superconfessional

[ProfMonnitoff]

wait did you call a man who was threatening to harm you "nigger"? probably not the best thing to do.

[Leonard Leroy]

No, the mugger started yelling that to rationalize why he was assaulting hap for the bystanders, so he could make a clean getaway.

It's painful to read really.

Good luck with getting back on your feet, man.

[haptronic]

wait did you call a man who was threatening to harm you "nigger"? probably not the best thing to do.

yes that is exactly what i did,

right in between trying to work out if he had a gun, whether he would notice that i was carrying a camera bag, and trying to get both of us where there where other people,

i leant over and gently started to whisper in his ear, my mouth so close that he could feel my warm breathe, he my have even got little aroused by my forwardness

the first thing that came to my mind to whisper in his ear was a racial epithet, over and over i whispered, i think he may love me now. [10]

[jeepster]

most homo post of 2k9^

[dino might]

shit like that makes me want to carry a knife.

then i remember the old phrase "dont bring a knife to a gunfight"

then i remember the possibility of having the knife turned on me

then i dont want to carry a knife

then i hope i look scary and hard enough to not ever find myself in such a situation and work on my beard and mean mug

[Jimbo69]

shoulda said "sir, i did not call you a nigger, i called you a jew lizard"

[Leonard Leroy]

shit like that makes me want to carry a knife.

then i remember the old phrase "dont bring a knife to a gunfight"

then i remember the possibility of having the knife turned on me

then i dont want to carry a knife

then i hope i look scary and hard enough to not ever find myself in such a situation and work on my beard and mean mug

You already have all the weapons you need to deal with these situations.

You have two hands to fight with.

You have two feet to run your ass off away from whatever those two hands can't deal with.

But with planned attacks, all you can do is have hope for the best.

[dino might]

i have poor stamina

[Tyro1]

I use my head, rather than my hands...

fucking head-butting mother fuckers will sort them out.

[Leonard Leroy]

i have poor stamina

adrenaline is the only performance enhancing chemical you need homie.

edit:

Ugh, I don't ever wanna be in such a situation, but I have a morbid curiosity to see what I'd actually do.

[dismalfuture]

looking asian and crazy is good enough for me

[jeepster]

put "HATE" on the back of your Raf coat. No one will mess with you then.

[dismalfuture]

i put 'RAPE' on my forehead

[dismalfuture]

ponytail + MMM leather and a lit cigarette at all times keeps the beezys scared and admiring

[jeepster]

ponytail + MMM leather and a lit cigarette at all times keeps the beezys scared and admiring

I'm actually intrigued to see this.

Can you PS a picture of this happening at the mall or something with corny korean chicks gawking and eyeing you from afar?

lulz will ensue

make sure Rock Star Fruit Punch figures in heavily as well. And a Big Mac (azn style of course)

[jwied82]

i have actually been mugged before...

My girlfriend at the time and I were mugged in a parking lot in st. louis. Were about to get into my car and a guy comes up and says "give it up", and i just kind of had a perplexed look because i didnt realize right away what was happening. so he says "give me your money" as he pulls out a gun. So we gave him what cash we had, which was like $25 combined and then he watched us get in the car and drive off.

I was damn scared as this was happening, and considering the guy had a gun im pretty sure giving up what little cash we had and staying safe was the best option.

[Baeyer-Drewson]

^I'd +rep for staying cool and being a smart muthafucka.

[mr fluffernutter]

sober as a judge

you're not gay

[mr fluffernutter]

hap thas shitty to hear

glad you got away fairly unscathed though

[dino might]

i just meant gay for feelin' that androgyny, still dont know all tha rules

*edit- you gotta shawty youre not even allowed to post that^^

[homi29]

got lucky ur whip wasnt more baller

[branespload]

i blame whitney's posts for my newfound attraction to girls who love candy/sweets/only eat desserts when they go to the cafeteria for dinner...

...wtf

[NatseOklim]

Last time I was mugged (age 11), one of the group of young black kids who did it said "He's probably thinking stupid nigger" before punching me in the face. They got 1p from me.

[sistersuzie]

i feel like i'm dreaming and i hope i won't wake up

[sistersuzie]

i just meant gay for feelin' that androgyny, still dont know all tha rules

*edit- you gotta shawty youre not even allowed to post that^^

androgyny's got me. when it's well done (either for a guy or girl) it can be super hot

[stayhandsome]

Growing up in the racist lower class I never thought I would see this day come. It feels great to live on this land.

[jl3969]

i saw wayne in concert this weekend...

cam'ron was in the audience too...

and keri hilson is super hot.

Killa sighting?! Damn that is some rare shit.

[cjbreed]

i came here today to confess that i have officially banished all credit cards from my life (except for the amex). yay.

but then i read about hap's experience. that sucks man. good thoughts are pointed in your direction...

it reminded me that once i got the absolute shit kicked out of me in the parking lot of the art building at my university. it was like midnight and i was alone and these 2 dudes (yes they were black dudes. one looked like kimbo slice i swear it.) came up to me and said something about "have u ever been to the hood?" i replied, "yes, i buy dope there every day". or maybe i didn't say that, i'm not sure. and that's all i remember. i woke up in the emergency room. my face was bashed in and i had surgery and everything. they didn't even rob me. weird huh. i think i was a victim of a hate crime. i had a black eye for the entire semester. people started to call me shiner. (should i have used that as my user name?)

well it didn't stop me from goin to the hood to get my dope everyday, so i guess that's a tiny victory, right??

[neptunecitylocal]

i feel like a 12 year old girl and my favorites are lee teuk, ki bum, han geng, hee chul and eun hyuk

[__CB__]

i came here today to confess that i have officially banished all credit cards from my life (except for the amex)

ha i don't think the banishing really counts if you're still hanging on to one.... congrats all the same tho, can't wait til i've paid my fucker off.