive some of the most crucial news of my life. i am anxious, to say the least.

sorry bro, you got herpes. unlike any girl though its with you forever. (0)

[nabhan]

wow prom was actually so fucking shitty. i was drinking until 6am and i'm still fucking hammered but fuck, that was definitely the most awkward night of my life.

[Pandemonium]

whilst studying at my biomed library starving whilst my friends eat lunch i like to flip through this book called the 'atlas of pathology' which is just a wonderful gallery of a lot of fucked up diseases that happen all over the body.

which results in shit like

'wait what? that's what herpes looks like? shit i think i got it'

[sircheesecake]

Ive been addicted to watching english movies lately. Ive been going through IMDB top 250 and watching every movie that is from the last 20 years or so. After that, I plan to hit Woody Allens top films followed by Martin Scorsese and after that no idea. Any ideas on a good director whose movies I should watch?

[evisu 2000]

sam peckinpah

[pieiskewl]

bought a Cuckoo ricecooker yesterday, one of the best investments of my life.

[Baeyer-Drewson]

I just missed seeing Ghostface cos I thought the fucking concert was fuckingwell tomorrow night because my fucking head is too fucking full of work related fuckshitfuck.

Cunt of the Earth...

I'm literally shaking with rage right now...

[sistersuzie]

moving on sunday . very stressed and happy

a way, for birds to plant seeds. to fly higher.

a nest to rest better.

[2000dB]

where you moving at suzie?

im moving in a week but haven't started packing or anything. not that I actually have stuff to box...

[landho]

So, I'm flying out to California tomorrow. Bought my ticket thirty minutes ago.

Living the life, chasing the dream.

[sistersuzie]

where you moving at suzie?

im moving in a week but haven't started packing or anything. not that I actually have stuff to box...

10 minutes walk from pie ix

i haven't started packing anything either hahaha. but i'll do that within 2 hours if i'm well focused...

did the address changes earlier, enough for today..

[my gym shorts]

so one of my best friend found a lump on one of her breasts.. she js thought it was nothing so she didnt really mind it but..after like 2 weeks it didnt go away. so she made an appointment w/ her doctor.

i guess if the doctor puts a needle in it and it collapses, its good because therefore its filled with liquid, and is not a tumor. but when she went, it didn't collapse.

the doctor she went to couldnt decide right then and there if its cancer because she's not that kind of doctor. in a few days my friend has to either go to a radiology specialist.. or a surgical doctor to see what kind of tumor it is..

im scared

[Orion]

^ Yikes man...definitely scary shit. Positive thinking though, she may have been fortunate to have caught it early in a treatable stage. I have a few friends who caught it early and had really successful treatments with complete recoveries. I also have a friend who got hit with an incredibly advanced stage of Non-Hodgson’s Lymphoma and through aggressive treatment was able to beat it. It can be a tough road, but it can be beat...

[minou]

didn't i just write almost the same thing 2 pages back? just that, its my sis instead of a friend. i know how you feel. just chill and pray hard that everything is fine. my sister just went for the ultrasound scan and the results are NEGATIVE.

THANK GOD.

so one of my best friend found a lump on one of her breasts.. she js thought it was nothing so she didnt really mind it but..after like 2 weeks it didnt go away. so she made an appointment w/ her doctor.

i guess if the doctor puts a needle in it and it collapses, its good because therefore its filled with liquid, and is not a tumor. but when she went, it didn't collapse.

the doctor she went to couldnt decide right then and there if its cancer because she's not that kind of doctor. in a few days my friend has to either go to a radiology specialist.. or a surgical doctor to see what kind of tumor it is..

im scared

[Jimbo69]

i used to confuse dunkin with djrajio so when i saw djrajio talking about getting bitches i was like yo nu uh

[alexryb]

today i had the unique dilemma of standing in the checkout line at the grocery & having to decided (because of lack of funds) between diet coke & shampoo.

naturally, i got the soda.

[wesc]

i went to six flags today,it was fun.............................except for the part that made me feel like a pedo by simply being there around them. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE... and under aged

[redgrail]

you are the superlative pedo conspiracy.

[lawless]

So, I'm flying out to California tomorrow. Bought my ticket thirty minutes ago.

Living the life, chasing the dream.

make a pit stop to Houston.

or Austin.

willing to drive.

kthanxbye

[dizzhizz]

i have this blind date tonight with a girl who used to be a ballerina and i'm really scared that when i see her feet, i might just run away.

[redgrail]

trust me on this one:

follow through with the ballerina.

thank me later.