superconfessional

[Carl]

bored...straight?

[mrip]

I label perpetrate every time I go to the gym. Nike top / Reebok shorts / Asics shoes / Adidas socks.

And I don't care cuz I'm there to sweat, not make friends or impress anyone.

I'm trying not to label perpetrate outside the gym though...

I do the same thing.

Converse tee/Adidas shorts/Fila socks/Nike shoes.

Some times I wear some fake bape shit.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

I've never been to a gym, but i'd imagine I would just wear the least smelliest articles of clothing in my "gym bag" -- perpetrating or not. Working out in FAPE would be hawt (though i'd venture to guess that no one would understand the connotations or signifiers).

[jeepster]

i wear my old basketball rags usually. like shitty Pony shorts and my basketball jersey from JV squad, or my old baseball jersey. one of the two. i try not to perpetrate that much whenever i dress. usually i do though. it aint easy.

also: what if you label perp, without showing too much of said labels (like if someone walked up to you, they wouldnt know you were wearing a addidas shirt and nike's with some reebok shorts, who knows), but it looked good together - yes, its still a form of perpetrating, but can it be such a bad thing if you look good?

confession: im seriously falling for this girl. shes 2 years older than me. she gorgeous. shes in college. shes smart. she dresses very well. she makes me laugh, and i her. we saw harry potter tonight, but some other friends (former flame and my good friend who i work with. we actually all work together) joined up, and i didnt get a real chance to get personal with this girl. its really bumming me cause i cant stop thinking of her. and i know that theres only a 75:25 shot that anything will happen between us (not in my favor). its killing me. fuck. dammit. shit. dammit. god dammit. fuck. shes great. its the first time ive been this comfortable with a girl in a long time.

harry potter was bitchinnnnn. second time was even better.

[Dick Danger]

I went to the gym and was about the get started when this woman that I see there a lot comes up behind me and sticks her hands up the back of my shirt and wraps her arms around me. She was done with her workout and sweaty. She works out in track pants and a sports bra so she was pressing her belly against my back and I could feel her sweat running down my butt crack. The feeling was pretty strange but it caused a boner, and to make things even more strange we were standing in front of a full wall mirror and it was getting obvious that a boner was in the works. Then she kinda looks down in the mirror and brushes her hand across my boner as she lowers her arms and says, we're going to have to do something about that some time. I think this might be a chance to get some, but I could be wrong. Thoughts?

[Darkadious]

even though it doesn't matter at all, i still click the "i disapprove" button.

[alex_844]

I went to the gym and was about the get started when this woman that I see there a lot comes up behind me and sticks her hands up the back of my shirt and wraps her arms around me. She was done with her workout and sweaty. She works out in track pants and a sports bra so she was pressing her belly against my back and I could feel her sweat running down my butt crack. The feeling was pretty strange but it caused a boner, and to make things even more strange we were standing in front of a full wall mirror and it was getting obvious that a boner was in the works. Then she kinda looks down in the mirror and brushes her hand across my boner as she lowers her arms and says, we're going to have to do something about that some time. I think this might be a chance to get some, but I could be wrong. Thoughts?

is your confession that you are confusing a porno you saw with real life?

[palabok]

Well, when I was around 10 years old, my cousins came over and we had a play-fight thing. So, I got a little out of hand and, since we were all fighting under some covers, I wrapped my 6 y/o female cousin with a part of the blanket and started smashing my fist into her head through the thin cloth that shielded her. She started crying, and when everyone went from under the covers, I was all, "What happened to her?" So, yeah, no one knows that I was the one who made her cry.

[Dick Danger]

is your confession that you are confusing a porno you saw with real life?

puh leeze

I guess I should have added that I don't know this woman all that well but she comes across as a very sexually aggressive woman and I think she's just fucking with my brain. She jokes about sex almost every time I see her.

btw

I don't watch that kind of porn.

[Bona Drag]

I don't watch that kind of porn.

i confess i'm not sure what kind of porn you're talking about

[jeepster]

i worship palabok's avatar and signature. he knows whats up. i repped him for it.

it is the embodiment of everything that is evil and lovely.

[Dick Danger]

i confess i'm not sure what kind of porn you're talking about

the basic fucky sucky white bread jenna jamison tripe

The porn I watch usually ends with an arm up someone's ass.

[Analog]

You've probably watched a lot of porn to get to that point.

[Dick Danger]

enh, 2TBs of porn doesn't seem like that much

[keagan]

I think this might be a chance to get some, but I could be wrong. Thoughts?

well fucking duh.

Is she attractive?

go fuck the living shit out of her.

[sleazie ninja number 47]

i just ate truck stop torta con bizteca in 2 minutes flat, and I think I can feel the charred steak bits poking into my stomach.

[hollaforadolla]

puh leeze

I guess I should have added that I don't know this woman all that well but she comes across as a very sexually aggressive woman and I think she's just fucking with my brain. She jokes about sex almost every time I see her.

btw

I don't watch that kind of porn.

pics? is she hot?

[Guest Airjamie]

Well, when I was around 10 years old, my cousins came over and we had a play-fight thing. So, I got a little out of hand and, since we were all fighting under some covers, I wrapped my 6 y/o female cousin with a part of the blanket and started smashing my fist into her head through the thin cloth that shielded her. She started crying, and when everyone went from under the covers, I was all, "What happened to her?" So, yeah, no one knows that I was the one who made her cry.

I think what youre trying to say is

"yesterday my little cousin came over and i gave her candy so she would let me play "just the tip" but just the tip wasnt enough. When she started to yell i wrapped her up in a trashbag and started smashing a hammer into her head. Today when everyone was looking for her i was all "why didnt she come over yesterday". So yeah. Noone knows that i am the one who has her buried in his back yard."

[realmyth83]

the girl i have been loving for months again didnt answer my call todei.....

things have been like this since I SUPERCONFESSED to her.........

[djrajio]

the girl i have been loving for months again didnt answer my call todei.....

things have been like this since I SUPERCONFESSED to her.........

I think we need to have a superfuture guide to attracting women. Anyway,

Never ever ever ever EVER ever EVER confess to a woman that you like her. Ever. She already knows you're interested in her through your actions and body language. Obviously if she was attracted to YOU, she would have remembered to call right? You think a girl will simply forget to call Brat Pitt if he happened to call her? You think an interested girl would just simply forget? Forget this girl. You're wasting your time.

[Guest Airjamie]

This is really gay. Even for a non-funny superconfession.

[Tyler Durden]

who wants to start the thread everyone shall read?!?!?

[Guest Airjamie]

Dont say shall unless youre a judge or you swing around on vines in a feather hat and tights and your last name is "hood".

[Tyler Durden]

yes my name is robin hood you got a problem? shall we take this outside? haha

[chrisj]

the girl i have been loving for months again didnt answer my call todei.....

things have been like this since I SUPERCONFESSED to her.........

dood was this love mutual before you confessed?

and 2 as rajio said.. dont confess wtf... unless you know its mutual...

[realmyth83]

I think we need to have a superfuture guide to attracting women. Anyway,

Never ever ever ever EVER ever EVER confess to a woman that you like her. Ever. She already knows you're interested in her through your actions and body language. Obviously if she was attracted to YOU, she would have remembered to call right? You think a girl will simply forget to call Brat Pitt if he happened to call her? You think an interested girl would just simply forget? Forget this girl. You're wasting your time.

thanks man. thats true ... the thing is we have been friends for yrs and i was silly enough to think that i had hidden my feelings so well that she wouldnt have known it...hmmmmmmm...regreting for being silly now...

called her recently just coz i was hoping things could be like before no matter whether i could keep hoping for sth.......

none of such things happened to me b4. at least she should talk to me when i seemed to have got over the crush already? she just never talked to me after that.....it has been months already. damn.

god bless me! just cant understand.

[realmyth83]

dood was this love mutual before you confessed?

and 2 as rajio said.. dont confess wtf... unless you know its mutual...

nah. i never meant to confess.... it was some misunderstanding that forced me to confess...

[Tyler Durden]

yo yo yo check this feel me on this.

meet up with her and drop ur pants, no underwear.

tell her "this is how u make me feel"

yeah yeah, make sure to get tat viagra right.

check it yeah yeah.

[chrisj]

thanks man. thats true ... the thing is we have been friends for yrs and i was silly enough to think that i had hidden my feelings so well that she wouldnt have known it...hmmmmmmm...regreting for being silly now...

called her recently just coz i was hoping things could be like before no matter whether i could keep hoping for sth.......

none of such things happened to me b4. at least she should talk to me when i seemed to have got over the crush already? she just never talked to me after that.....it has been months already. damn.

god bless me! just cant understand.

if your in the friendzone... thats a big time mistake... its hard to turn your friendship into something more. as the women is seeing she is already getting a great friendship out of it so why complicate things?

your best bet is just to forget her and find some other poontang.

or if you cant help it ... re-invent yourself, lay back and try again with stronger game.

[realmyth83]

yo yo yo check this feel me on this.

meet up with her and drop ur pants, no underwear.

tell her "this is how u make me feel"

yeah yeah, make sure to get tat viagra right.

check it yeah yeah.

:eek: i will be kicked out of the room considering shes been practising karate for yrs....